A Dead End Career? - Moirologists.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

From a magazine cutting: "Professional mourners or "Moirologists" to give them their official title can be hired for around £45 to attend funerals of those without many friends, and family members.

 

The mourners will learn about the life of the deceased, chat to relatives, and of course weep."

 

Well, who's up for it then, apart from me? 

[Grewks]

Do we get fed and watered?

[leicsmac]

Do we get fed and watered?

 

There will be ham cobs. There always are.

[Bellend Sebastian]

Gives some insight:

[Vlad the Fox]

[Thracian]

Where can I order some in advance?

And what about tax? Can I claim or do I put it down as a dead loss!

[Tuna]

As long as there is a skeleton crew available, it should be OK.

[johnny the fox]

This is old stuff... this has been going on down at coventry city for many years..

[Fox92]

[Alf Bentley]

From a magazine cutting: "Professional mourners or "Moirologists" to give them their official title can be hired for around £45 to attend funerals."

 

Well, who's up for it then, apart from me? 

 

 

When her time comes, I wonder if Moira Stewart's family will employ any Moirologists?

 

No, I'll stick with my career as a sealing wax maker. It's an occupation that creates more openings.

 

 

Kinks - "Dead End Street"

 

 

I see your Kinks and raise you 1 Wreckless Eric. "There's only one destination in the final taxi".

(My mate chose this for his funeral 3 years ago)

 

[Danizen]

If I start saving now, I could afford to have a bigger send off than Diana by the time the day comes.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

I reckon I will need few when my time comes. I shall probably have to bury myself . 

[Buce]

I reckon I will need few when my time comes. I shall probably have to bury myself .

Don't worry, DT.

There will be loads coming from off here - just to make sure you're dead!

[DillonLive]

! Looks like an easy job..