Samilktray Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 I needs me a pre-match ritual.It's what all the cool cats have. Ideas? Masturbate with a sock, 4 hours and 21 minutes prior to kick off.
lildave3 Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Masturbate with a sock, 4 hours and 21 minutes prior to kick off. That's enough from you. Stars.
Tommeh Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Quick update: Tevez is fooked (bday meal tonight) and has just gone town to get even more mashed, so seeing him will be very interesting tomorrow, if he even makes it. Whereas me being the seasoned professional have come back early set for a 1am bedtime.....
lildave3 Posted 16 May 2008 Posted 16 May 2008 Quick update: Tevez is fooked (bday meal tonight) and has just gone town to get even more mashed, so seeing him will be very interesting tomorrow, if he even makes it.Whereas me being the seasoned professional have come back early set for a 1am bedtime..... Me in goal, I can see it now.
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 May 2008 Author Posted 17 May 2008 This thread keeps getting funnier. All we need now is JME to pull up in the first 5 minutes and we might actually get a result.
General Smuts Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Boss you'll be pleased to know at least one of your team will not be too hungover. I only started drinking at half 11 and am stopping to get some shuteye ready for work in the morning.
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 May 2008 Author Posted 17 May 2008 Boss you'll be pleased to know at least one of your team will not be too hungover. I only started drinking at half 11 and am stopping to get some shuteye ready for work in the morning. Teachers pet, I've had 1 1/2 bottles of wine. Your dropped.
General Smuts Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Teachers pet, I've had 1 1/2 bottles of wine.Your dropped. I finished at 11 and am working from 6, my pre match hangover was never going to be as full blown as id have liked im afraid.
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 May 2008 Author Posted 17 May 2008 I finished at 11 and am working from 6, my pre match hangover was never going to be as full blown as id have liked im afraid. Wharever, I still think your a light weight. bed time I think much to do in the AM. I actually have a game plan tomorrow (no gurantees it will work, they are a pretty good side) will speak to you all tomorrow
Finnegan Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 I've just tested my wits and agility against a mothafookin' tarantula so I'm primed and ready. What's with the U21s!? We might actually outnumber them.
General Smuts Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Wharever, I still think your a light weight.bed time I think much to do in the AM. I actually have a game plan tomorrow (no gurantees it will work, they are a pretty good side) will speak to you all tomorrow Sorry boss, hope i can redeem myself after the match. I've just tested my wits and agility against a mothafookin' tarantula so I'm primed and ready.What's with the U21s!? We might actually outnumber them.
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 May 2008 Author Posted 17 May 2008 One more thing, ANYONE HAS ANY GOALIE GLOVES PLEASE BRING THEM DOWN. Thank you!!
Tommy G Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Bert sort it out son we need you. This game is going to be closer than I original thought.Revising for GCSE'S School on a saturday sickening. THIS IS NO FRIENDLY!! Me and Tevez seperated Tommy G step up to the plate. Im sure he will play a blinder...I have faith. Dear O Dear the U21's are dropping like flies, do we actually have any subs?? After many years of playing football together Maybes, there is no problem... there is some core understanding between us!! Hopefully... I am afraid if the GK situation gets messy I am not going In goal, I'm an abserloute shambles
Tevez Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Our U21 teams feels like me having 2 bullets in me tommy gun against the japanese. Never-the-less i've been in worser situations and to save fuss, i don't mind staying in goal full 90. Will someone keep me occupied though?
Scow Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Just got in now and still drunk. It's looking good. Wahey!
Guest Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Just got in now and still drunk. It's that, or you've wet the bed.
Tommy G Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Our U21 teams feels like me having 2 bullets in me tommy gun against the japanese.Never-the-less i've been in worser situations and to save fuss, i don't mind staying in goal full 90. Will someone keep me occupied though? I hope your still not pissed by the time we KO!!
lildave3 Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 I hope your still not pissed by the time we KO!! It doesn't matter if he is, you won't let them by will you.
Dames Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Revising on a Saturday?Absolute shambles. Absolutely disgusting isn't it.
Koke Posted 17 May 2008 Posted 17 May 2008 Revising on a Saturday?Absolute shambles. It's a criminal offence.
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