Trav Le Bleu

I couldn't afford a car that new. Lots of people can't. And saving a few pennies per hour... they still won't be able to. The cost of charging an EV is very tragic. First World Problems.

I could never afford an EV at the prices they are now, so the thought of people sweating over a few pence per hour is hilarious.

Probably the worst pundit in UK football.

No worries. Rubber bands are like gold dust in our depot, always running out of them, so I hoard them Probably because all the other posties dropping them!

I recently went into a charity shop and put all the same Jack Johnson, Damien Rice (o) and Robbie William (Escapology) albums (7,6 and 4 respectively) together.

Suuuuuuuuuure. Oh wait ... I'm not allowed to say that any more? Well let me tell you, as a renowned international football player, I've given a few hot blondes snide glances and then some and you have no right to question that!

Snide glances at blondes?

So.... anyway... we went on a lovely walk... oh... erm... no sugar for me thanks. Now, where was I? Oh yes, lovely walk, Watermead Park, have you been there? King Lear is supposed to be buried there, which is weird, since he's fictional, but still, nice peaceful walk, you'd like it, I think.

Some times they listen to (Wishing I Had) A Photograph of You.

Insurance companies try it on. They've probably already contacted your insurance company from that time and been told, quite rightly, to do one. So what they then try and do is bully the little man/woman who they hope doesn't know their rights and will pay up based on vague and spurious threats

Not to mention every single player able to go for 90 minutes.

And when you take into account their inverted inside left...

It's the fact it comes immediately after snow.

Jetpack

Adults saying "one more sleep until"... Grow up! I guess after their sleep they have brekky wekky.

Battle through brave little soldier!

The coke in the link description?

For those thinking we don't stand a chance against Inter, Porto & Lazio... depends on how much he wants to play regularly I guess.

Hopefully Ipswich will keep pushing us all the way then

Santa didn't bring you anything, I did! Glory-snatching, working once a year, geriatric housebreaker!

Congrats Stan! Is there nothing you won't do for rep points?

Where's the "Don't jinx it!" option?

Just not Raj. His dungeon is difficult to escape from.

How many players will other teams lose though? It's not uncommon for international players of African nations to play at Championship level.