Arkie Bennett

Don Goodman delivered a masterclass in biased co-commentary there.

It was verging on corrupt. Four minutes was a joke. Then they wasted 2 of those 4 minutes and were rewarded by the ref with just 20 additional seconds.

They're not real fans, booing even before 10 minutes is up.

The first five minutes summed up this squad when they were unable to focus on the immediate tasks of stopping the opposition and removing the ball from danger. They're most comfortable in their tippy tappy bubble when the opposition aren't pressing. They lack both togetherness and, again, focus when going forward. Extracting the rotten teeth that are Winks and Faes showed that the rest of the team can be more creative and play collectively, although our superiority in the second half was undoubtedly magnified by Sheffield sitting back and not needing to attack us. That and the woeful Bamford who even Vesty outpaced. We still lost 3-2 due to a stinking performance. The 2 goals will give righteousness to the happy clappers, but they shouldn't hide the reality that this squad is lacking in so many areas.

Whatever Forest will pay for it.

I thought Winks was substituted ages ago.

And still turned quicker than our CDs.

Nasty foul. Would have been a red for any of our shower.

Is it over yet?

Southampton visibly quaking in their boots.

That wasn't even marginally offside. Miles off.

Don't shoot, Winks.

I'd be delighted if Gueye came back out and slapped Fernandes. In for a penny...

I didn't know KDH used his right foot for anything other than standing on.

Referees don't need any extra encouragement to send an opponent off at Old Trafford.

Leicester reject

Me too.

I was quite interested when I heard the bush explorer trial featured Kelly Brook.

Was talking about this with my mate, whose son had hopes of making the England Olympic swimming team a few years ago, but he decided he was always going to just miss out, so he concentrated on his studies instead. He'll qualify as a medical doctor soon, and he enjoys playing rugby for fun. He said when he was younger he'd turn up for swimming events and if Peaty was there he knew first place was out of the question. Definitely made the right choice.

It'll still be in Bordesley Green.

Bit harsh on Souttar.

Horrible collision between the Bournemouth players.

Wolves fans singing "football in a library" like they know what a library is. And football.

E-I-E-I-E-I-O, up the Championship we go!