Daggers Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Mandaric to replace Foxes' Boss, Again! Mandaric is rumoured to be acting quickly to the Glen Roeder crisis. In light of the fact that Roeder has currently earned Leicester no points whatsoever, and despite being rumoured to have a budget of some kind has made no squad-improving signings (causing many City fans extreme anxiety), it appears that his time is up. Milan Mandaric has already started lining up Glen Roeder's replacement as a response to increasing disquiet in the boardroom and on idiotic fan-based internet forii. On being attacked with pangs of hunger on the M1, Mandaric was very impressed with some kid in a football top at Watford Gap services and liked his view on attractive attacking football, a youth policy for the future and Jelly Babies. Young Colin Webster of Cheam, age 9, has been quoted as saying "although it will be different to using number blocks in Numeracy class I believe I can make the leap into Championship management. Obviously," he continued "Glen Roeder will leave some very large shoes to fill (I still take size 1's at the moment although Mummy says I will grow into them) but I think they players will respond to my approach." Colin then listed off the importance of fitness, five a day fruit and vegetables and finishing off all of your tea-time. Colin, a fan of Manchester United and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, has already started appointing his backroom staff from his collection of classroom friends. An early casualty of this was Bobby Connor (at first, lined up for the Head Coach role) has been dropped from Colin's plans as a result of an argument over finger paints. Jimmy Onions, Colin's bestest friend in the whole widest world, is set for the Assistant Manager's position. A representative of the Foxes Trust is quoted as saying "As long as we can get back into the Boardroom for our free tea and biscuits we don't give a toss what Mandaric does." Daggers Dave, age 6, thought that maybe this story was just more tabloid bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 I love the way the Sun is always up to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairy Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Lets hope Colin is better than the last 4 managers! At least he appears to have a football mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Quality! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexikokopops Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Lovely, absolutely lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flynny Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertway Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Amezzin, absolutely amezzin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lildave3 Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigGibbo Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 well then thanks for clearing that up heres to the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryn Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Some people attempt these elaborate jokes and don't pull em off. Daggers should give the masterclass based on that performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggers Posted 20 August 2007 Author Share Posted 20 August 2007 My sources higher up the club than the checkout megastore girls tell me that this has now fallen flat as he isn't allowed to stay up late on school nights. Looks like Milan will have to go back to the Primary School drawing board interactive i-Board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernFox Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 luv it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcfcalan Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Every weekday before school I buy the Sun , thank goodness I dont have to read it until I at least reach year six and have my choices of reading material, before going to 'big school' Thanks to Daggers for the info, (it has to be worth at least 4 conkers for the forthcoming conker season in the playground . ( dont forget your safety gear folks) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo V Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nod.E Posted 20 August 2007 Share Posted 20 August 2007 i loled Genious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 21 August 2007 Share Posted 21 August 2007 I love Jelly Babies..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Dennis Posted 21 August 2007 Share Posted 21 August 2007 :laugh: :laugh: Quality!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lester LXXIV Posted 22 August 2007 Share Posted 22 August 2007 It must be true!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zingari Posted 22 August 2007 Share Posted 22 August 2007 It must be true!!! yes it must be true a geordie that can read "the sun" ; i'd never have believed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linekaaaah Posted 22 August 2007 Share Posted 22 August 2007 yes it must be true a geordie that can read "the sun" ; i'd never have believed it Forget the material. I'm just shocked to hear of a geordie that can read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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