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Steak and BJ Day

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Do Hallmark make boxes of commemorative tissues?

I believe to enter in the true essence of the day both items require ingesting

Posted
This is a brillant idea

14th of March my birthday + steak + bj can life get any better :dunno:

You should be getting steak and a bj on your birthday anyway, regardless.

Sort your life out mate, I mean, come on.

It's Friday. That alone is enough for me to convince Fez to play my skin flute tonight.

Posted
You should be getting steak and a bj on your birthday anyway, regardless.

Sort your life out mate, I mean, come on.

It's Friday. That alone is enough for me to convince Fez to play my skin flute tonight.

The pink oboe you could say.

Posted
The pink oboe you could say.

I do say.

So called because it's usually administered by a h'obo(e) for a small fee (can of kestrel super).

Love it.

Alex - you up for menage a trois tonight?

Posted
I do say.

So called because it's usually administered by a h'obo(e) for a small fee (can of kestrel super).

Love it.

Alex - you up for menage a trois tonight?

Only if it can be at my Union.

The reasons are twofold:

1) I'm lazy

2) I have a pre-tour social

Look forward to our skin/pink orchestra.

Posted
Only if it can be at my Union.

The reasons are twofold:

1) I'm lazy

2) I have a pre-tour social

Look forward to our skin/pink orchestra.

You'll have to ask Fez, I'm conductor of the Swan Lesta Orchestra.

Fez is playing the role of 'cum-slut'.

Posted

I can't go anywhere this weekend.

I have enough money for

1xbottle of red wine

4xcans of carling

1x20 deck of richmond

1x Cheeseburger

and enough charm for

1x bottle of rose wine payed for by mrs

1x Chinease payed for by mrs

This is going to be a couple of days to remember.

Posted
I can't go anywhere this weekend.

I have enough money for

1xbottle of red wine

4xcans of carling

1x20 deck of richmond

1x Cheeseburger

and enough charm for

1x bottle of rose wine payed for by mrs

1x Chinease payed for by mrs

This is going to be a couple of days to remember.

So you're NOT the Charmless Man that Blur sang about?

Must be Brett out of Suede afterall then.

Posted
I don't really think a Blamonge Jelly is going to make a very nice dessert for steak?

What's that called? It's something like 'cum-swapping' isn't it?.

Anyway, not my thing - but fair play to you for enjoying it and feeling confident enough to state it publicly :thumbup:

Posted
So you're NOT the Charmless Man that Blur sang about?

Must be Brett out of Suede afterall then.

You think just because I know my claret from my beaujolais I am The "Charmless man" no sir, for one I wasn't educated the expensive way.

EDIT: quite clearly not in fact

Posted
It is national Pi day today too (learnt one thing at school today :P )

We're having pie for tea tonight to celebrate.

Posted
This is a brillant idea

14th of March my birthday + steak + bj can life get any better :dunno:

Maybe Leicester could win a game for you as well! :giggle:

Posted
Maybe Leicester could win a game for you as well! :giggle:

Well, they obliged. :thumbup:

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