Merging Cultures Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 'Don't go to the club shop, it's about £5.99 for a rubber with a city badge on it.' Having sex with an LCFC crest on my helmet would make me laugh. (yes, I know)
Bob Weasel Fox Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch About spat me coffee out Very funny
fuchsntf Posted 14 July 2015 Author Posted 14 July 2015 Having sex with an LCFC crest on my helmet would make me laugh. (yes, I know) god knows what your partner might be going through, with a fox rummaging around her bin...Tally-ho.
Foxhateram Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Its 'Life after Love' and the song is actually called 'Believe' Not that im a Cher fan or anything Cheers Mr pedantic ☺
ScouseFox Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. football fans in enjoying success shocker ! ! !!! !
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 I'll let you have a pair of my trainers for £150.
Thracian Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Tips from Pearson: Pre-season press conferences should be held at Twycross Zoo where the reporters will feel more comfortable with the company and a little less self-conscious when their heads drop. Mobile phones should be banned because one false move and your managerial number will be up faster than a young stud's whotsit. The key to survival is keeping the fans happy and that means signing Cambiasso. Never mind the mobile phone rule in his case. Offer him a boxful if he wants. And one for the match just in case there's something important or he needs to speak with his brother. They used to call Ole Gunnar Solksjaer the Baby Faced Assassin but don't ever underestimate our own JR. You might be Home (Managerial) Secretary - and Foreign (Away) Secretary too, but Jon's the footballing PM and you don't want to be testing who's got the safer seat. Forget the martial arts training. I said i could "look after myself" and look what happened! One fall, one stranglehold and a submission got me absolutely nowhere. Smile at people. Buy em a drink or something. And don't buy any ostriches - or donkeys!
zante Posted 15 July 2015 Posted 15 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch You really are a slimeball....
Frank to be Posted 15 July 2015 Posted 15 July 2015 You really are a slimeball.... A what? A 'slimeball'? What the hell does that even mean? The thread title says' time for some fun', don't take it so seriously
Carl the Llama Posted 15 July 2015 Posted 15 July 2015 A what? A 'slimeball'? What the hell does that even mean? The thread title says' time for some fun', don't take it so seriously Except you've been very vocal about Pearson not being a very good manager so your 'joke' reads more like a bitter tirade. I don't think you're a troll - I've agreed with you on points about unfairly shunning the owners, but my word you need to change the record. We get that you didn't and still don't like Pearson, let the rest of us appreciate his undoubted achievements without feeling the need to inject malice into proceedings.
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