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could be.

I'm always surprised how drunk I get if I go to Maidstone United games, which is just a day out with mates. I always leave town by about 7, but have often had about 10 pints by then. Its my wife who points out how drunk I am.

Got a wedding to go to next Friday, staying overnight too so planning to make the most of it.

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Is it weird I'm pretty sure I cant get drunk anymore?

No matter how much I drink, I was on pints of stella and shots at my sisters wedding and that still didnt do it.

I remember years back realising i was 'acting' drunk just because I had so much to drink, now I remain in that mindset when drinking.

I think you actually need to get in a positive mindset to get drunk.

I struggle to get really pissed now. Need a good 30-35 shots or 20 odd pints to achieve it.

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I think you actually need to get in a positive mindset to get drunk.

I struggle to get really pissed now. Need a good 30-35 shots or 20 odd pints to achieve it.

Ouch.

I drank 21 pints on my 21st birthday and then tried to do 21 shots. I don't know if I achieved it, but my guess is no.

20 pints is ridiculous really.

Guest MattP
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Ouch.

I drank 21 pints on my 21st birthday and then tried to do 21 shots. I don't know if I achieved it, but my guess is no.

20 pints is ridiculous really.

The used to be a fella who drank in the Forge who would sink 50-55 pints every day. Absolutely outrageous.

I drank two whole bottles of Grey Goose in Dubai in 5-6 hours, was absolutely smashed, falling around all over the place and the staff at the pool carried me back to my room as they said the Emirati Old Bill would have carted me away if anyone reported me or saw it.

Posted

Ouch.

I drank 21 pints on my 21st birthday and then tried to do 21 shots. I don't know if I achieved it, but my guess is no.

20 pints is ridiculous really.

I knew someone at work who had an 18 pint club, but this was for weekday drinks, this was when I was working nights in a previous life they would finish work go down the pub and down 18 pints....pretty good for a weekday.

The used to be a fella who drank in the Forge who would sink 50-55 pints every day. Absolutely outrageous.

I drank two whole bottles of Grey Goose in Dubai in 5-6 hours, was absolutely smashed, falling around all over the place and the staff at the pool carried me back to my room as they said the Emirati Old Bill would have carted me away if anyone reported me or saw it.

fook.

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I was shocked at myself a few weeks ago when we worked out we'd had 13 pints each (strong bitter too) and a few G'n'Ts.

I'd murdered 4 or 5 songs on karaoke and my friend was asleep on a toilet for over an hour uninterrupted before somebody complained (there's only one trap) and he got woken up and carried out.

We were all asked if we knew him. We thought we'd better leave at that point.

That's at the last remaining pub in Maidstone town centre where you can get a decent real ale.

KentFoxSteve's Dad might even know my mate as he's a copper!

Posted

I'm not entirely sure why but I came home last night with 5 sticks of bamboo. Any suggestions what to do with them?

Make an upside down pentecost and make several (in your mind non-binding) pacts with the devil?

That's what I'd do. That or have a 5-way bamboo 'sword' fight.

Posted

I'm pretty sure the entire forum thinks FIF is a cu nt.

Even flowwolf and kingfox (all three of whom I have on ignore) seem more popular than FIF.

I've got nothing against FiF. There's worse than him on here.

Posted

Well once I went to the Guinness factory and fell into a vat, I had to drink my way out or drown. I estimate I must've drank about 143 pints, only it took so long to do I was urinating as I went so it was more like 260 pints of urine dilluted Guinness. Basically I got out and all the staff were cheering and patting me on the back, a couple of the female staff tried to drag me into a yeast stockroom but I wasn't even drunk so I got a bottle of vodka and a syringe and injected it straight into a vein in my cock. Long story short, I was made the honorary mayor of Dublin for a day and woke up in a skip outside a Greggs Bakery.

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Well once I went to the Guinness factory and fell into a vat, I had to drink my way out or drown. I estimate I must've drank about 143 pints, only it took so long to do I was urinating as I went so it was more like 260 pints of urine dilluted Guinness. Basically I got out and all the staff were cheering and patting me on the back, a couple of the female staff tried to drag me into a yeast stockroom but I wasn't even drunk so I got a bottle of vodka and a syringe and injected it straight into a vein in my cock. Long story short, I was made the honorary mayor of Dublin for a day and woke up in a skip outside a Greggs Bakery.

lol I love you.

(Don't tell PV.)

Posted

You were offered a job playing for Charlton but it's on Saturdays so you had to turn it down due to other commitments?

No, the now ex was did the whole "it's not you, it's me" thing and dumped me

Posted (edited)

I've got nothing against FiF. There's worse than him on here.

FIF seems a good sort to me too, he often makes me laugh .

edit;

Actually I don't think there is any one poster that particularly upsets me that or I think of as being bad.

maybe you lot are doing too good a job of deleting nasty stuff before i see it :D

Edited by Zingari

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