Uncle Albert Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 tbh I'd have it off with one of these. You disgust me.
LeeCovFox Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 tbh I'd have it off with one of these. At least put some lippy and a wig on it first.
Thracian Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Well there is fettishes, which are normal. Such as having sex with your shoes on or something?But nobbing ur car is taking it way too far Does having sex with your shoes on constitute a fettish? Aren't call girls portrayed as always wearing their shoes? Now if you had shoe-shaped condoms that might amount to a fetish. I did once purchase a shoe-shaped dildo which had a little heel on it so designed, I presume, to add to the lady's potential enjoyment. But I can't imagine the simple fact of keeping my trainers on would make any pinball lights start flashing.
Jordan Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Ha. It's not me and it's not true because nobody from Missouri would say he "fancies" a car but wouldn't tell his "Mum" about it!
LeeCovFox Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Ha.It's not me and it's not true because nobody from Missouri would say he "fancies" a car but wouldn't tell his "Mum" about it! Thats the magazine paraphrasing. Bloody Americans eh?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Has anyone stopped to consider the car's feelings in all of this? Hmmm?
Number 6 Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 how is he going to feel when it has it's MOT, cheating little hussy.
LeeCovFox Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 What does he do with the 'male' car? Suck the gear stick until the windscreen cleaning fluid spurts out?
LeeCovFox Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Instead of KY Jelly, he'll need some of this: Yes Jordan. 'He'll' need some of that.
LeeCovFox Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Mods, please change my user name to "Not Jordan!" It really is the most unfortunate coincidence.
DB11 Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Now he has spent a further £200 on a “boy” car, a Trans Am he calls Todd, and is experimenting with a “gay” relationship.Jordan says: “He’s very masculine. When I first bought him, I felt like I was cheating on Ingo, but now we all work well together.
lookwhaticando Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Well there is fettishes, which are normal. Such as having sex with your shoes on or something?But nobbing ur car is taking it way too far Who are you to say something is being taken too far? I fail to see how sexual intercourse with an inanimate object could possibly be of questionable legitimacy. Some people engage with blow-up dolls and the like... girls enjoy themselves with the assistance of a cucumber or perhaps a bit of silicone. How is a car any different? It's a bit bigger and a bit harder to conceal, and hence much harder to keep it private - but so long as you do keep it private, what harm is being done? If he went around porking pipes all around town in broad daylight, then yeah, that's highly dubious and likely to end up with him spending some time in a different kind of 'gay' relationship (with a bloke named Bubba, in the cells). Like the bloke who was caught deflowering a metal fence all those months ago...
Benjani Posted 27 May 2008 Author Posted 27 May 2008 This is actually on TV tomorrow if anyone wants to watch I was looking at what time the England game kicked off on Sky and saw that this program follows the game on Channel 5 at 10PM. Haha http://www.radiotimes.com/ListingsServlet?...ls_fullpage.jsp
Tommy G Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Who are you to say something is being taken too far? I fail to see how sexual intercourse with an inanimate object could possibly be of questionable legitimacy. Some people engage with blow-up dolls and the like... girls enjoy themselves with the assistance of a cucumber or perhaps a bit of silicone. How is a car any different? It's a bit bigger and a bit harder to conceal, and hence much harder to keep it private - but so long as you do keep it private, what harm is being done? If he went around porking pipes all around town in broad daylight, then yeah, that's highly dubious and likely to end up with him spending some time in a different kind of 'gay' relationship (with a bloke named Bubba, in the cells). Like the bloke who was caught deflowering a metal fence all those months ago... Touched a nerve? you could of possibly picked anyone's remark out but coincidently you picked mine out eh? Typical. Wouldn't surprise me if you went round frolocking cars, you're a bit odd so this is perhaps why it doesn't seem particularly strange to you I'm sorry but this kind of act is defenceless. I'm sure 90% of people would agree. Now stop being a bellend
James. Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 I thought this had to be a MasterFox special.... I want to have sex with your signature.
Samilktray Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 Does having sex with your shoes on constitute a fettish? Aren't call girls portrayed as always wearing their shoes? Now if you had shoe-shaped condoms that might amount to a fetish. I did once purchase a shoe-shaped dildo which had a little heel on it so designed, I presume, to add to the lady's potential enjoyment. But I can't imagine the simple fact of keeping my trainers on would make any pinball lights start flashing. Why did you purchase this? Not for you i hope.
Tommy G Posted 27 May 2008 Posted 27 May 2008 I love the comma in went. Sorry it's been a hard day at work, perhaps you could be my personal English teacher Mr Perfect? Or would that disturb your ritual of 70 posts on here a day?
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