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"They want the ransom money in non-sequential notes. 20s and 10s only."

Capology says £90k per week but I don't think they're always correct.

We'll be making a bid for Gabor Kiraly's tracksuit bottoms next.

What's Andy Johnson up to these days?

Just for reference PL goals per 90 Daka 0.35 Edouard 0.32 **** it. Better than nothing I suppose.

I would imagine his agent, or Robert Huth, or both, puts the word out that he's available for loan and it goes from there. I'd imagine it's quite a small world amongst European football contacts.

Yes. Another £13m worse off when we could have spent that money elsewhere. Okoli is not better than Souttar. And even if he is, it's not by much.

Remember when Soumare trolled us all by wearing no.42 so we all thought he was the next Yaya Toure....the cheeky scamp!!

I think they'll score plenty....next year in the Championship.

The driver of the Jeep needs to go straight to the Absolute C***s Of Our Time thread. According to police, a driver of a Jeep Grand Cherokee hit the Gaudreaus from behind while trying to pass an SUV on the right that had moved over to make way for the two on their bicycles. Police said both Gaudreaus suffered fatal injuries. The driver is suspected of being under the influence of alcohol and has been charged with two counts of death by auto, police said. They said the investigation is ongoing.

We'll have to make do with just the 4 keepers then.

I just think that, as it stands, we are going to struggle to score enough goals from open play, so set-pieces could be the difference between us staying up or going down. And I don't think there is anyone better in the PL than JWP at set-piece delivery. Yes, we might have to carry him a bit in open play but I think he'd be a net positive on the whole.

I think he'd be an upgrade on Ndidi, as much as I appreciate what Ndidi can (or at least once did) bring to the team.

You'd think Ward-Prowse would be the perfect compliment to all those free-kicks that Ayew can win. But as per, no joined up thinking in LCFC's recruitment department.

I honestly think he would have accepted that contract offer if he'd known Enzo was going to jump ship.

£15m on Okoli too, when I really don't think he's much of an upgrade on another £15m signing in Souttar. We just love to waste money.

I think out of the 2 I'd prefer David Datro Fofana, but it's slim pickings.

Riyad plays for them. Bring him home!! (Wages might be a problem though)

Reading through this thread I can see that, quite literally, lots of people do care. And considering he can't even score 10 goals in Ligue Un, I don't rate his chances of managing it in the PL.

WB

Fbref's player comparison 4. Dominic Calvert-Lewin Think we should probably pass on this one.

Maybe I'm being overly cynical, but I can't help thinking that the NFL are just using him for a bit of cheap publicity and PR over here. Well at least he's getting $12,500 per week for the privilege.

You're going to look really stupid when Cannon goes on to score 100+ goals in the Bundesliga and helps Ireland reach a World Cup Final.

Guess again. That's BDCR's number.

What a load of unnecessarily convoluted sh*te. Hope it's a massive failure.