Guest seanfox778 Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 i had one of these yesterday, and i think it was the most drunk i have ever been you know the ones were you really don't remember a thing, i got a random phone call earlier off someone apoligising for punching me in the face, weird. anyway just thought i'd share this with you all, post back about some of your drunken adventures
Daggers Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I spent most of my life drunk in the belief that I was being witty and debonair...then I realised I was just being a cnut. I no longer drink and am shocked to find out that people think me more of a wag now. On the other hand, everyone still thinks I'm a cnut.
Steven Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I spent most of my life drunk in the belief that I was being witty and debonair...then I realised I was just being a cnut.I no longer drink and am shocked to find out that people think me more of a wag now. On the other hand, everyone still thinks I'm a cnut. ..... so the moral of this tale is that it is better to be a drunken cnut.
Scow Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 I remember falling asleep on the bus once and ending up in Shepshed. An experience I don't want repeated.
Alexikokopops Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 ...but sober cnuts don't get hangovers. :thumbsup: My mate got a hangover from drinking too much Red Bull, no alcohol.
Leicfox Posted 31 May 2007 Posted 31 May 2007 Ive only been paralectic once (Last xmas night), at my brothers party. I had flu and wasn't going to bother but thought sod it i'll sweat it out, anyway, i can handle my drink in the main but this night the drinking games were flowing, you know the darts game?? it's a killer, i must have got through 1 bottle of sambooka (I cant stand the stuff either), 10 stella's and half a bottle of Jim beam to myself. Last i remembered was slipping in my bro's now flooded downstairs toilet and my wife pulling my draws up. Next day i was told i broke the coffee table, was demanding a kebab on xmas night, ringing everyone in the mobile and abusing them amongts others things, but i have no memory of this so it never happened.
Wils Posted 1 June 2007 Posted 1 June 2007 Tonight will be one big drunken night. Im sure ill make a tit of myself in some shape or form. Either way tonight is going to be messy.
Leicfox Posted 1 June 2007 Posted 1 June 2007 How to eat a burger like The Hoff. :huh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPYDOam_qec
Zingari Posted 1 June 2007 Posted 1 June 2007 As I went home on a Monday night, as drunk as drunk could be. I saw a horse outside the door, where my old horse should be. I called my wife the curse o' my life, Will you kindly tell to me? who owns that horse outside the door? where my old horse should be? Ah, you're drunk, you're drunk you silly old fool, and still you canna see. That's a lovely sow that my mother sent to me. Well, it's many's a day I've traveled, a hundred miles or more, but a saddle on a sow, sure, I never saw before
Tubes Posted 1 June 2007 Posted 1 June 2007 My mate got a hangover from drinking too much Red Bull, no alcohol. i got told a story that when that first come out a few people i know went up town drinking just red bull thinking it was alcoholic then wondering why it wasnt affecting them bet they got loads of sleep that night aswell
filbertway Posted 2 June 2007 Posted 2 June 2007 Ouch. I feel fragile this morning. Good night then? Me and Sian are never drunk. Ha.
Manwell Pablo Posted 2 June 2007 Posted 2 June 2007 Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu I feel like I've been run over. I might take up Daves none drinking life style, without the biking, or the wife, or the kids, or the stupid goatie/beard thing.
Tomassi Posted 2 June 2007 Posted 2 June 2007 oooyah beast i was in Liquid last night danced the whole night yeah baby got home at 5am OWCH!! Mind you i did walk home from town!! (Only 6 miles ) Out again tonight bring it on! I feel young again woohoo!!
Daggers Posted 2 June 2007 Posted 2 June 2007 I might take up Daves none drinking life style, without the biking, or the wife, or the kids, or the stupid goatie/beard thing. I'll have you know - I don't have a fashionable beard anymore (©Peep Show)...and if we're talking embarrassing things stuck to peoples faces then you need to sort out your mobile communication device
Guest seanfox778 Posted 2 June 2007 Posted 2 June 2007 i'm going out in newquay tonight, not going to get anywhere near as drunk as i did on wed though, but then again i don't have to work till 6 tommorrow
Craig Posted 3 June 2007 Posted 3 June 2007 Well last night was apparently eventful... Subject dont answer the phone to craig and matt at 3:30am EVER..Body: just don't do it. "we need somewhere to crash, the cops have kicked us out the car" "okay, crash at mine" i walk to find them at 4am! i find them they r drunk which is funny i give them water, matt goes uh oh i feel rough... i say look i dont do sick ok? the toilet is there... but nooooooooooooooooooo all over the back garden....kitchen towel says matt! so lets not go there after that incident, but after that i sed look guys...im going bed (now abt 5am) so i leave em there... 7am...they r gone...a note "SORRY SARAH!!" hmmm i think thats strange but ok... until i look outside...again lets just not go there...but lets just say that the blanket has been binned!LMAO so according to craig the moral of the story is do not EVER out ur number on facebook And my theory is do NOT EVER answer the phone to craig or matt at 3:30am EVER However... last night was just so so so funny, i have to admit i didnt find it funny at 7:30am this morning but now...wel LMAO! I don't quite remember that :blink:
Wils Posted 3 June 2007 Posted 3 June 2007 Good night then?Ha. Very. I think im still recovering now.
The People's Hero Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 Me and Sian are never drunk. I very rarely sober up. We're like yin and yang. And there is always a bit of yin in yang... OLE!
Craig Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 I very rarely sober up.We're like yin and yang. And there is always a bit of yin in yang... OLE! lol
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 I think I was the most drunk ever on saturday, remember nothing, went to mosh but I apparently dissapeared at approx 1pm and was reportedly seen landing a hay maker on a chav in a renault 5 up near life at 3am, I cannot clarify this but it would explain why one of my knuckles is looking disconcertingly out of shape. I woke up fully clothed on my bedroom floor with a ciggy hanging out my mouth and I don't even smoke. Good night then...
James. Posted 4 June 2007 Posted 4 June 2007 I think I was the most drunk ever on saturday, remember nothing, went to mosh but I apparently dissapeared at approx 1pm and was reportedly seen landing a hay maker on a chav in a renault 5 up near life at 3am, I cannot clarify this but it would explain why one of my knuckles is looking disconcertingly out of shape. I woke up fully clothed on my bedroom floor with a ciggy hanging out my mouth and I don't even smoke. Good night then... That is an absolute monster of a blackout period my friend. Respect due.
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