Vacamion

We need to find another sarky Irishman, to ensure the succession, in case Norton throws a seven before next year's ESC.

Sorry, I like this.

Not sure which I would go back in time to kill, tbqh.

This could have been a perfume advert.

I like this, but only because Radio 2 have played it at me incessantly against my will for a month.

If they had any one liners that were golden they would hoard them for the Nazis.

Did Norton say "Teenage Maggie Thatcher" to quell the nation's post-Spain excitement?

No. This is not it.

I didn't see the semis. Seeing one tonight.

No, mum, I won't go to bed.

I don't care about the politics, that was shite.

If you pop a crisp bag in the audience, 7 special agents will jump you.

Well, Rick Parfitt has certainly branched out...

C'est John McGinn in a dress.

Alright, Norwegian Shakera.

If Israel's performance goes off without any trouble the security lads will be opening a big can of Phew! cola.

It's maybe the age, but I really don't remember last year's winner.

Just seen the video of the guy in the yellow shirt with the bulging eyes. Blimey Test his piss.

Who is that weapon with the selfie stick?

Calling that lad the right footed Messi was a bit of a curse, then.

Grown men crying. Love it.

That panel on the BBC with Murray and Rooney is like an advert for Strand by Strand hair replacement

Palace lads are having a lovely afternoon.

Sick of people clamouring for a red every time there is a foul in the last 3rd. The denial of a clear goal scoring opportunity red was put in to stop cynical fouls, clothesline tackles and knee high desperate tackles. Now people invoke it after every foul.

Good for them