Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)

We scored 5 they scored 3

They looked worse than Coventry

Referee decisions made them ****ing moan

as they cried all the way home.

 

 

or

 

We scored 5, they scored 3.

United cried, "no penalty".

Esteban and Leo were ****ing immense

and Vardy ripped up their defence.

Edited by AKCJ
Posted

The 5-3 one has gotta be given a go at palace.

Do like the new line Cambiasso equalised.

We scored 5 they scored 3.

We took the piss on Sky TV

Cambiasso equalised

Leonardo made it 5.

 

Can I take the credit for this? haha

Posted

This whole syllables thing is just going to confuse everyone.. Our fans can't even sing the "We love you" song in sync. Surely if it rhymes and it's simple just leave it at that? Why does it have to fit the syllables...?

Posted

Right, I'm going to repeat it because I'm drunk and I think it bears serious consideration. Fort the 5-3 chant - now I know I never make it to games so my opinion on this matter won't count for as much with some of you (though if you saw my payslip you'd probably understand), but I've been singing it to my Utd supporting friend and it seems to piss him off well enough, plus it flows well (imo):

 

We scored 5

They scored 3

We took the piss on Sky TV

Jamie Vardy dived, Cambiasso equalized

LEONARDO MADE IT 5

 

Now go fvck yourselves you non-plastic arsewipes.

Posted

This whole syllables thing is just going to confuse everyone.. Our fans can't even sing the "We love you" song in sync. Surely if it rhymes and it's simple just leave it at that? Why does it have to fit the syllables...?

If it doesn't scan, you can't sing it. If you have to stretch a syllable out over more than one note or cram a few syllables into one note, a crowd will find it nearly impossible to sing, and even if they do manage it (which they won't), it will sound absolutely fvcking awful.

Try singing the lyrics of one song to a different tune and see for yourself.

Posted

Right, I'm going to repeat it because I'm drunk and I think it bears serious consideration. Fort the 5-3 chant - now I know I never make it to games so my opinion on this matter won't count for as much with some of you (though if you saw my payslip you'd probably understand), but I've been singing it to my Utd supporting friend and it seems to piss him off well enough, plus it flows well (imo):

We scored 5

They scored 3

We took the piss on Sky TV

Jamie Vardy dived, Cambiasso equalized

LEONARDO MADE IT 5

Now go fvck yourselves you non-plastic arsewipes.

Excellent. Fits perfectly.

Posted

Shouldn't be mentioning Sky in a chant (unless it's defamatory) in my opinion...

If we want a knick knack paddy whack song, I've got something a bit different that works..

UNI TED

They came to City, got spanked 5-3

With an LC LCF LCFC OK

Fvck the Reds, watch Leicester play

Posted (edited)

Right, I'm going to repeat it because I'm drunk and I think it bears serious consideration. Fort the 5-3 chant - now I know I never make it to games so my opinion on this matter won't count for as much with some of you (though if you saw my payslip you'd probably understand), but I've been singing it to my Utd supporting friend and it seems to piss him off well enough, plus it flows well (imo):

 

We scored 5

They scored 3

We took the piss on Sky TV

Jamie Vardy dived, Cambiasso equalized

LEONARDO MADE IT 5

 

Now go fvck yourselves you non-plastic arsewipes.

 

Fine, but I'm still taking credit for Cambiasso equalized lol

Edited by ATLFox
  • Like 1
Posted

He's got Lukaku in his pocket

He's got Lukaku in his pocket

He's got Lukaku in his pocket

He's got Lukaku in his pocket

He's got Giroud in his pocket

He's got Giroud in his pocket

He's got Giroud in his pocket

He's got Giroud in his pocket

He's got Falcoa in his pocket

He's got Falcoa in his pocket

He's got Falcoa in his pocket

He's got Falcoa in his pocket

He's got the whole world in his hands

Posted

They scored three, we scored five

Four great goals and a Vardy dive

Falcao, Rooney, Di Maria and co,

Torn to shreds by the Leicester show

I like this because the 3 & 5 are the right way around in my opinion. They scored three, we scored five just seems a nicer, more satisfying way to say it!

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...