Miquel The Work Geordie

Respectfully - I couldn't give a shit

James and Drinkwater were just straight permanent signings weren't they? I don't think either were here on loan

What's rude about a body

Why do people seem intent on making out that Susan Whelan was some infallible beacon of hope? She was crap n all

Welbeck would be a genuinely good rotation option if the price is right for them, they can't just keep signing weird kids and their recent record when it comes to signing strikers is broadly crap. I don't get the Henderson signing though.

"My little club," have some ****ing self respect "Lucy Halford" you playdough eating twat

Arsenal haven't won the league cup since the turn of the millennium iirc

This guy looks like both Ronaldos

"Who is the bigger club" and questions of that ilk are tedious dick measuring contests but, building a bigger ground ≠ having a bigger fanbase.

Not necessarily, you could both be fully clothed but trousers down

There are 10 year olds who have never seen us sign a player

Woyo the Rovers

Wed have never got Emery because he'd have wanted Monchi with him at the time as a DoF (or a similar capacity). The Chuckle Brothers would have never given Monchi the autonomy he'd have wanted.

Where have Forbes said this?

Did he leave the hanger in or something, what the **** is going on with his neck

Yeah man what the hell

Had only ever heard of this guy but never properly given him a watch, trust the judgement of you three so gave it a go the other night, been staying up til ****ing 2am every night working through the lot ffs

They did

If they just had the Zebra from the 70s/80s that they're using on their away shirt atm it'd be perfect - simple without looking like a ****ing esports team. I get scalability blah blah blah but how hard are these things to reproduce in 2026? Most clubs are sticking retro badges on merch anyway so it can't be that big an issue

The 5 Live lot are generally class. I like Bill Leslie, Darren Mann, Steve Bower, Simon Brotherton and Adam Summerton too. Darren "and one thing I will say" Fletcher is the worst by a country mile. Matterface is proper crap but he at least tries to commentate on the game rather than pinning himself as some bastion of football knowledge like Fletcher, who also has the dubious honour of somehow managing to make Ally McCoist actually a bit annoying when he's paired up with him. He commentates like an annoying loud prat in a pub.

He sounds shite as well

THE RIDE OF A CLUB

Yeah there's definitely some "romance" to us in our current predicament but these Middle Eastern lads with trillions down the back of the sofa want to engage in dick swinging contests — I just can't see any of them being interested in a League One club. Doesn't mean we can't attract decent investors, of course

I get the idea of buying low, the club has to actually be for sale etc. — but if you have an infinite pot of wealth, you'd just buy a club higher up the pyramid wouldn't you? Something a bit more plug in and play like Man City / Newcastle

9 from 4 games feels fine to me?