Most comically absurd last day outcomes

[Raj]

9 hours ago, rico said:

We draw moustaches on the ladies team and stick them on the pitch in place of the mens, we win 1-0 and they all celebrate the goal like Ravenlli

Cmon now, if it's one team shitter than lcfc mens team its lcfc womens team!!!

We have cleaned up in shitness this season😎

[cambridgefox]

Forest and Leeds are deducted points because their fans really got behind their teams.The 12th man.

The FA come down hard as they should only have 11 players.

[justfoxes]

I win £30m on the Lottery the night before the last game and by the whole stadium home fans a pint !!

Oh and we win and we stay up !!

[Heskey2011]

Like the troy Deeney thing but the other way round against West Ham

Or

We lose both our games but stay up. By

Man City and Newcastle getting relegated for being owned by countries.

[KansasFox]

1 hour ago, justfoxes said:

I win £30m on the Lottery the night before the last game and by the whole stadium home fans a pint !!

Oh and we win and we stay up !!

Is the unlikely thing you buying everyone a pint... even after the lottery win?! 

[justfoxes]

6 hours ago, KansasFox said:

Is the unlikely thing you buying everyone a pint... even after the lottery win?! 

No unlikely that I’d win the lottery 🤣

Edited 18 May 2023 by justfoxes

[Nalis]

Newcastle win tonight

 

Liverpool draw against Villa 

 

Everton draw with Wolves to go on 33 points.

 

Forest lose to Arsenal to stay on 34 points.

 

Leeds lose to West Ham one nil. Stay on 31 points.

 

Newcastle draw agreeably with us to qualify for the champions league in a full blown West Germany v Austria  1982 effort. We go on 31 points.

 

Forest lose to Palace. 34 points.

Leeds beat Spurs three nil. 34 points.

Everton draw to Bournemouth. 34 points.

We beat West Ham. 34 points.

 

Forest and Everton go down. Everton fans burn down the new stadium in protest. We party like its 1999.

 

Edit - only took me a few times to get the maths right...

Edited 18 May 2023 by Nalis

[fox_favourite]

1 minute ago, Nalis said:

Newcastle win tonight

 

Liverpool draw against Brentford 

 

Everton draw with Wolves to go on 33 points.

 

Forest lose to Arsenal to stay on 34 points.

 

Leeds lose to West Ham. Stay on 31 points.

 

Newcastle draw agreeably with us to qualify for the champions league in a full blown West Germany v Austria  1982 effort. We go on 32 points.

 

Forest lose to Palace. 34 points.

Leeds beat Spurs. 35 points.

Everton draw to Bournemouth. 34 points.

We beat West Ham. 35 points.

 

Forest and Everton go down. Everton fans burn down the new stadium in protest. We party like its 1999.

My favourite so far 

[beepee1984]

Forest beat Arsenal as Arsenal bottle it

Everton draw with Wolves

Leeds draw with West Ham

Leicester beat Newcastle 1-0 (After a retaken penalty)

 

Forest Safe - 37 Points

Leicester - 33 Points (GD -17)

Everton - 33 Points (GD -24)

Leeds - 32 Points

 

Full Time Whistle at the KP and City Fans go mental with their 2-1 win, Everton only winning 3-0 against 10 men, but a medical emergency in the Goodison crowd following a lengthy VAR decision and a delayed kick off due to traffic means they are only just kicking the 2nd half off. 

Leicester players not paying attention to the Everton match, celebrating with fans believing their superior goal difference can't be touched are celebrating and just as Maddison gives his post match interview "well I always said we'll be fine..." Everton make it 9-0 against the 9 men of Bournemouth who have had both GK's sent off.

 

 

[HybridFox]

On 17/05/2023 at 17:54, Dahnsouff said:

Super League goes live at half time, Big 6 + Newcastle - Spurs walk off their respective pitches giving the collective bird to the Premier League.

 

We are reinstated to make up the numbers.

Probably the most hopeful scenario in fairness 

Edited 18 May 2023 by HybridFox

[Nalis]

On 18/05/2023 at 19:57, Nalis said:

Newcastle win tonight

 

Liverpool draw against Villa 

 

Everton draw with Wolves to go on 33 points.

 

Forest lose to Arsenal to stay on 34 points.

 

Leeds lose to West Ham one nil. Stay on 31 points.

 

Newcastle draw agreeably with us to qualify for the champions league in a full blown West Germany v Austria  1982 effort. We go on 31 points.

 

Forest lose to Palace. 34 points.

Leeds beat Spurs three nil. 34 points.

Everton draw to Bournemouth. 34 points.

We beat West Ham. 34 points.

 

Forest and Everton go down. Everton fans burn down the new stadium in protest. We party like its 1999.

 

Edit - only took me a few times to get the maths right...

Dont worry lads and lasses, we are still on track 

[kermagant]

On 16/05/2023 at 16:37, The Doctor said:

win v Newcastle, Forest lose at the weekend, Everton draw and Leeds win. Final day, Leeds are drawing, Forest are losing, Everton drawing. All we need is a point to stay up on goal difference. 

 

Maddison gives away a goal like v Bournemouth. 1-0 down in the 89th minute, he wins a free kick on the edge of the box. score and we stay up. balloons it out of the ground, Schlupp scores two own goals in two minutes of stoppage time, Gray scores a last minute winner, Leeds get a winner. finish 19th 4 points off safety and 3 points off Everton in 18th.

Forest have a day on the beach in sunny south london and go on to win the premier league 23/24 

[TeamRocket]

On 18/05/2023 at 11:37, justfoxes said:

I win £30m on the Lottery the night before the last game and by the whole stadium home fans a pint !!

Oh and we win and we stay up !!

What about the doughnuts?

[Bezzanator89]

On 16/05/2023 at 17:16, Bezzanator89 said:

Leicester win their second of two games. Leeds, Everton and Forest all lose their respective games.

 

Ndidi gets MOTM, we keep a second clean sheet in two games and Daka learns where the goal is in the 94th minute.

This aged well.

[Bob Weasel Fox]

We lose the next 2 games showing yet more pathetic lack of desire 

 

[eblair]

8 hours ago, Bob Weasel Fox said:

We lose the next 2 games showing yet more pathetic lack of desire 

 

Wrong thread - this one is comically absurd not most likely events