JimJams

Is that his weekly wage?

Definitely a Palace fan!

Have they got any 6 year olds they can sell to Chelsea for £50mill?

No no no no no, that's not how the modern game works. Faes for half a billion, we'll take Cubarsi for the same!

It's simple. £40mill for Faes, we buy Christensen for £25mill... WE ARE PARTNERING BARCA TO SHAFT PSR! And we can have Denmarks back line.

Low bar.

Seriously though, do Barca actually have any money?

We like bringing them in. Not sure there's a lot of love for them in the main.

Not really any good to us really is it? Loan them Ward!

Is it pissing it down or are the players just sweating their bollocks off?

I'd rather take a decent but unspectacular left back for the left back position than shoehorn in someone who clearly isn't up to it. As we are. Mitchell also has a partnership with Guehi which is a plus.

Mitchell all day long. And Branthwaite at least is a left footed CB can play same role as Ake.

He's gonna keep a clean sheet later and score a hat trick, upping his market value by £5mill! Taking his market value to a whopping £5mill...

Tbf that badge as a placeholder makes sense in some media because it's easier to distinguish at small sizes. As the graphic in that tweet shows.

It's a nice simple logo. But our badge is fine as is. People do shit themselves at change though.

Oooh how strange!

I think if the sham deals go through and count towards PSR as they're trying to engineer it then it pretty much kills the whole system. Effectively clubs can sign absolute nobodies and trade them with high book values never having to worry about PSR restrictions again because whenever you're close you just sell another nobody for whatever it is you need. Isn't there a system in place for determining player values to stop this? Didn't Juve fall foul of it with some player trading? And if there is, is it even lawful?

It is bullshit and there is a case of if you can't beat them join them if they can legitimately get away with it. But you also need to have a willing participant to do it with. And for us that might be difficult to find. Other clubs won't do us the favour as it's against their interests, so you need someone else who is struggling to meet the requirements and for us that's Forest and Everton. Who may not be interested in doing it with us. There's always Newcastle!

Well... OG for the golden boot.

You don't have to care about them to care about them circumventing rules that we're potentially being punished for.

Daka to Bournemouth £50mill! Faivre to Leicester £35mill! Laughing! Shame Bournemouth have no need to do it...

If we get a fellow club to fiddle the system you could do it easily.

I know, I'm just saying that in order to cheat in that manner we don't need to sacrifice the potential of our youth players, we can off load players we don't want. You could play the game with players we really don't want though rather than the developing players. Although Nelson aside I don't think I'd be arsed seeing any of your list going tbf.

It's not the same thing though. They're deliberately inflating the value of players so it doesn't matter who you sell you just need a willing partner to help circumvent the rules. So we could go to Newcastle and sell them Soumare for £40mill and buy Longstaff for £25mill. Massively inflated fees in order to get a big profit in on the books in the immediacy with the inflated purchase you made nicely spread out over a few years. It's just cheating, and there's no need for it to be youth players in order to do it.

Yeah but they just do something like Fatawu for £60mill with Omari Hutchison coming our way for half that.