Alexikokopops Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Anyone get any good perks through their job? My sister works for Vodafone at their head office and because they sponsor the Champion's League her Team Leader just gave her whole team free tickets to the Liverpool vs PSV match at Anfield for "working hard". Bitch. Being a freeloading student though I'm just get to rinse her for cheap phones.
the_bowman Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Well I'm at school - meaning a two week holiday for easter, a 6 week holiday for summer, random week holidays for half term...
lildave3 Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Well I'm at school - meaning a two week holiday for easter, a 6 week holiday for summer, random week holidays for half term... Great ain't it? Shame it ends next year
Master Fox Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Well I'm at school - meaning a two week holiday for easter, a 6 week holiday for summer, random week holidays for half term... No way!! Get out of here!!!
Daggers Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Back in the day when I had a company credit card, I used to spank my expense account. Long weekends in hotels all over Europe for me and the good Lady Daggers...weeks away in the Lake District. It was nice. Don't miss it though as the job was a tad stressy and I didn't really like what they did. As a housey-husband the perks rock - it's the first time I've had a boss that says thank you by performing fellatio
the_bowman Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Great ain't it? Shame it ends next year muahaahaa ive still got year 11, then two years of 6th form
lildave3 Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 muahaahaa ive still got year 11, then two years of 6th form I've got to get a job
Thracian Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Freedom of choice is the big bonus of working for yourself, but hopefully we'll get a month a year in Dubai when my "post Burnley" apartment's finished in a few months time.
Phube Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Free Christmas dinner in the canteen, good pension, good holidays and I could probably get a scan quicker if I talked to the right people!!
Random Burglar Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 Free gym membership, numerous discounts with certain hotelliers etc, not bad for a 12 hour a week part time job. 8 weeks and Uni will be over and starting full time work.
Geo V Posted 26 March 2007 Posted 26 March 2007 ' date='Mar 26 2007, 07:07 PM' post='570216']Anyone get any good perks through their job? My sister works for Vodafone at their head office and because they sponsor the Champion's League her Team Leader just gave her whole team free tickets to the Liverpool vs PSV match at Anfield for "working hard". Bitch. Being a freeloading student though I'm just get to rinse her for cheap phones. When I was a manager at Currys we were allowed to reduce the price on goods dramatically to make way for new stock and they would be called managers specials. At times I would reduce the prices down by 70-80% on ex-displays or discontinued stock and my staff and myself got first dibs and great deals. My managers bonus at Xmas was great too when we hit it and one year it was £9k. Best perk I would say I got would have to be the pervy ones though . When I was about 22/23, about 10 years ago, I was in my first spell in retail management working for a small family business selling furniture and the amount of women who would come in looking at this luxury leather furniture was unreal. I was pulling practically every other day and one of the perks my bosses allowed me was top bring the lasses back if I wanted to after hours and take them upstairs to the bedroom department for some fun. I kid you not, it was amazing. Now Im on rations .
Dr The Singh Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 When I was a manager at Currys we were allowed to reduce the price on goods dramatically to make way for new stock and they would be called managers specials. At times I would reduce the prices down by 70-80% on ex-displays or discontinued stock and my staff and myself got first dibs and great deals. My managers bonus at Xmas was great too when we hit it and one year it was £9k. Best perk I would say I got would have to be the pervy ones though . When I was about 22/23, about 10 years ago, I was in my first spell in retail management working for a small family business selling furniture and the amount of women who would come in looking at this luxury leather furniture was unreal. I was pulling practically every other day and one of the perks my bosses allowed me was top bring the lasses back if I wanted to after hours and take them upstairs to the bedroom department for some fun. I kid you not, it was amazing. Now Im on rations . Unfortunately never had any sexy\pervy perks but I do get to eat as many cakes or take home as many cakes as i like!!!
The People's Hero Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Had a few holidays, get one roughly every month. Then just the usuals - ie, mobile phone bill paid lots of business lunches travel insurance private medical care pension quarterly dividend payments funding towards exams
Bloomer Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I am shagging my secretary and the admin assistant.
Daggers Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I am shagging my secretary and the admin assistant. ...and able to post that at the same time? You are a multi-tasking God! Oh, has anyone else noticed that every alternate post by apexgeo seems to refer to him shagging? I know more about his sex life than my own and I find that disturbing.
The People's Hero Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 ...and able to post that at the same time? You are a multi-tasking God! Oh, has anyone else noticed that every alternate post by apexgeo seems to refer to him shagging? I know more about his sex life than my own and I find that disturbing. There is more to know about his sex life than mine. Haha!
hairy Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I have no job perks. I get to go home at the end of the day and get paid once a month.
lookwhaticando Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Oh, has anyone else noticed that every alternate post by apexgeo seems to refer to him shagging? I know more about his sex life than my own and I find that disturbing. He's not posted in a little while. Take a guess as to where he is.
JoeyB Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 My job perks: cheap flights and loadsa hot girls going through the airport everyday
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