The joke thread

[rico]

Murphy asks Paddy "what's your pet hate?"

Paddy says " it doesn't like my knob up its arse!"

[anotherharboroughfox]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Gotta love Anti-Jokes

[Webbo]

Murphy asks Paddy "what's your pet hate?"

Paddy says " it doesn't like my knob up its arse!"

[The Year Of The Fox]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Gotta love Anti-Jokes

Whats ET short for?

He's got small legs.

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it man!

[The Year Of The Fox]

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?

They were my friends.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Gotta love Anti-Jokes

My mate used to have one of those.

It goes;

whats pink with cobwebs all over it?

(i really don't think i should put the answer but you may have heard it before)

[anotherharboroughfox]

My mate used to have one of those.

It goes;

whats pink with cobwebs all over it?

(i really don't think i should put the answer but you may have heard it before)

most certainly!

[broughtonblue]

My mate used to have one of those.

It goes;

whats pink with cobwebs all over it?

(i really don't think i should put the answer but you may have heard it before)

mrs broughtonblue has one of those

[millzi]

Murphy asks Paddy "what's your pet hate?"

Paddy says " it doesn't like my knob up its arse!"

You gotta love the Irish jokes!

mrs broughtonblue has one of those

[ramboacdc]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just ****ing about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."

[Parafox]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just ****ing about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."

Sick and not funny

[millzi]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just ****ing about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."

Maddie jokes never were, and NEVER will be funny.

[ramboacdc]

each to their own i thought it was hillarious.

[whitlock]

I chuckled

My Polish wife is struggling to come to terms with the English language. The other night she said to me:

'Me be going out with friends this night.'

Smiling, I had to correct her.

'No you're ****ing not!'

[Wymsey]

Maddie jokes never were, and NEVER will be funny.

I agree greatly. How disgusting really.....

Edited 14 July 2011 by Wymeswold fox

[Charl91]

What do you call a Zoo with only one type of dog?

A shih tzu

[MikeyT]

Maddie jokes never were, and NEVER will be funny.

Have to agree.

[rico]

Me and the wife had a blazing row earlier and i ended up giving her a slap,5 minutes later we ended up having the best,dirtiest sex ever!

.....Looks like i'm going to have to wait for me tea though,she's still unconcious !

[rico]

My new girlfriend said i'll have to wait 6 months before she sucks my cock,i told her i totally understand and respect her decision and i'll give her a call then !

[jonno24]

I agree greatly. How disgusting really.....

Oh yeah because jokes about Irish pet ****ers is ok but mention a child and ooh youve stepped over the line

[whitlock]

Why are there so many coldplay fans in China?

Cause they are all yellow.

[millzi]

Me and the wife had a blazing row earlier and i ended up giving her a slap,5 minutes later we ended up having the best,dirtiest sex ever!

.....Looks like i'm going to have to wait for me tea though,she's still unconcious !

My new girlfriend said i'll have to wait 6 months before she sucks my cock,i told her i totally understand and respect her decision and i'll give her a call then !

[General Smuts]

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community

[jonno24]

A catholic priest tells another priest

'I really enjoy having sex with young boys'

The other priest says.

'Its not good practice to sleep with them until they've finished school'

The other priest replies.

'Roll on 3 oclock'

[anotherharboroughfox]

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community

Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?

we are both lawyers.

Edited 15 July 2011 by anotherharboroughfox

[skinnydipper]

The Missus came home the other day and accused me of stealing her underwear.

I almost shat her pants