fuchsntf Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 Too many misery guts on this forum, can only write negative threads. So now lets have some fun, what do you think what advice NP would love to leave behind for Ranieri...Grind your gears and let loose that Leicester wit.
lestajigs Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 "CAN YOU PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND CLAUDIO"?? "I CAN"
foxtillidrop Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 " Are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand? "
lestajigs Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 Don't worry about it Claudio, I can handle myself!!
EnglishOxide Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 'Don't upset the owners in anyway. You are not allowed to be unhappy or voice your opinion regarding your team. As the owners are strictly religious Buddhists you see. They like to be seen to have honour, this is despite making their billions selling cigarettes and alcohol. Good luck, they're ****ing nutcases.'
gerrytaggart Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 Take your coat off indoors or you wont feel the benefit.
Nick Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 The meaning and values of a 'good will tour' can get lost in translation.
LCCFox96 Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 If Jamie Vardy hosts a party, don't even think about turning up without your vodka and your charlie.
sylofox Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 'Don't upset the owners in anyway. You are not allowed to be unhappy or voice your opinion regarding your team. As the owners are strictly religious Buddhists you see. They like to be seen to have honour, this is despite making their billions selling cigarettes and alcohol. Good luck, they're ****ing nutcases.' And you base that on what? That is the most moronic post I have read. You have fvck all to back it up. I really hope our owners do not read this shite. One day they will and when they fvck off after your shite god help us. Support for Nige is one thing you have no clue on what you have commented. And again did you support him in december I didand in march?
EnglishOxide Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 And you base that on what? That is the most moronic post I have read. You have fvck all to back it up. I really hope our owners do not read this shite. One day they will and when they fvck off after your shite god help us. Support for Nige is one thing you have no clue on what you have commented. And again did you support him in december I didand in march? They own King Power mate. What do you think they sell? I've never not supported Pearson. Even during our 17 game run a couple of seasons ago. Not once did I believe he should be sacked even up to the Hull game. Hell, I even thought the Sven sacking was premature. Calm down mate, its a light hearted thread.
Bagworthblue Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 however much he begs, however much he tries to impress, however hard he works in training, however short you are on fit players...................................................... DON'T PLAY KONCHESKI
Hirsty The Blue 94 Posted 13 July 2015 Posted 13 July 2015 There's no money left?!.... Nah that will be what Claudio will be telling Nigel when he returns for the third coming in December.
LAprice_ Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 To get the best out of Albrighton, you need to forget about him for 6 months.
deejdeej Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Keep an open mind when you see the delights of Leicester, yes it may look like a dive but it's full of charact... Nah its just a dive keep your eyes closed.
Frank to be Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch
Foxhateram Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch Jesus! Someone is a bit touchy about our Nige. Did he feck your wife or something? Almost like you have a vendetta against him. Blimey. Of course you will forget all his successes with us, for media driven clap trap, shame on you.Pearson to Claudio: "Ranieri,no matter how hard you try, they will still push you a side and I couldn't take that, so there is no turning back. I'm so sad that I'm leaving, wanted to finish the job I believe in, and I couldn't sit still, and wait for them to push me off the hill. Do you believe in love after love...., even if you meet ya goals and take them to a place unknown, they will still sack you, just because they don't like you, don't say a word out of line, because they only accept you in line, in line with what they think, don't bother to try and think, your opinion won't matter and they buy loads of twatters and you will have we to fit them in, even if their shiit. Do you believe in love after love..." To the tune of love after love by Cher. With Pearson dressed in his best white trainers and trackies, using an old prosecco bottle that has been missed in the changing rooms from celebrations last season as a mic.
DennisNedry Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 'Don't go to the club shop, it's about £5.99 for a rubber with a city badge on it.'
5waller5 Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch Brilliant!!!
kingcarr21 Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Jesus! Someone is a bit touchy about our Nige. Did he feck your wife or something? Almost like you have a vendetta against him. Blimey. Of course you will forget all his successes with us, for media driven clap trap, shame on you. Pearson to Claudio: "Ranieri,no matter how hard you try, they will still push you a side and I couldn't take that, so there is no turning back. I'm so sad that I'm leaving, wanted to finish the job I believe in, and I couldn't sit still, and wait for them to push me off the hill. Do you believe in love after love...., even if you meet ya goals and take them to a place unknown, they will still sack you, just because they don't like you, don't say a word out of line, because they only accept you in line, in line with what they think, don't bother to try and think, your opinion won't matter and they buy loads of twatters and you will have we to fit them in, even if their shiit. Do you believe in love after love..." To the tune of love after love by Cher. With Pearson dressed in his best white trainers and trackies, using an old prosecco bottle that has been missed in the changing rooms from celebrations last season as a mic. Its 'Life after Love' and the song is actually called 'Believe' Not that im a Cher fan or anything
Hungry Hungry Fox Posted 14 July 2015 Posted 14 July 2015 Claudio, A few tips for your stay at Leicester City. The fans have all got delusions of grandeur but it's OK, you can just tell them to **** off and die and they won't mind. The local media, in fact most of the English media, aren't worth talking to. We're football managers, we don't need to bother being civil to common scum like them. Keep on with the tinkering, they'll love it. I tried about eight different formations last season. In the end I was just picking it out of a hat. As long as you avoid relegation they'll still love you. Sign up your mates and play them even though they're crap. They love that here. If you've got any family who can kick a ball get them signed up too. If you can't be bothered anytime just sit up in the stands and get on the blower to your mates. They'll think you're still working. They put up with long spells of crap results so if you want to get sacked and paid off, it'll have to be a serious disagreement with the owners. I played the sticking up for my racist players card, that worked well. If you can get one of your lads to commit some kind of crime, then you'll just need to stick up for them and dig in until they've no choice but to sack you. Good luck. Not that you need it. You've got effectively limitless funds and the fans will accept mediocrity all day long. All you need to do is turn up once in a while really. The coaching staff will do the rest. Regards Nige PS play Jeff Schlupp, the guy is absolutely hilarious to watch You're an idiot
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