Mike Oxlong Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said: Do you know what job he was going for? If he was applying to be a porn actor, you have given him very poor advice. I think he was going for a job as a glass blower. Well, the advert was for a blow job ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 31 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said: I think he was going for a job as a glass blower. Well, the advert was for a blow job ! Would that make it a blow whether he did or didn't get the job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 minute ago, FIF said: Would that make it a blow whether he did or didn't get the job? I guess so. Blown out rather than blown off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 minute ago, Parafox said: Is that the biggish ewe that you just mentioned in the joke thread? Are you sure it's not a goat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 4 minutes ago, FIF said: Would that make it a blow whether he did or didn't get the job? It's been reported that a young woman got the job. Unfortunately, she then threw it out of a window and got stuck between two panes of glass trying to get it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 In unrelated news ..... http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11022137/joshua-vs-pulev-anthony-joshua-says-hell-show-kubrat-pulev-hes-the-king-of-the-ring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 5 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: It's been reported that a young woman got the job. Unfortunately, she then threw it out of a window and got stuck between two panes of glass trying to get it back. which job? The porn actor, door handle salesperson or the glass blower? I wish CF had been more precise with his OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 In other perfectly innocent news that does not mention anything to do with sexual gender or members who haven't been on here for a while... The legend that is John Motson has decided to retire at the end of the season. Deserves his own thread really even though his elderly years have maybe caught up with him recently. The best commentator of my era and a national treasure. God bless you Motty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiffToff88 Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 25 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said: In unrelated news ..... http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11022137/joshua-vs-pulev-anthony-joshua-says-hell-show-kubrat-pulev-hes-the-king-of-the-ring Considering that this thread has no real direction and no set topic, can something truly be "unrelated" in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 I dont think this thread should be discussing relatives... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 7 minutes ago, ozleicester said: I dont think this thread should be discussing relatives... No - especially as it's not a thread about sexual gender. (Whatever that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 minute ago, Swan Lesta said: No - especially as it's not a thread about sexual gender. (Whatever that is) Actually you're right. WTF is sexual gender? Good old @Countryfox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, Swan Lesta said: No - especially as it's not a thread about sexual gender. (Whatever that is) 1 hour ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Actually you're right. WTF is sexual gender? Good old @Countryfox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, Swan Lesta said: No - especially as it's not a thread about sexual gender. (Whatever that is) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 5 minutes ago, FIF said: It's alright. No sexual gender - or agenda - there. Just a sexual gander...or is it a drake? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, Alf Bentley said: It's alright. No sexual gender - or agenda - there. Just a sexual gander...or is it a drake? . If you have a closer gander you'll see it's a male goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 6 September 2017 Author Share Posted 6 September 2017 Smart @rses ... I couldn't put sexual orientation as i might have incurred the wrath of the .... oh bolox !! .. now look what you've made me say !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 9 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Smart @rses ... I couldn't put sexual orientation as i might have incurred the wrath of the .... oh bolox !! .. now look what you've made me say !!! You are so cute and sexy when you are embarrassed and all angry behaving like an asexual trans ganderous duck rapist x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 6 September 2017 Author Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 minute ago, Swan Lesta said: You are so cute and sexy when you are embarrassed and all angry behaving like an asexual trans ganderous duck rapist x Does it ... show mate ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 6 September 2017 Author Share Posted 6 September 2017 2 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said: You are so cute and sexy when you are embarrassed and all angry behaving like an asexual trans ganderous duck rapist x Hope you're perking up mate .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Just now, Countryfox said: Hope you're perking up mate .. Context is a fantastic thing! And yeah it's been slightly easier today and yesterday after visiting his family and seeing them just about coping has made me feel a little better - cheers for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 7 September 2017 Share Posted 7 September 2017 Can cows fly? Because whatever just shît on my car windscreen sure as hell wasn't a bird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 7 September 2017 Author Share Posted 7 September 2017 4 minutes ago, Buce said: Can cows fly? Because whatever just shît on my car windscreen sure as hell wasn't a bird. Yep .. there are loads of them near where I live .. hang on, I'll nip out and try and get a pic of one .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 7 September 2017 Share Posted 7 September 2017 20 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Yep .. there are loads of them near where I live .. hang on, I'll nip out and try and get a pic of one .. I think it's been dining at the mother-in-law's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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