Arkie Bennett

Didn't Villa do it?

And that's just Joey Barton.

How much more of this do we have to endure? Get him out now.

Spineless.

Garnacho fell over his own ego.

It's how the officials tip the balance in Man U's favour. That and giving them free kicks for minor incidents.

Casemiro not booked?

Ratface

Salah is a diving git, and the ref allows himself to be conned. Commentators say nothing.

The TNT/Liverpool love-in is nauseating.

TNT scraping the barrel with Alan Hutton.

Did the commentator say Haaland beat off the Brighton defender? I must have missed that as I watched him score.

Gross stupidity from Mings

Not for a greedy six team.

Drury should be made to shout "goal kick" after the player's name when it doesn't go in.

Magnificent goalkeeping by Henderson.

Out on a walk, our Cavapoo will be scared by the sound of a car door closing 50m away. Fireworks next door, not affected at all. Weird dog.

Cooper's tactic is completely reliant on hope. Hope someone has a moment of individual brilliance and creates a goal or scores, while hoping no-one fecks up in defence and gifts goals to the opponents. It failed against Forest and failed miserably tonight.

Rodgers was just Cooper with better players.

We've been better in the second half. Okoli: "Hold my beer".

Just before the first?

Bollock injury for Rashford

Cooper's half time talk will change the game.

Commentator said United can smell blood. Smells like sh1t to me.

Oh ffs.