SuperMike

We can look forward to 74% possession under the skilled guidance of Russell Martin. .....NIL goals from our strikers (.... er, durrrr, we forgot to sign any)(again) .....and a third consecutive relegation to, once again, put us in the record books.

Yup! When I see those names I shudder too!! ....and to think we'll have the pleasure of watching European soccer on TV with such esteemed names as BRIGHTON - BOURNEMOUTH - SUNDERLAND and CRYSTAL PALACE! Wow! But at least we'll be able to see us pit our wits against such footballing giants as Stevenage, Burton and Bromley! CAN'T WAIT 🤔

£6.50 and a Mars Bar. They wuz robbed!

".... Right lads, and you Tonda, sir, listen up.... I've had a right good look at Leicester at this out-of-this-world training ground called Seegrove or some such. I tried to work out their tactics - but they didn't seem to have any. I tried to guage their fitness, but couldn't - they just didn't seem to move much. I couldn't work out their attitude or drive - they had none of that either. So I reckon you should have a bit of a relax for the first hour or so and, as long as they've only scored 3 or 4 ...... easy victory!! Enjoy!.... "

Mebee it wasn't his dog being walked around Seagrave. Was it a really, really well disguised spy??!

World class what? Boubakery Soumaré. A world class ****

Buddha ???

Best to sit at home.... ....less painful.

Selection criteria should be: anyone tough enough to punch their way out of a paper bag will be up for consideration. ....trouble is, The EFL might get a bit antsy if we name a side with only three players!

Hate it that it's called League 1. It's The THIRD DIVISION. it's always been The THIRD DIVISION . and will always be The THIRD DIVISION. Not that it will matter soon. (We'll be in the fourth division by 2027)!

HANG ON A MINUTE!! WE HAVE A SET-PIECE COACH??? NAH - U'R WINDING ME UP! IF WE DO EMPLOY SOMEONE IN THIS ROLE (??) AND HE GETS PAID BY RESULTS... .....WE SHOULD BE SENDING HIM AN INVOICE EVERY WEEK, NOT A B***** WAGE PACKET. Pathetic.

Ipswich Town win the title of....... ......THE Jammiest team in football.

I did say, on the 14th August, "Division 1 here we come" !!! Can't believe we're still hanging on (sort of)!

He been 'Leicester-ized' Happens to every player who joins. When he goes elsewhere, he'll be superb again!

Osmajic to bully our puny defence. Easy win for Preston (again).

Ten years ago we won the Premier League. Ten years ago Lincoln weren't even in the EFL! Come on you Mighty Red Imps!!! (and feel embarrassed, Top - it really is an unparalleled collapse!)

Couldn't happen to a nicer chap! Mebee the EFL should retrospectively ban (or lock up) Cameron Burgess for a full-on assault on Dewsbury-Hall a couple of seasons ago - and yes, you've guessed it, penalty NOT awarded. They really are an unlikeable bunch - fouling, diving, moaning, and blagging jammy results through last-minute double-deflected goals.

I was thinking the same! Last time we played these at home we scored SIX - and bear in mind that was the useless City side (which could not score at home) under the wonderful leadership of Ruud Van-bl**din'- Nistleroy!!!

Me too! But I'm thinking along the lines of LCFC - Lincoln City - Come On you Mighty Red Imps!

........we'll be joining you soon....

Absolutely Mark Davies. Shone like a beacon (then turned into a twat when he reckoned Bolton? Were a bigger club than us!).

It's been 'retired' these past 5 years!

In my top 2. Alongside Denis Wise.

£££? You reckon we got three quid for him??? Goodness - hope they lose the reciept, cos they'll be looking for a refund within days!