dave the caveman Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 ...is like marrying a beautiful girl, who then has her face brutaly disfigured in a freak accident. You know you should still love her - but looking at her makes you feel sick.
Kilworthfox Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 not too sure about the analogy its only football Its much more than that.
Daggers Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 ...is like marrying a beautiful girl, who then has her face brutaly disfigured in a freak accident.You know you should still love her - but looking at her makes you feel sick. Exactly. And just imagine how she feels about having 20,000 people 'boo' her simply for being accidentally ugly...my wife gets super-pissed off when I just forget something simple like putting the bins out on a Monday evening. I feel sorry for poor little freak girl.
Geo V Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 I feel a more accurate analogy is that we are married to someone who looks like Kelly Brook and have 2 beautiful kids but have just been shown a DVD of her whoring herself with about 10 different dudes and she seemingly has lost her way. We love her and love the things that she usually does but at the moment we aren't convinced if the slut is able to stop jumping on top of other dudes despite her constant promises of saying she is willing to change. Will she change? Please vote NOW
Master Fox Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 It’s more like being brutally and repeatedly anally raped by 15,000 men with deformed penises and aids.
Dames Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 It’s more like being brutally and repeatedly anally raped by 15,000 men with deformed penises and aids.
Manwell Pablo Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 Here I was thinking it was just like supporting a shit football team.
Blue Bob Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 Well there are some lovely analogies on here. My description is that that Leicester City are like an AC Cobra Kit Car. It looks great, the body work is gleaming and you think you have a brilliant sports car. However when you look underneath there is a rover chasis with a 1.6 engine that has been round the clock, you darent drive the thing because you are scare that some kid will take you at the lights in his mum's Nissan Micra with a freeflow exhaust.
Geo V Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 I can officially confirm that we are a bunch of sick barstewards. :scarf:
ronnup Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 It’s more like being brutally and repeatedly anally raped by 15,000 men with deformed penises and aids. glad you feel well enough to talk about it mate. Proud of you.
AyewJoking Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 Your rich grandfather paid for your girl to have plastic surgery, buying her a brand new nose only weeks later for him to decide it "wasnt working out" and he ripped it off and threw it away. He also bought your girl some nice foreign lingerie but she has never worn them, either they dont fit or she just thinks they are plain crap. He bought your girl a new nose but its the wrong colour and it used to belong to your evil ex-wife.
Geo V Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 Your rich grandfather paid for your girl to have plastic surgery, buying her a brand new nose only weeks later for him to decide it "wasnt working out" and he ripped it off and threw it away.He also bought your girl some nice foreign lingerie but she has never worn them, either they dont fit or she just thinks they are plain crap. He bought your girl a new nose but its the wrong colour and it used to belong to your evil ex-wife. The good news is the surgery was a real success story.
Guest Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 I would have said that watching City was like walking into a sterile and plain looking bathroom, only for some reprobate to come along and shove your head down the toilet pan, and finding that it hadn't been flushed in years.
Zingari Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures
mancunianfox Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 I think its kind of like an abusive relationship. They'll tell you what you want to hear, they promise you the world and they tell you that they love you often enough to string you along, so that you forget about bruises, their hurtful remarks and the jealous, sleepless nights in the hope that 'one day they might change'.
He's not bald Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 ...is like marrying a beautiful girl, who then has her face brutaly disfigured in a freak accident.You know you should still love her - but looking at her makes you feel sick. Not a problem...just look at her boobs...and believe me her boobs are really really big this year!
Vacamion Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 ...is like marrying a beautiful girl, who then has her face brutaly disfigured in a freak accident.You know you should still love her - but looking at her makes you feel sick. Yeah. You don't have to look at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire. If you put a bag on her head, or better still, make her wear a Nigella mask, you are good to go... Where's the optimism here ?
Staf Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 ...is like marrying a beautiful girl, who then has her face brutaly disfigured in a freak accident.You know you should still love her - but looking at her makes you feel sick. Thats true
davieG Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 It's more like being brutally and repeatedly anally raped by 15,000 men with deformed penises and aids. You would know what that feels like
FilboFox Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 OK OK... we get it! Its CRAP being a Leicester fan at the moment! I'm at De Montfort University and I've been around a few football fans for the past 2 weeks and whenever I mention Leicester, I get HUGE laughs as they just think that we are a joke of a team... and by looking at our position of 21st in the league... I can see why!
Daggers Posted 3 October 2007 Posted 3 October 2007 You're all wrong...it's like a Sunday dinner. It got chosen by someone else, it's piss-poorly cooked and looks like shit but when the bill comes it's going to be large and there'll be no one else sitting at the table except us.
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