Alternative songs for Tuesday

[Spanner73]

Aiyawatts a w***** we’ve got no money left

 

He spent it all on s*** players and put the club in debt 

 

He gave them all high wages so we can’t move them on 

 

cause no one fu***** wants em and our football club has gone 

[Spanner73]

Sorry did typed it on notes and lettering came out big 

[Nalis]

2 minutes ago, Spanner73 said:

 

Aiyawatts a w***** we’ve got no money left

 

He spent it all on s*** players and put the club in debt 

 

He gave them all high wages so we can’t move them on 

 

cause no one fu***** wants em and our football club has gone 

I like the volume

[smudgerfox]

On 19/04/2026 at 20:10, Haywood_6 said:

Top had a dream,

He wrecked our football team,

He came from Thailand and now he's never around

We're shit at the back and crap in attack

League one of England,

you made us sing that....

That works - just add Khun to the first line and it scans better, Khun Top had a dream

[Lionator]

we all love a status quo number at the end of the season so how about…

 

Get down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Down down deeper and down
Get down deeper and down

I want all the world to see
To see you're laughing, and you're laughing at me
I can take it all from you
Again again again again
Again again again and deeper and down

[CrazyKopCorner]

11 hours ago, Groby_Blue said:

Apart from the fans singing, they should ditch that appalling version of WYS and replace it with Embarrassment. 

 

And at the end of the song, while the players all line up for kick off, the stadium all shout, YOU'RE AN EMBARRASSMENT. 

Brilliant idea  - You're an Embarrassment by Madness - all makes sense 

[PC1984]

Bruce Springsteen, Dancing in the dark

 

Khun Top is a liar, and he’s running the club into the ground.

Khun Top’s a liar, he is nowhere to be found.

Khun Top is a liar, and he’s running the club into the ground.

[Groby_Blue]

Winksy is a w@nker

He wears a w@nkers hat

He thinks he's good at football 

But he's just a useless tw@t

He cannot take a free kick 

He cannot score a goal 

And if I ever meet him 

I'll smack him in the hole 

[DerbyshireFox]

We’ve been to Sevilla & Porto,

Eindhoven & Rome,

Now we’re playing Mansfield & Peterborough at home,

Peterborough at home 

 

[fazzyfox]

Oh, Rudkin got promotion,

It landed in his lap,

He gave out massive contracts,

But signed a load of cr*p,

He rated Jordan Ayew

And DeCordova Reid

Don’t know what he saw in them,

Must’ve been smoking weed,

Authorities weren’t happy

Said we’d over spent,

They tell us not to worry

It’s just what MacQuarrie leant

We all saw this was coming,

But Top said “We promote”

I don’t know how to tell him

But instead “We will demote”

[suffolk fox]

Khun Top had a dream he wanted to own a football team

he came from Thailand now we want to disown

we are crap at the back we have no attack

League one of England

you made us sing that.

Edited 21 April by suffolk fox

[Mark_w]

1 minute ago, suffolk fox said:

Khun Top had a dream he wanted to own a football team

he came from 

Banger

[suffolk fox]

Just now, Mark_w said:

Banger

Now edited

[Chairman of the Bored]

Now the end is near, and so we face the final curtain

My friends, I'll say it clear, it's League One, of that I'm certain

We've lived a life that's full of Liverpool, Man U and the Arsenal 

But now it's time to go to MK, Bromley and Mansfield

 

 

 

 

[DDub]

I am a city fan,

and I am a Leicester lad,

I know what I want and I now how to get it,

I wanna destroy Rudkin and Top,

Cause I wanna be at City. 

[iancognito]

2 hours ago, fazzyfox said:

Oh, Rudkin got promotion,

It landed in his lap,

He gave out massive contracts,

But signed a load of cr*p,

He rated Jordan Ayew

And DeCordova Reid

Don’t know what he saw in them,

Must’ve been smoking weed,

Authorities weren’t happy

Said we’d over spent,

They tell us not to worry

It’s just what MacQuarrie leant

We all saw this was coming,

But Top said “We promote”

I don’t know how to tell him

But instead “We will demote”

Actually like the first half of that

[fazzyfox]

"1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0,

 1-0, 1-0, 1-0"

 

[Vardyshardy]

“We’re all going on a league one tour….” 
because irony 

[Danizen]

On the beach, on the beach Leicester City, 

on the beach, on the beach I say,

On the beach, on the beach, Leicester City, 

playing football the League One way 

[HarryDee8]

"We're shit and we know we are" has got to be No 1

[HybridFox]

.

Edited 21 April by HybridFox

[jonthefox]

My wife had a dream 

For me to hoover and clean 

She comes from Hinckley , now she lives in my home .

she knows it sounds dull 

i could go and watch hull

Pass the dyson, i'd rather do that.