Perfectly Innocent thread that does not mention anything to do with sexual gender or members who haven't been on here for a while ...

[Countryfox]

 

Glad you're  all enjoying it ...     Love the music clips ...   

[Countryfox]

35 minutes ago, SydenhamFox said:

Why not just learn and leave it?

Some on here seem really compelled to be contentious. A really good question would by 'why?'

 

Cus there was this thread see and I was about to post on it and it disappeared ...    Then another one popped up asking where the other one had gone, and just as I was posting on it ...    It disappeared !!!      

 

I then decided to do some research into this strange phenomenon ...     Happy now ?  

[TiffToff88]

19 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

Have a wee beforehand (remember to do up your flies)

Brush your hair

Eat a mint

Put some nice aftershave on

Shine your shoes

Smile

Breathe

Relax

Enjoy

 

This seems like a step by step guide. In which case, surely "wash your hands" should be step 2. Especially when handshaking is imminent

[Buce]

23 minutes ago, Redouane said:

I have a job interview in 1 hour. Last minute tips?

 

Don't get your knob out. 

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Buce said:

 

Don't get your knob out. 

 

 ...   Like it Bucey ! ...    Surprised you and Stokes haven't had me shut down yet ...   Mods must be having a nap.   

[Buce]

1 minute ago, Countryfox said:

 

 ...   Like it Bucey ! ...    Surprised you and Stokes haven't had me shut down yet ...   Mods must be having a nap.   

 

It's not funny, CF. 

 

I really wanted that job...

[Turbogre]

???????????

[Sir Shep]

Do you have to be in some sort of special clique to join in on this or is it open to everyone even though I've no idea what it's about!!! 

 

Anyway, er, blue army 

[Alf Bentley]

32 minutes ago, Sir Shep said:

Do you have to be in some sort of special clique to join in on this or is it open to everyone even though I've no idea what it's about!!! 

 

Anyway, er, blue army 

 

You do have to be a member of a special clique to join in.

 

Fortunately, the only qualification for membership is that you have to be a complete idiot.....so you're in! 

[Mike Oxlong]

I think this complies with the thread rules 

 

 

 

[Carl the Llama]

What did I miss?  

[Alf Bentley]

3 minutes ago, Mike Oxlong said:

I think this complies with the thread rules 

 

 

 

 

Your cover has been blown and your identity revealed.....

 

 

[Buce]

14 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

You do have to be a member of a special clique to join in.

 

Fortunately, the only qualification for membership is that you have to be a complete idiot.....so you're in! 

 

But I'm not a complete idiot, Alf. 

 

There are bits missing. 

[casablancas]

2 hours ago, BlueBrett said:

Anyone had any embarrassing disease symptoms lately? 

 

 

Just trying to make the thread more appealing for people CF 

Managed to get the clap last year. 

[jonthefox]

Still none the wiser.

[Countryfox]

8 minutes ago, casablancas said:

Managed to get the clap last year. 

 

[AyewJoking]

when the OP is the first to reply to his OP you know its gonna be a shít thread

[AyewJoking]

my bummer post was deleted, that was rep gold dust

[separator]

33 minutes ago, Royston. said:

my bummer post was deleted, that was rep gold dust

Bit cheeky by whoever did that. RING them up and give them a PIECE of your mind. 

[Redouane]

6 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Don't get your knob out. 

 I did.. Should've read this sooner

[urban.spaceman]

8 hours ago, Countryfox said:

Lets see how long this one lasts ...   

 

[Alf Bentley]

14 hours ago, Buce said:

 

Don't get your knob out. 

 

 

Do you know what job he was going for?

 

If he was applying to be a porn actor, you have given him very poor advice.

[Rincewind]

I fell sleep reading the title. Its like reading an unnamed poster's essays.

[Guest]

54 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

 

Do you know what job he was going for?

 

If he was applying to be a porn actor, you have given him very poor advice.

Or to be a door handle salesman.

[Countryfox]

31 minutes ago, Rincewind said:

I fell sleep reading the title. Its like reading an unnamed poster's essays.

 

Saw your cat got a half page article in the paper last week Rince ...    You must be like a very proud dad ...