Manwell Pablo Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Walkers, being called Walkers, despite never having actually been there (the Walkers)???? Discuss.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 People replying to threads they don't like with posts along the lines of: What a pointless thread
Fez of Mahrez Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 The song Ironic containing virtually no ironies.
James. Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Quit Yo Jibba Jabba Fool calling himself Quit Yo Jibba Jabba Fool.
James. Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 The song Ironic containing virtually no ironies. Do you reckon she meant that? Bollocks did she.
Alexikokopops Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Do you reckon she meant that?Bollocks did she. She claims she does now. What a load of balls.
Babylon Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 "There's nothing ironic about being stuck in a traffic jam when you're late for something. Unless you're a town planner. If you were a town planner and you were on your way to a seminar of town planners at which you were giving a talk on how you solved the problem of traffic congestion in your area, couldn't get to it because you were stuck in a traffic jam, that'd be well ironic." "Rain on your wedding day is ironic only if marrying a weatherman and he set the date." "A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break, that's inconsiderate office management. A no-smoking sign in a cigarette factory - irony."
Tommy G Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 "There's nothing ironic about being stuck in a traffic jam when you're late for something. Unless you're a town planner. If you were a town planner and you were on your way to a seminar of town planners at which you were giving a talk on how you solved the problem of traffic congestion in your area, couldn't get to it because you were stuck in a traffic jam, that'd be well ironic.""Rain on your wedding day is ironic only if marrying a weatherman and he set the date." "A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break, that's inconsiderate office management. A no-smoking sign in a cigarette factory - irony." Err sorry what? You didnt just type that all out did you?
Alexikokopops Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 "There's nothing ironic about being stuck in a traffic jam when you're late for something. Unless you're a town planner. If you were a town planner and you were on your way to a seminar of town planners at which you were giving a talk on how you solved the problem of traffic congestion in your area, couldn't get to it because you were stuck in a traffic jam, that'd be well ironic.""Rain on your wedding day is ironic only if marrying a weatherman and he set the date." "A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break, that's inconsiderate office management. A no-smoking sign in a cigarette factory - irony." Ed Byrne?
Manwell Pablo Posted 5 February 2008 Author Posted 5 February 2008 Ed Byrne? "Ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife? That's not ironic either, that's just fooking weird. But of course, if you did have ten thousand spoons when all you needed was a knife, and then the next day you discovered that actually a spoon would have done the job just as well, now that would be ironic" "Now do you know what IS ironic? A stupid, whiny Canadian bint writing a song called 'Ironic' which goes on to become a massive worldwide hit despite her not having the faintest idea what irony actually is. Now that's bleedin' ironic." It certainly is Ed Byrne.
Dr The Singh Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 It's been months since you've had sex, and on a night out you 'pull' and take her home for a shag and as things get steamy you get 'lovers droop'!!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 5 February 2008 Author Posted 5 February 2008 It's been months since you've had sex, and on a night out you 'pull' and take her home for a shag and as things get steamy you get 'lovers droop'!!! Are you married to Alanis Morissette?
Steven Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 It's been months since you've had sex, and on a night out you 'pull' and take her home for a shag and as things get steamy you get 'lovers droop'!!! Are you stalking me.
Dr The Singh Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Are you stalking me. Turn around, and i'll wave to you!!!
Dr The Singh Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Are you married to Alanis Morissette? It's Mrs Singh to you!!! To be honest I wouldn't having her as my 'sugar mommy' at the mo, Mrs Singh has finally got me to by a 'people carrier' to drive her and the kids around!!!
Master Fox Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 It's Mrs Singh to you!!! To be honest I wouldn't having her as my 'sugar mommy' at the mo, Mrs Singh has finally got me to by a 'people carrier' to drive her and the kids around!!! Get an Espace!!!!!!
Cat Burger Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Rain on your wedding day is supposed to be a sign of fothcoming fertility and fortune. Suck on that sperm count Morrissette.
Dr The Singh Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 Get an Espace!!!!!! According to Mrs Singh it's too big for her to drive, saying that every fooking car, barring bmw convertibles are too big for her to drive and park!! I think I should get myself a new wife, is Alanis still available!!!
Daggers Posted 5 February 2008 Posted 5 February 2008 People replying to threads they don't like with posts along the lines of:What a pointless thread Intimating the previous poster was incredibly stupid by sticking a rollyeyes into a post
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