Patson Daka

[jammie82uk]

2 hours ago, sharpylcfc said:

The stats I posted earlier was every game Daka has a far worse record for us than Akinbiyi did.

It’s much better to do it with mins played as a 30 second sub appearance counting as a appearance screws the stats a little 

[worthosoriginals]

1 hour ago, Winstonthedog said:

Or possibly the Saudi league 

Or some  shit pub league

[MonarchFox]

The bloke was dog shit, close the thread and move on

[Mike Oxlong]

If I were ever sentenced to death by firing squad I'd want to be facing a line up of Patson Dakas 

[Fox92]

On 08/06/2026 at 15:59, adejo92 said:

Got to be the worst striker in the clubs history?

 

I remember when you used to use Akinbiyi as an insult. He's genuinely achieved worst stats that him. Unbelievable. 

 

I am still convinced he'll come out as being one big prank. I'll never believe he is a legitimate professional footballer. 

Generally there have been worse strikers, Hammond for example, but for the fee (and wages) then Daka is the worse. 

 

I personally never rated Daka as I always said on here. I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. Useless player.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

1 minute ago, Fox92 said:

I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. 

 

The (some personal) is very unintentionally funny to me  

Edited Wednesday at 16:49 by Miquel The Work Geordie

[Fox92]

Just now, Miquel The Work Geordie said:

 

The (some personal) is very unintentionally funny  

Had to get it out there!

[adejo92]

5 hours ago, Fox92 said:

Generally there have been worse strikers, Hammond for example, but for the fee (and wages) then Daka is the worse. 

 

I personally never rated Daka as I always said on here. I took lots of insults (some personal) but always stood by that opinion. Useless player.

Yep, pretty sure his pace thing was all a myth too.

 

Not sure i ever saw him glide past a defence 

[foxile5]

39 minutes ago, adejo92 said:

Yep, pretty sure his pace thing was all a myth too.

 

Not sure i ever saw him glide past a defence 

From a standing start I wasn't slow at all. 

 

Put a ball at my feet or in front of me and I'm terrible at moving. 

 

Being quick and being quick with the ball are two very different things. I bet Daka would be great in a sprint. 

[adejo92]

10 minutes ago, foxile5 said:

From a standing start I wasn't slow at all. 

 

Put a ball at my feet or in front of me and I'm terrible at moving. 

 

Being quick and being quick with the ball are two very different things. I bet Daka would be great in a sprint. 

He should have been a runner then because he's shit with the ball.

[gerblod]

On 09/06/2026 at 04:27, Mike Oxlong said:

If I were ever sentenced to death by firing squad I'd want to be facing a line up of Patson Dakas 

You'd get bored waiting to die. 

[HankMarvin]

Should be locked 

otherwise we will get painful updates every-time his scores for his next club.

Those two updates per year will be like the shudders you get when you see his name on a team sheet   

Edited Thursday at 10:44 by HankMarvin