Best goal you ever scored.

[The People's Hero]

It was all about the TPH that day (as I recall).

[Bluefoxtim]

The best goal i ever scored was when i was playing on the field at my old school (ABINGTON HIGH SCHOOL) and we played on the full size pitch i took a corner and it had a massive swerve into the top corner at the far post, and i tried the same thing again but it just narroly went over, those were the good old days, now coz im soooooo unfit i play in goalThe best goal i ever scored was when i was playing on the field at my old school (ABINGTON HIGH SCHOOL) and we played on the full size pitch i took a corner and it had a massive swerve into the top corner at the far post, and i tried the same thing again but it just narroly went over, those were the good old days, now coz im soooooo unfit i play in goal

I went there...the teachers were not as bad as the post suggests.

[filbertway]

I'm shit from long range, i'm all about fast feet, taking people on and then placing home.

I agree.

My best goal/feeling when I scored was in my mates back garden in his full size(ish) goals which I knew was in as soon as I hit it, the only time ive ever felt that when i've shot, it was only about a yard to his side but the power jsut took it straight in, cleanest contact I have ever made.

Best 11 a side goal is my one and only Gary Linekar esque tap in from 1 yard, not bad for 10 minutes outfield play

[filbertway]

via Kokopops' knee.

I didn't concede against lildave3!!

Only Jamie, Bert and a Sly own goal (Maybes will have you believe it was his goal).

In fact, I think it was against lildave3 that I tipped it onto the crossbar.

Lovely stuff.

I probably should have scored, wasn't the easiest of chances though

[Lord Nibblington]

I once scored a screamer of a 2 yard tap in.

And seeing as that's my only actualy competative match goal, it's a good chance of being me best.

[Joe.]

I probably definitely should have scored, it was easy.

[lildave3]

I agree.

Best one on one attacker in the world

[DB11]

I've never ever ever ever scored.

I used to play in goal, but I was shit so I quit and then took up refereeing

Speaking of that, I'm just off out to the referee's school of excellence

[lildave3]

I've never ever ever ever scored.

I used to play in goal, but I was shit so I quit and then took up refereeing

Speaking of that, I'm just off out to the referee's school of excellence

Not even at lunch or something like that?

[Hullfox]

I've never ever ever ever scored.

Somehow I think you'll still be saying that for some years to come.

[Alexikokopops]

Somehow I think you'll still be saying that for some years to come.

[Flexx]

I've never ever ever ever scored.

I used to play in goal, but I was shit so I quit and then took up refereeing

Speaking of that, I'm just off out to the referee's school of excellence

You've never scored down the park with you're mates or anything? It doesn't have to be in a real game

[Flexx]

My best goal ever scored is similar to this, at lunch at school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwJjcvg3rIg

[demon_dog]

Remember it as if it was yesterday. (30 years ago!!!)

While playing in a match at school.

The opposition were midway in our half.

The ball was bouncing around between our defender and their attacker, neither seeming able to gain the upper hand.

I ran in between the pair of them and kicked the ball as hard as I could.

The ball sailed down the pitch and rolled into their goal.

All my team mates went wild, they had never seen a goal scored so far from within our own half.

Just as we were lining up for the kick off, someone shouted, "hold on where's their keeper?"

We all started looking around us, when suddenly he emerged from behind the hedge, having gone to relieve himself.

"What's happened?" he shouts.

His team mates called him a fecking tosser for leaving the goal and going for a pee 'cos we scored.

David Beckham eat your heart out 'cos it was a longer distance!!

[Thracian]

Playing for Brackley Town on a day when everything went right. Outswinging corner drifted away from the penalty box, chested it up, let it drop and half-volleyed it into the right corner from 30 yards like a canon shot. We won 8-1 and I had six assists that day playing central midfield.

Despite being an attacker from aged 8-24 it's the only goal I remember in detail apart from one day as a 10-year-old when I got all six in a match playing for Holmfield Avenue against Ravenhurst.

I was a greedy little sod but remember Mr Basford, the headmaster, reading my name out in assembly and saying how I'd really played for the team and not been selfish at all. I was so chuffed I never stopped passing the ball after that and am sure that's why the master maker-of-goals, Davie Gibson became and remained my all-time favourite City player.

I tried to copy everything he did at the time - like trying to catch high punts from the keeper directly out of the sky by cushioning them into the boot - but there was no matching that guy. Nor even going close.

[Durnerz]

5-a-side: Ball came down from the keeper and landed at my feet while i was sandwiched between two players, bounced it up, flicked it over the lad behind me's head, then it had backspin on it so had to check back,then beat the second lad in the same fashion, spun in one movement and volleyed it into the top corner.

11-a-side: 35 yards out, took it in the centre and hit it clean with bend on it, looked forever like it was going dead centre of the goal and bent late into the top corner, rocket shot. Other than that, the odd bicycle kick but very rare these days from me.

[THEBIGJOHNSTEADER;]

Playing for Brackley Town on a day when everything went right. Outswinging corner drifted away from the penalty box, chested it up, let it drop and half-volleyed it into the right corner from 30 yards like a canon shot. We won 8-1 and I had six assists that day playing central midfield.

Despite being an attacker from aged 8-24 it's the only goal I remember in detail apart from one day as a 10-year-old when I got all six in a match playing for Holmfield Avenue against Ravenhurst.

I was a greedy little sod but remember Mr Basford, the headmaster, reading my name out in assembly and saying how I'd really played for the team and not been selfish at all. I was so chuffed I never stopped passing the ball after that and am sure that's why the master maker-of-goals, Davie Gibson became and remained my all-time favourite City player.

I tried to copy everything he did at the time - like trying to catch high punts from the keeper directly out of the sky by cushioning them into the boot - but there was no matching that guy. Nor even going close.

I once scored 10 goals in one match in a 13-3 win a fair few years ago now but I remember it like it was yesterday, I even remember thinking when I'd hit 5 that I could do the impossible and get an illusive second hat-trick. It was on bonfire night and I remember everyone talking about it. Great days. I'm teamless at the moment, need to get back into the fold

[Thracian]

I once scored 10 goals in one match in a 13-3 win a fair few years ago now but I remember it like it was yesterday, I even remember thinking when I'd hit 5 that I could do the impossible and get an illusive second hat-trick. It was on bonfire night and I remember everyone talking about it. Great days. I'm teamless at the moment, need to get back into the fold

Ten goals is some achievement. Can't imagine you'll be out of the game for long given that pedigree.

[David O'Leary]

Somehow I think you'll still be saying that for some years to come.

[Geo V]

Ten goals is some achievement. Can't imagine you'll be out of the game for long given that pedigree.

Never midn scoring ten goals!

I once played in a mens team as a 13 year old (I was a big bugger for my age) when living in Cambridgshire and played for as team against some classy buggers called Metal Box and I managed an own goal or two in a 34-0 defeat. The game made the local papers. What was weird about the whole game was it was a pre-season friendly that was played on a field that had cow shite all over it. Not only would none of our players slide in to tackle, they refused to run in certain parts of the pitch where it either stunk or the cow pats were in full force! It was comedy of the highest standard and it was one of our first games as a newly formed side against a well organized unit who not only hammered us on the pitch, but wanted to fight us afterwards

Happy Days.

[Nationwider]

I've only ever scored one goal. Mainly because I was always a truly exceptional, world class even, 6-a-side goalie.

Anyway, they let me out for the second half of one game and a scored with a left-footed half-volley with my first touch. Awesome. If anyone has the Human Remains v The Sweeney match from York Uni 6-a-side in 1998 either on DVD or YouTube, I'd love a copy - thanks.

[vanfox12]

Tap in for Caldecote Junior School in a five nil thrashing of Braunstone Frith Junior School (circa 1988). My First goal in my first competitive game. It went downhill after that.

[Libertine]

Mine was around '98/99. I was wearing my full newly purchased Leicester yellow and blue away kit. We were playing on our street. I think we were playing cuppies, and Josh (who was about a foot taller than the rest of us) was in goal.

Just your usual game of cuppies until a piece of absolute magic was produced by myself.

The ball was dropping from the air after the keeper had parried it out from a fellow players strike. My Dad had just come down the road to signal me in for lunch when a truly magnificient moment occurred.

As the ball came down I was in the perfect position with my back to the goal (jumpers for goalposts and all that). I performed the most Godly bicycle kick that the world has ever seen. Whilst in the bicycle motion, my left peg hit it as sweet as you could imagine and the ball then proceeded to fly into the back of the net leaving everyone, especially Josh, stunned. It was then that I got back up and jogged off with my arms aloft whilst verbally saluting the rest of the crew.

And that doesn't even do it justice.

[Mikey]

Mine was :

Left winger done some good work, rolled the ball in to my path just outside the area. 1 look up and then perfectly floated the ball over the keepers head.

[Jordan]

When I was 13 and playing for my school's varsity team, I was standing by the penalty spot when one of my teammates blasted in a shot from the top of the box that hit me in the back and went in for a goal. Easy