Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
Fez of Mahrez

Secret Diary of Milan Mandaric (aged 69 1/3)

Recommended Posts

Posted

8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

Posted
8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

:giggle: Amusing.

Posted
8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

:crylaugh:

Posted

icon6.gifSo where did you find his diary Fez?

I await a Saturday in the Life of an LCFC fan :thumbup:

Posted
8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

[ultra]

A valient attempt a humour spoilt by the fact that I didn't wright it and I wish I had.

[ultra/]

Posted
8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

Very good :giggle:

Posted
8am: Woke up, drive into work. drive through Eyres Monsell, remind me of home.

9am: Arrive work. Two young men outside. Not know who they are. Let them in. Give them squad numbers.

9.30am: Have breakfast, sack manager.

10am: Meet with sponsor. Discuss plans for club. They talk about us promote to League One this season. I smile. Agree.

11am: Go on Sky Sports News. Talk about rugby league challenge cup final.

11.30am: Agent call me, say he have great player from Uzbekistan. I say we sign. Send us contract and video. Forget video. Just contract.

12pm: Start lunch, appoint new manager.

12.05pm: Eat Muller lite, taste nice, have big argument with new manager.

12.10pm: Have some orange juice, sack manager.

12:30pm: Appoint new manager. Talk at press conference about the new Harry.

1.30pm: Put guff on website about loyal fans.

2pm: Send out free tickets.

2.30pm: Sign player. Not know who he is. Think maybe chef from hotel on London Road.

2.50pm: Pick team for game.

5pm: We lose. I give thumbs up to fans.

6pm: Sign player. Fourteen caps for Ecuador Under-18s ten years ago. Proclaim him new saviour on website. Fans love that.

7pm: Sky Sports News again. Talk about Tiger Woods' dominance of golf.

8pm: Dinner with Harry. Wish was still at Portsmouth.

10pm: Go bed.

Didn't know whether to laugh til I cried or cry til I laughed.

That's so Leicester City. What a soap opera this season would have made. :D:thumbup:

Posted

poor Milan. Thinking about it, i don't think he's done much wrong to this club. Which could be completely wrong, but i can't think of any absolute catastrophies (yet anyway).

Posted
poor Milan. Thinking about it, i don't think he's done much wrong to this club. Which could be completely wrong, but i can't think of any absolute catastrophies (yet anyway).

Milan should send you a complimentary season ticket for that comment. :thumbup::crylaugh:

Posted
Milan should send you a complimentary season ticket for that comment. :thumbup::crylaugh:

nah i'm alright :giggle:

what i mean is, appointing Ollie seemed good, Megson did OK and we got a profit, Kelly and Worthington had to go which he did, we've spent a lot of money on decent players etc etc. we're 1 messed up club and MM brings insecurity, but i don't think his decisions have ever been blatantly wrong

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...