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It's great being single because.....

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I can put some chips on, stick some sauasages in the frying pan and not have anyone moan at me because " there are no vegetables so it wont be very healthy"

Also i can spend as long as i like on FM2008 and not have anyone tell me " it's not good for your eyes to be on the computer that long"

I dont have to worry about neglecting anyone either!!!!

:thumbup:

Posted
I can put some chips on, stick some sauasages in the frying pan and not have anyone moan at me because " there are no vegetables so it wont be very healthy"

Also i can spend as long as i like on FM2008 and not have anyone tell me " it's not good for your eyes to be on the computer that long"

I dont have to worry about neglecting anyone either!!!!

:thumbup:

I'll moan at you anyway, if you're feeling deprived. :teehee: I'm ace at moaning at folks. A*, in fact. :D

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I'll moan at you anyway, if you're feeling deprived. :teehee: I'm ace at moaning at folks. A*, in fact. :D

i'll let you know! There will come a time, i'm sure! :thumbup:

Posted
I can put some chips on, stick some sauasages in the frying pan and not have anyone moan at me because " there are no vegetables so it wont be very healthy"

Also i can spend as long as i like on FM2008 and not have anyone tell me " it's not good for your eyes to be on the computer that long"

I dont have to worry about neglecting anyone either!!!!

:thumbup:

But I can do all of that and I'm not single.

Posted

Being single is overrated.

Sex on tap. Gone.

Someone warm in bed with you. Gone.

Someone to cook dinner now and again. Gone.

Companionship and fun couple times. Gone.

Spending more watching Leicester lose. Check.

Increased frequency of wrist exercise. Check.

Definitely overrated.

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Being single is overrated.

Sex on tap. Gone.

Someone warm in bed with you. Gone.

Someone to cook dinner now and again. Gone.

Companionship and fun couple times. Gone.

Spending more watching Leicester lose. Check.

Increased frequency of wrist exercise. Check.

Definitely overrated.

Your obviously just not very good at being single.

Posted
Your obviously just not very good at being single.

Ha. Well I'd rather say I lack experience at being single.

Of course there are bonuses but damn it I want sex on tap. And I don't know many single men that can accurately claim to having that. Unless they bloody pay for it.

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Ha. Well I'd rather say I lack experience at being single.

Of course there are bonuses but damn it I want sex on tap. And I don't know many single men that can accurately claim to having that. Unless they bloody pay for it.

That reminds me of a quote from Seinfeld about Kramer that I can't be bothered to look up.

Posted

It's great being single because....

I have no idea, I haven't been single for 11.5 years!!! (Same woman though... I'm not a serail monogamist!) :unsure:

Posted
I'm pretty good in bed - and that is the root of my success. That and my dashing good lucks, wit and charm.

Oh and my MR2.

Hail the words of one of lifes serial failures and under achievers.

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Aren't you the guy who was trying to sell a fiesta on here a bit ago?

The thing is James.. I sold that and bought a newer one, an 03 plate silver zetec bla bla bla. Baring in mind ive only just turned 19 aint bad

Shut up then.

What car do you drive then cvnt?

Posted

I used to have a fiesta ghia with about 18,000 miles on the clock.

Not a bad car to be fair, just not a lot of grunt to it. Did me okay for a bit though, so I'm not dissing your car... but seriously, calling a toyota mr2 sh it?

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I used to have a fiesta ghia with about 18,000 miles on the clock.

Not a bad car to be fair, just not a lot of grunt to it. Did me okay for a bit though, so I'm not dissing your car... but seriously, calling a toyota mr2 sh it?

Its just my opinion. depends what model year it is? the newest model is ok (04 onwards i think) but I will give u my reasons once you tell me the spec..oh n how old are you?

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Its just my opinion. depends what model year it is? the newest model is ok (04 onwards i think) but I will give u my reasons once you tell me the spec..oh n how old are you?

I'm 24 in a couple of days.

2000/2001 model (not the newest shape)

Roadster 1.8 Vvti

Black

74,000 miles. ish.

Appreciate it's not everyone's cup of tea but it's sporty, it's quite quick, it looks good, it's convertible and not bad on the mpg.

Granted, I'd rather have the new Alfa thing, which is seriously beautiful but at the end of the day it'll ding-dang-do for now.

Posted

Yeh ot bad. but if your after a convertable then its about the cheapest on the market. Obviously if you had more cash you could upgrade to perhaps a Z3 or Z4. My mate at work has a Z4 and he's 24, fuc kin mint cars. Red leather, 2.5 Litre, Gun metal grey.

Id say the ultimate 2 seater if you want to pay about 20k for a convertible. . .

Then again, Mini Cooper S convertible.... :sweating:

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Yeh ot bad. but if your after a convertable then its about the cheapest on the market. Obviously if you had more cash you could upgrade to perhaps a Z3 or Z4. My mate at work has a Z4 and he's 24, fuc kin mint cars. Red leather, 2.5 Litre, Gun metal grey.

Id say the ultimate 2 seater if you want to pay about 20k for a convertible. . .

Then again, Mini Cooper S convertible.... :sweating:

Mate, you drive a fiesta :crylaugh:

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