SuperMike

They will have seen how Wilder set up to pressure our weedy lot and what happened. They will crowd us like crazy - yet we'll carry on with the tippy-tappy b*llocks and concede early. Carlton Morris (proper striker) to terrify our defence and score more in this match than our 3 strikers have bagged in 18 games!

.....there yer go!!

I've already won my 16/1 bet on a City red card. With this Ref I wont be winning the 100/1 bet (each team player sent off)!

Christ on a bike!!!! Soumaré and Ayew to the rescue!!!!

Always be remembered for one particular throw-in. I bet Alexis Sánchez remembers it, too!! Top man, but that's one tough job he's landed!

Daka, Ayew and Caranza .... The three MISSkateers!

Derby really quite a poor team but amazing the difference a striker who actually scores goals can make!!! Goalkeeper pretty darned good, too!

Yup! Crappy Derby have Morris banging the goals in and crappy Norwich have Sargeant. Wrexham have Moore, Brum have Stansfield. WE HAVE NOBODY. Only as good as your striker, eh? Guess it's division one - here we come.

My comments in the 'match ratings' thread for the Blackburn game: I see that Soumaré has amassed an average score of 1.9! I am sure this would be much lower if it were possible to give a score of zero (1 is the least you can give). As I was pretty sure we would lose this match from the moment the team sheet was released, I decided to spend the game observing Soumaré to try to see why managers continue to pick him. I cannot express how f****** awful he was! His lack of effort is absolutely GOBSMACKING!! How he gets away with it god-alone-knows. He has no positional sense - his contribution to defending is the same as it is to the attack --- ABSOLUTELY SWEET F*** ALL! Did someone say he earns £90,000 a week? I am serious when I say that if you put a number 24 shirt on a traffic cone, it would contribute more to the team in terms of effort, morale, attitude, awareness and all-round footballing ability. Honestly - this is a player who should be nowhere near the squad - he is an embarrassment to the club, the team and himself. The only player who makes Junior Lewis look like a cross between Cruyff, Pelé and Messi. ....and yet, come tuesday, there he'll be - aimlessly lolling about thinking of that big, big wage packet!!! --- And now I'm hearing that he IS in the team tonight. Surely that can't be correct . SURELY?! The bloke is an absolute liabilty.

I'd prefer a wheelie-bin to Soumaré.

I see that Soumaré has amassed an average score of 1.9! I am sure this would be much lower if it were possible to give a score of zero (1 is the least you can give). As I was pretty sure we would lose this match from the moment the team sheet was released, I decided to spend the game observing Soumaré to try to see why managers continue to pick him. I cannot express how f****** awful he was! His lack of effort is absolutely GOBSMACKING!! How he gets away with it god-alone-knows. He has no positional sense - his contribution to defending is the same as it is to the attack --- ABSOLUTELY SWEET F*** ALL! Did someone say he earns £90,000 a week? I am serious when I say that if you put a number 24 shirt on a traffic cone, it would contribute more to the team in terms of effort, morale, attitude, awareness and all-round footballing ability. Honestly - this is a player who should be nowhere near the squad - he is an embarrassment to the club, the team and himself. The only player who makes Junior Lewis look like a cross between Cruyff, Pelé and Messi. ....and yet, come tuesday, there he'll be - aimlessly lolling about thinking of that big, big wage packet!!!

Soumaré has just given the nearest thing ever to a complete performance. COMPLETE TURD.

Leave him out and play with ten men

Nah - better off with ten (If the 11th man is Soumaré)!

.......and aint too great in the creativity stakes!

My team would be: Shilton Rodrigues Nish Roberts Sjoberg Cross Fern Clarke Lochhead Gibson Glover If any of them have sadly passed away - they would still be better than the current lot.

Soumaré plays. Leicester lose.

We only look decent in the first half of matches. Soumaré is on the bench in the first half of matches. Who the heck thinks its a good idea to bring him on in the second half?

Ollie McB hat-trick. He will love bullying our weedy defenders.

INEPT

... or, even better, pay 1s6d at the turnstile!!

Good points, but have to disagree on Soumaré. He was his usual self: half-arsed, totally ineffective, kills tempo and without doubt NOT worth the £90,000 a week he reportedly gets ( notice i didn't say earns). Absolute travesty of a player who drags down others and contributes NOTHING.

According to you - Soumaré where he should be. ie. Nowhere near the squad!

......or even....." Soumaré - there's a footballer in there somewhere "

As well as being a complete waste of space, this player is also the cause of an effect which has led to 2 relegations and a completely broken team ethic. The 'Soumaré effect' is where the other players (youngsters and experienced pros alike) see him lolloping aimlessly around the pitch, putting in the minimum effort and contributing NOTHING to the side - and, naturally, think 'hey, if he gets away with doing f***all - why should I be busting my bollocks??' Our only good spell in recent times was when he was spending a season at Seville (he thought he was too good to be in the championship), so it is very disappointing to see our new manager giving him so much game time and therefore playing, in essence, a ten-man team.