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Suarez got months for his bite in a competitive game. Cunha elbows a, let's be real, older bloke in the head and takes his glasses. That's assault. I hadn't seen the footage properly but I'd genuinely be tempted with lifetime ban. If you did that at work, you'd be sacked.

KDH would walk into most lower half EPL teams. He already proved himself worthy and useful during relegation with us. Would take him back in a second.

Not to make assumptions but now he's not a PL manager, he might be spending Christmas alone...

I do find it insane Ward is still with us but we can't necessarily change that. Just have to suck it up. If Mads is out longer and Ward is the best we have, can't pin that on RVN.

How has Russell Martin kept his job?

Oh don't be daft. Far more important things to get upset about.

Ok, whoever said Man City have been told some bad news that's not public....I believe you now

Hahahahahahaha

Fuching hell Walker...what will you do when someone actually squares up to you?

Hang on, what? Wasn't aware of this

Great maths skills, there

Yeah this is a Newcastle win. Messy game but home win.

Honestly he should just come out and say it's the children who are wrong

It will be quite something if Slot comes in and wins the league in his first season with a squad "in need of a refresh"

For Simeone to become the credible third horse in a 2 horse race is absolutely spectacular. In the last 20 years, 18 titles have been won by Real or Barcelona. Simeone has masterminded 2 wins out of those. Absolutely incredible feat.

You know this for sure?

They should just split Europe. Anything left of Switzerland goes into one pot, anything to the right (as far as Ukraine) goes into the other. Do that until knock outs

Why the hell are they playing in Kazakhstan?!

Last one I went to, a bloke's nose exploded and another one knocked himself out hitting concrete. Great fun.

I would suspect we have very different experiences of gigs. Usually I'm at gigs where there's enjoyable violence - elbows, kicks, stage diving etc. If I go see a bigger band, it's normally because I like their album stuff and they usually end with a poppy one. Saw Offspring and binned off the entire encore a few years ago.

Tbf I have done that twice in the last year or so. I usually look up setlists before a gig, to get a feel. If I know a band routinely ends on X song I'm not that keen on, you can bet I'm sodding off early and saving my legs aggro of queueing to get out. Can really knacker my knees

Fergie was always looking to refresh. It's how he also kept control. Nobody got bigger than him or the club.

Small clubs, mate. Different with them. ThE lEaGuE nEeDs MaN cItY

I reckon 2-0 to Brighton but it's the application you want to see. Effort, running, pressing.

His stats show about 5-7 goals a season recently. Not good numbers. If his wages were high then makes sense.