Next Leader of the Opposition

[bmt]

It's been recently in the news that Doctors prescribe antibiotics to patients even when they're of no use at all, just for a quiet life. We all know this kind of thing goes off, we'd probably all do the same ourselves.It's human nature.

I think ultimately what is 'human nature' is the main reason are views are different. I don't believe it's human nature or natural at all.

[Guest Bilo]

Party Membership Rules according to e-Corbynites.

1) If you're voting for Burnham, you're a Tory.
2) If you're voting for Cooper, you're a Tory.
3) If you're voting for Kendall, you're a Tory.
4) If you have any doubts over Corbyn's electability, you're a Tory.
5) If you don't accept Corbyn as your lord and saviour, you're a Tory.
6) If you joined Labour at any point between July 1994 and June 2015, you're a Tory.
7) If you served in any Labour Cabinet or Shadow Cabinet between 1994 and 2015, you're a Tory.
8) If you're Liz Kendall, you're so Tory you should be taken outside and humanely destroyed.
9) If you're Tony Blair, you're so Tory you should be taken outside and inhumanely destroyed.
10) If you understand parliamentary procedure, you're a Tory.
11) If you're centre-left, you're a Tory.
12) If you wear a suit to work, you're a Tory.
13) If you campaigned to get Labour elected between 1997 and 2010, you're a Tory.
14) If you think sharing a platform with noted anti-semites is not a great idea, you're a Tory.
15) If you think inviting IRA leaders to Parliament is a bad idea, you're so Tory you probably want to resurrect Thatcher's corpse.
16) If you think quantitative easing is often a bad idea, you're a Tory.
17) If you don't call anybody whose views slightly differ from your own a Tory, you're a Tory.
18) If you agree with or have benefited from any of Tony Blair's policies, you're a Tory.
19) If you don't have Vote Corbyn on your Facebook profile pic, you're a Tory.
20) If you read The Guardian, you're a Tory.
21) If you read The Mirror, you're a Tory.
22) If you think Owen Jones is sometimes wrong, you're a Tory.
23) If you think the idea that Polly Toynbee is a Tory is a bit silly, you're so Tory you aren't even worthy of life.
24) If you don't have a beard, you're a Tory. 
25) If you think we have to convince floating voters to vote for us, you're a Tory.
26) If you don't jump on the next political bandwagon that comes along, you're a Tory.
27) If you dislike sitting on the back bench of any room, you're a Tory.
28) If you think political activism goes further than retweeting Another Angry Voice, you're a Tory.
29) If you think giving random people the chance to influence the party's future for less than the cost of a pint has a strong chance of backfiring, you're a Tory.
30) If you can pronounce quinoa, you're a Tory.
31) If you realise that everybody uses public transport in London because it's basically the best way to get around and therefore realise it's a silly thing to deify anyone for, you're a Tory.
32) If you've ever bought a Jaffa orange, you're a Tory.
33) If you voted Green in May, campaigned against Labour in May, paid £3 to vote for Corbyn and will have nothing to do with Labour after the election result, you're Labour.
34) If you're an actual Tory, you have nothing to worry about. We're far too busy accusing people who aren't Tories of being Tories to fight the real McCoy.
35) Finishing with this because even numbers look suspiciously Tory.

[Buce]

Party Membership Rules according to e-Corbynites.

1) If you're voting for Burnham, you're a Tory.

2) If you're voting for Cooper, you're a Tory.

3) If you're voting for Kendall, you're a Tory.

4) If you have any doubts over Corbyn's electability, you're a Tory.

5) If you don't accept Corbyn as your lord and saviour, you're a Tory.

6) If you joined Labour at any point between July 1994 and June 2015, you're a Tory.

7) If you served in any Labour Cabinet or Shadow Cabinet between 1994 and 2015, you're a Tory.

8) If you're Liz Kendall, you're so Tory you should be taken outside and humanely destroyed.

9) If you're Tony Blair, you're so Tory you should be taken outside and inhumanely destroyed.

10) If you understand parliamentary procedure, you're a Tory.

11) If you're centre-left, you're a Tory.

12) If you wear a suit to work, you're a Tory.

13) If you campaigned to get Labour elected between 1997 and 2010, you're a Tory.

14) If you think sharing a platform with noted anti-semites is not a great idea, you're a Tory.

15) If you think inviting IRA leaders to Parliament is a bad idea, you're so Tory you probably want to resurrect Thatcher's corpse.

16) If you think quantitative easing is often a bad idea, you're a Tory.

17) If you don't call anybody whose views slightly differ from your own a Tory, you're a Tory.

18) If you agree with or have benefited from any of Tony Blair's policies, you're a Tory.

19) If you don't have Vote Corbyn on your Facebook profile pic, you're a Tory.

20) If you read The Guardian, you're a Tory.

21) If you read The Mirror, you're a Tory.

22) If you think Owen Jones is sometimes wrong, you're a Tory.

23) If you think the idea that Polly Toynbee is a Tory is a bit silly, you're so Tory you aren't even worthy of life.

24) If you don't have a beard, you're a Tory.

25) If you think we have to convince floating voters to vote for us, you're a Tory.

26) If you don't jump on the next political bandwagon that comes along, you're a Tory.

27) If you dislike sitting on the back bench of any room, you're a Tory.

28) If you think political activism goes further than retweeting Another Angry Voice, you're a Tory.

29) If you think giving random people the chance to influence the party's future for less than the cost of a pint has a strong chance of backfiring, you're a Tory.

30) If you can pronounce quinoa, you're a Tory.

31) If you realise that everybody uses public transport in London because it's basically the best way to get around and therefore realise it's a silly thing to deify anyone for, you're a Tory.

32) If you've ever bought a Jaffa orange, you're a Tory.

33) If you voted Green in May, campaigned against Labour in May, paid £3 to vote for Corbyn and will have nothing to do with Labour after the election result, you're Labour.

34) If you're an actual Tory, you have nothing to worry about. We're far too busy accusing people who aren't Tories of being Tories to fight the real McCoy.

35) Finishing with this because even numbers look suspiciously Tory.

Jesus, I'm so fvcking Tory I make Matt look like Trotsky..

[Guest Bilo]

The sad thing is that I'm genuinely not taking the piss that much.

[Rincewind]

I know people who left the Labour Party to vote Green They will be the same ones that support Corby.

Unsurprisingly I do not know anyone who left the Tory or UKIP parties that support him.

[Stadt]

Who would be part of Corbyn's shadow cabinet, because everyone bar Corbyn is a tory.

[Guest MattP]

It would be a Corbynet. With every position filled by Jeremy Corbyn.

And of course anyone not in it is a Tory.

Ken how many Tories or Kippers do you know personally?

[Rincewind]

Who would be part of Corbyn's shadow cabinet, because everyone bar Corbyn is a tory.

If you believe the hype and propoganda noone. Corbyn is not as left wing as some make out. He just has the same old principles as when he joined many years before. Don't forget he was a Labour supporter when most of the others were in school or in nappies.

[Guest MattP]

Corbyn isn't as left wing as who is making out?

Have you seen his voting record Ken?

[Webbo]

If you believe the hype and propoganda noone. Corbyn is not as left wing as some make out. He just has the same old principles as when he joined many years before. Don't forget he was a Labour supporter when most of the others were in school or in nappies.

The tory bastard.

[Dr The Singh]

Corbyn isn't as left wing as who is making out?

Have you seen his voting record Ken?

No, but he has seen white dee's signing on record!!!!!

[Guest Bilo]

This can't be genuine?!

 

[Dr The Singh]

This can't be genuine?!

 

Is he for revenge porn aswell????

[Guest MattP]

Surely no one is going to be surprised Corbyn supports sex segregation?

Absolutely superb that story appears ten minutes after Ken tells us he's not that left wing.

[Dr The Singh]

Surely no one is going to be surprised Corbyn supports sex segregation?

Absolutely superb that story appears ten minutes after Ken tells us he's not that left wing.

WTF, even backward communities are becomming more open these days!!!  What next the covering of women top till toe in public????

[Rincewind]

Must admit it is an eye catching headline.

 

What do you think of the 24 hr hotline for victims of abuse and sex attacks? Are you against improved help for them too?

[Guest MattP]

Smear story.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a bit more of this over the next few weeks, Dennis Skinner said last month he'd step aside if it looked like he could win.

Might be deliberate.

[Dr The Singh]

Smear story.

I wouldn't be surprised to see a bit more of this over the next few weeks, Dennis Skinner said last month he'd step aside if it looked like he could win.

Might be deliberate.

Newspapers making stories up..........shocker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Bilo]

Must admit it is an eye catching headline.

 

What do you think of the 24 hr hotline for victims of abuse and sex attacks? Are you against improved help for them too?

 

You love a straw man, don't you?

[Guest MattP]

Brilliant idea Ken, what every woman needs while she is being raped is a 24 hour hotline she can ring up, it's a well thought out idea.

Under a Corbyn government surely we'll be allowed to identify as any gender at anytime anyway so carriages won't be an issue.

[Dr The Singh]

You love a straw man, don't you?

The only reason for gender specific carriages is so Ken can get a carriage with Corbyn without the interference of females!!

Brilliant idea Ken, what every woman needs while she is being raped is a 24 hour hotline she can ring up, it's a well thought out idea.

Under a Corbyn government surely we'll be allowed to identify as any gender at anytime anyway so carriages won't be an issue.

There is a 24 hotline, it's called the police??

[Guest MattP]

I thought that as well. But some people might not be able to ring the police as the phone isn't working or they have mental issues. Some abusive husbands don't pay phone bills.

[Dr The Singh]

I thought that as well. But some people might not be able to ring the police as the phone isn't working or they have mental issues. Some abusive husbands don't pay phone bills.

Your becoming more Ken, ringing 999 is free, if phone isnt working, they can't ring anyone.  999 is easier to ring then any new hotline number created!!  

[Guest MattP]

That was my Ken impression!

Surely it's time we sectioned this mad bastard anyway, I'm convinced this political leadership attempt is a sophisticated trolling attempt.

[Dr The Singh]

That was my Ken impression!

Surely it's time we sectioned this mad bastard anyway, I'm convinced this political leadership attempt is a sophisticated trolling attempt.

You had me convinced, shame it didn't work on white dee, I suppose getting the smell right was probably the biggest challenge!!