Arkie Bennett

Score in a brothel...

I read 'Fatty' and thought Tielemans was back

...so far.

Whatever the opposite of "icing on the cake" is in this situation, that interview was it. He managed to say plenty of words yet nothing of meaning or significance. I don't expect Shakespeare or Churchill, but he must have known he would be expected to say something commensurate with being the leader and should have had at least something prepared. Great player before his injury, but nowhere near captaincy material. Another example of the problems that beset the club.

No I dear.

You had me until 'Starmer'.

Always back the lads

Maddison on the bench, just the man for a relegation battle. He'll already be lining up his next club.

The club should be preparing players for this type of situation. To ease the tension, to accept that fans are angry, but to talk calmly with them. They would still be tossers, but they'd be able to claim some moral high ground. It never looks good for a player to be mouthing off to fans.

1s all round. They have collective responsibility.

Useless, Winks, just feck off.

Why don't they show this level of passion when the ball is in play?

Get up, Fatawu, it's not about you

Fecking useless, Fatawu.

Come on you bunch of tossers, at the very least try.

14 December 2019, when Norwich ended our 8-match winning streak and every opponent thereafter knew we were extremely vulnerable to the high press.

The Scum at the cutting edge of sports journalism.

The commentator talking about Blackburn fans being worried about losing players. I'm worried about keeping ours.

Pull the hair, it's an indisputable red card. Stupidity.

I didn't know Fernandes was playing until he took that corner. He goes missing when Man U are losing. This looks all the more desperate for Spurs (good).

As much as I'd like to see Forest relegated, I'll be delighted if Spurs are. The Sky Sports crew are beside themselves with grief at the prospect of Spurs going down. I say good. Fvck Spurs, their undeserved status as a "top six" club and the sense of entitlement that have gone on for far too long.

They deserve each other.

Winks is a can't do it, not a conduit.

Yes, difficult to tell them apart unless Sheffield have their backs to the camera. #colourblind

Derby player was diving before any contact. Unlucky, Cov