The Championship Thread 2023/2024

[CheeseHead]

Just now, sishades said:

Im watching this game and I bet you 100000000 dollars that they dont.

How can I trust that you have this amount of money? 

[Simonb]

2 minutes ago, sishades said:

Im watching this game and I bet you 100000000 dollars that they dont.

Sounds a decent bet, considering Edinburgh FC kicked off at 40/1 and are 2 up. Just had my lad moaning at me because I said I'd put a fiver on it as a joke and he believed me 🙄

 

But yea I've just checked the match stats .  They're battering wednesday aren't they

Edited 13 January 2024 by Simonb

[EastAnglianFox]

Wouldn’t change our position for anything but I do sometimes wonder what we’d be capable of if we played at the speed Southampton seem to.

 

im certain we’d oust most teams to bed in the first half

[sishades]

5 minutes ago, CheeseHead said:

How can I trust that you have this amount of money? 

I can show you a photo of my Lambo in the garage at my castle being driven by my 23 year old model girlfriends.

[CheeseHead]

Just now, sishades said:

I can show you a photo of my Lambo in the garage at my castle being driven by my 23 year old model girlfriends.

Is that 'girlfriends' plural?!!

[sishades]

Just now, CheeseHead said:

Is that 'girlfriends' plural?!!

Yup. All four of them !

[CheeseHead]

4 minutes ago, sishades said:

I can show you a photo of my Lambo in the garage at my castle being driven by my 23 year old model girlfriends.

 

2 minutes ago, sishades said:

Yup. All four of them !

Forget the Lambo, I wanna see photos of the girlfriends!..

[sishades]

2 - 0 Saints. One of the most one sided games you will ever see. My money is safe.

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Going as badly as it possibly could today!

[Bordersfox]

6 minutes ago, sishades said:

I can show you a photo of my Lambo in the garage at my castle being driven by my 23 year old model girlfriends.

Hang on one second I recall you saying a while back you'd had a great day because your wife gave you a hand job in the garden after you'd re-potted some plants. 

 

This doesn't sound like the Saturday afternoon of an oligarch.  

[sishades]

2 minutes ago, CheeseHead said:

 

Forget the Lambo, I wanna see photos of the girlfriends!..

[sishades]

1 minute ago, Bordersfox said:

 

This doesn't sound like the Saturday afternoon of an oligarch.  

We lost today, and I could not be bothered.

[EastAnglianFox]

Saints have a kind run of fixtures in the next few aswell

 

Massive month ahead

Edited 13 January 2024 by EastAnglianFox

[CheeseHead]

4 minutes ago, sishades said:

You said 4, but who's counting eh? 

[Paninistickers]

Saints are miles and miles and miles ahead of Ipswich. It's a freak situation that Ipswich have accumulated as many points as they have. They aren't even as good as Cov, let alone saints 

[Noahfence]

1 minute ago, EastAnglianFox said:

Saints have a kind run of fixtures in the nest few aswell

 

Massive month ahead

Seems like they haven’t played anyone remotely decent in ages! Not that there is many decent sides in the league. Pretty confident they’ll finish top 2 now 

[DJ Barry Hammond]

6 minutes ago, sishades said:

You seem to have found an extra model!

[sishades]

Just now, DJ Barry Hammond said:

You seem to have found an extra model!

Thats the luck one gets being an oligarch. They just keep turning up.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

2 minutes ago, sishades said:

Thats the luck one gets being an oligarch. They just keep turning up.

Any reason one has just done a nasty liquid shit on your Lamborghini?

 

Edits: Went with Lambo… then looked again and thought “that’s a Ferrari” but checked back and @sishades claimed to have a Lamborghini initially so I’ve reverted back to that… god that was hard work! 

Edited 13 January 2024 by DJ Barry Hammond

[sishades]

3-0 saints, they really are good. No 987 passes just all out attack.

[sishades]

1 minute ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

Any reason one has just done a nasty liquid shit on your Ferrari? 

Heavy anal session at half time. I guess she could not hold it in.

[copunk]

1 minute ago, sishades said:

3-0 saints, they really are good. No 987 passes just all out attack.

Paid off for us so far this season though mate 

[Number 6]

Just had a look at the remaining games for us, if we:

 

Lose to Ipswich, Leeds, Southampton.

Draw to WBA, Sunderland, Hull, Mboro.

Win the rest (12, teams 10th and below).

 

We'd finish on 105 points, near record points and a certain promotion and title. That would comfortably represent our worst form of the season too. 

 

Stop worrying and enjoy your weekend.

[moore_94]

2 minutes ago, sishades said:

3-0 saints, they really are good. No 987 passes just all out attack.

Yet have still scored less than we have

[DJ Barry Hammond]

Just now, sishades said:

Heavy anal session at half time. I guess she could not hold it in.

Ah!
 

I thought it could have been you given it seems you’re full of shit 😂