Miquel The Work Geordie

Harry Winks notoriously doesn't celebrate in Carabao matches because of his brand deal with Monster

I wore shades to buy it n all, like a disgraced papped politician

The last time a 16 year old was that filthy was me in 2006 getting my grubby mitts on the latest copy of Zoo magazine (Big Brothers Bustiest Babes edition)

Win or lose, we're on the carabao

They'll be dancing on the streets of Dhaka (/ˈdɑːkə/ DAH-kə or /ˈdækə/ DAK-ə; Bengali: ঢাকা, romanized: Ḍhākā, pronounced [ˈɖʱaka] ⓘ), formerly spelled as Dacca,[20] is the capital and largest city of Bangladesh tonight !

I'm at home r n singing my bloody heart out for the boys, it's called backing the lads, you lot should try it some time

I can solve the mystery, he's shite

The only thing Soumare ever "looks better than most" at is competitive hot dog eating

No Coulibaly in the squad speaks volumes, he must be off. How do we ever think we're gonna compete when we keep selling our best players man

Fred and Rose West in the middle of the park again

Hope Ben Nelson plays, we need handsome blokes in the starting XI

Patrick and Yolande be a better midfield pairing than Soumare and Skipp

If you need multiple "clean slates" it probably indicates you're a bit of a shit footballer. Just so fatigued by even looking at some of these blokes — I don't care if they're serviceable in the Championship or not, it's shite seeing Vestergaard, Faes, Soumare still getting a run out years and years after they should've been out on their collective arse.

Why have they made Mbappe look like a Corinthian ProStar? His head isn't that big normally is it

Defends anything in the air like he's being chased by a wasp, not having that he's any good at all I'm afraid. People make out like he's some imperious colossus in the skybet, he's still pretty shite

Pube head

Yeah the issue has never been application or attitute, more the fact we spent actual money on him and he's a year or two away from being in an urn on someone's mantlepiece

Good to see a couple of goalscorers that have such an affinity with the support

Jordan Ayews set pieces, let the soil reclaim me, put me down

I feel like the ball has been in play for about 5 minutes this half

Vestergaard, Okoli and Justin have moved the ball so, so slowly But the midfield two is absolutely desperate, not an ounce of invention or willingness to try anything

don't want to get all coaches voice masterclass but I would simply just stop playing players who are ****ing dreadful

Mavididi playing like he's wearing jeans and Rockports

Soumare will have his half time pint of crème fraiche and come out a different player