The People's Hero Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 Matt will be pleased when he get's home from Halford's to see this thread. I hope he tells his story about the Corsa and the Polo and wanting an R32 Golf in painstaking, painful, monotonous detail again. I don't think I can recite it word for word yet.
Ric Flair Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 I hope he tells his story about the Corsa and the Polo and wanting an R32 Golf in painstaking, painful, monotonous detail again.I don't think I can recite it word for word yet. Or the story about someone vandalising his car and how furious he was. I might stay at work a bit longer tonight just to wait for his car anecdotes, it's like a teen version of Top Gear with Matt. Like a Hollyoaks for the car lovers on here. In fact, what have I started here? Matt will be having some ICE installed in his boot, and a LCD screen in the front and back to watch it. By the way, did you enjoy my ode to you in the Finners thread?
Staf Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 That Alfa Romeo is nice but that aldi is even better
The People's Hero Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 By the way, did you enjoy my ode to you in the Finners thread? I enjoyed it very much, The fact that you've just described it as an ode has increased my appreciation for it by a further 40%.
Blue Bob Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 Brilliant thread!!! Why is great being single has turned into what motor i have got and what dream motor you would love to have!!!! Not quite on track are we? (no pun intended). I was in a ten year relationship so I now appreciate being single for a number of reasons: No going to see the in laws for dinner especially on a sunday when there is a game on!! You can do exactly what you want when you want. Sure you sleep alone but my ex snored so I am enjoying the peace! You get to meet lots of nice girls and lets face it your partner is not likely to let you do that!!! That also cures the sleeping alone from time to time. Eat what you want when you want Watch what you want, dont have to watch the crap she was into. I actually have money that I can spend on me instead of shoes and handbags. Sure relationships are great and they have there benefits but variety is the spice of life and I am enjoying a bit of spice!!!
Dames Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 Ha. Well I'd rather say I lack experience at being single.Of course there are bonuses but damn it I want sex on tap. And I don't know many single men that can accurately claim to having that. Unless they bloody pay for it. Not exactly on tap but 3-4 times a week keeps me happy.
The People's Hero Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 Not exactly on tap but 3-4 times a week keeps me happy. Sounds like 'on-tap' to me.
Dames Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 Sounds like 'on-tap' to me. I thought sex on tap was every day .
AoWW Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 I thought sex on tap was every day . Depends on your tap, I guess?
The People's Hero Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 I thought sex on tap was every day . I have a bad back.
Trumpet Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 I'm an August boy.Once you get to 18 you're laughing all the way to the bank, everyone else gets older before you. July here, ill be laughing at all the others who laughed because i wasn't 18 in a few months. Old bastards.
MPH Posted 28 November 2007 Author Posted 28 November 2007 That Alfa Romeo is nice but that aldi is even better much prefer the tescos....
MPH Posted 28 November 2007 Author Posted 28 November 2007 Brilliant thread!!! Why is great being single has turned into what motor i have got and what dream motor you would love to have!!!! Not quite on track are we? (no pun intended).I was in a ten year relationship so I now appreciate being single for a number of reasons: No going to see the in laws for dinner especially on a sunday when there is a game on!! You can do exactly what you want when you want. Sure you sleep alone but my ex snored so I am enjoying the peace! You get to meet lots of nice girls and lets face it your partner is not likely to let you do that!!! That also cures the sleeping alone from time to time. Eat what you want when you want Watch what you want, dont have to watch the crap she was into. I actually have money that I can spend on me instead of shoes and handbags. Sure relationships are great and they have there benefits but variety is the spice of life and I am enjoying a bit of spice!!! . yup, they totally shafted this thread up the bum didnt they! all single wannabes!
DB11 Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 I can put some chips on, stick some sauasages in the frying pan and not have anyone moan at me because " there are no vegetables so it wont be very healthy"Also i can spend as long as i like on FM2008 and not have anyone tell me " it's not good for your eyes to be on the computer that long" I dont have to worry about neglecting anyone either!!!! Sounds like my mum
MPH Posted 28 November 2007 Author Posted 28 November 2007 Sounds like my mum is she recently single?
Daz.I Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 It's great being single because...You can shag who the fook you like
sdb Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 i like being single cause i'm allowed to enter rooms woth other females in them now but it's bad that i have bats flying out of my trousers when i take them off
Koke Posted 28 November 2007 Posted 28 November 2007 You can all keep your cars I have a big dick. You not black are you?
lookwhaticando Posted 29 November 2007 Posted 29 November 2007 I thought sex on tap was every day . Sex on tape, maybe... Being single is great because you can argue with other blokes about who owns the better car. That's the conclusion I've drawn by reading this thread in its entirety.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 29 November 2007 Posted 29 November 2007 ............because if a bird turns you down you dont give a fook and move on to the next bird ............becuase you have heaps of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ...........becuase you have more time to go out on weekends away or going out with mates ............because you don't have a big thumb print on your forehead
Daggers Posted 29 November 2007 Posted 29 November 2007 That reminds me of a quote from Seinfeld about Kramer that I can't be bothered to look up. Was it "Dammit Kramer - you are one big fat racist mother****er!"? Ah no, that'll just be something I made up after watching this
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 November 2007 Posted 29 November 2007 Was it "Dammit Kramer - you are one big fat racist mother****er!"?Ah no, that'll just be something I made up after watching this That didn't happen. Go away.
The People's Hero Posted 29 November 2007 Posted 29 November 2007 It's great being single because...You can shag who the fook you like It doesn't quite work that way. See - we have this concept of 'consent' - it's kind of key.
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