The man who has sex with his car

[lildave3]

Sorry it's been a hard day at work, perhaps you could be my personal English teacher Mr Perfect? Or would that disturb your ritual of 70 posts on here a day?

It would actually, I think i'll pass

[Raj]

I want to have sex with your signature.

That bloody Hippy General Smut did it...with the help of the artist formerly known as Daggers!!!

Im waiting for the Euphoria of Jean Tigana being named our manager and then i can delete it without no one noticing!!!

[Thracian]

Why did you purchase this?

Not for you i hope.

Nothing against em but I can't say I've ever been a dildo enthusiast. However, erotic antiques/collectables are much sought after and I'll buy as many as I can afford at the right price.

[coale39]

Nothing against em but I can't say I've ever been a dildo enthusiast. However, erotic antiques/collectables are much sought after and I'll buy as many as I can afford at the right price.

You buy used dildos?

[Mikey]

Does having sex with your shoes on constitute a fettish? Aren't call girls portrayed as always wearing their shoes?

Now if you had shoe-shaped condoms that might amount to a fetish.

I did once purchase a shoe-shaped dildo which had a little heel on it so designed, I presume, to add to the lady's potential enjoyment.

But I can't imagine the simple fact of keeping my trainers on would make any pinball lights start flashing.

You monster

Did the wife appreciate the gift?

It would actually, I think i'll pass

On a shoe-shaped dildo? Courtesy of thracianator?

[lildave3]

You monster

Did the wife appreciate the gift?

On a shoe-shaped dildo? Courtesy of thracianator?

Potter or Damo?

[potter3]

Potter or Damo?

Damo...

[sdb]

you've gotta have pretty decent gurth to penetrate a exhaust pipe! the guy's obviously a legend!!

[Samilktray]

Nothing against em but I can't say I've ever been a dildo enthusiast. However, erotic antiques/collectables are much sought after and I'll buy as many as I can afford at the right price.

Your just a closet freak.

[The Reverend]

Does having sex with your shoes on constitute a fettish? Aren't call girls portrayed as always wearing their shoes?

Now if you had shoe-shaped condoms that might amount to a fetish.

I did once purchase a shoe-shaped dildo which had a little heel on it so designed, I presume, to add to the lady's potential enjoyment.

But I can't imagine the simple fact of keeping my trainers on would make any pinball lights start flashing.

Whoa there sir! Christ!

Anyway, this is slightyl strange. Each to their own and all that bollocks but come one. A fcking car?

At least he wore a Jonny - i've heard carmydia is on the rise.

[Thracian]

You buy used dildos?

When you've cleared houses of the terminally ill or recently deceased I can assure you that the odd dildo wouldn't even register on the danger scale.

Seems to me the cleaner we get the more devilish germs there are to worry about.

In fact I'd rather clear one of the houses I've mentioned than ever go near a hospital.

[AoWW]

Touched a nerve? you could of possibly picked anyone's remark out but coincidently you picked mine out eh?

Typical.

Wouldn't surprise me if you went round frolocking cars, you're a bit odd so this is perhaps why it doesn't seem particularly strange to you

I'm sorry but this kind of act is defenceless. I'm sure 90% of people would agree. Now stop being a bellend

I imagine your comment was the one he chose to quote because it was by far the most condescending and twatish. As for, "you're a bit odd"... pot, kettle and black springs to mind!

Sorry it's been a hard day at work, perhaps you could be my personal English teacher Mr Perfect? Or would that disturb your ritual of 70 posts on here a day?

Now who's being a bellend?

[Trav Le Bleu]

Has anyone considered that he doesn't have sex with his car and that he's just an attention seeker with a sense of humour (albeit a weird one)

[Maybes]

Has anyone considered that he doesn't have sex with his car and that he's just an attention seeker with a sense of humour (albeit a weird one)

Dont be silly

[coale39]

I cant believe my ex is sleeping around. Bitch.

[Jordan]

It's almost 80 degrees F (26 degrees C) here, sunny with a gentle westerly breeze.

I think I'm gonna f**k a convertible today.

[MikeyT]

Do you think he's ever cheated on it?

Y'know with a hotter new model?

[The Stig]

I've been avaoiding this thread for the last few days. I now wish I had, very disturbing, not really the story, just the conversation!

[hairy]

It's almost 80 degrees F (26 degrees C) here, sunny with a gentle westerly breeze.

I think I'm gonna f**k a convertible today.

Slag! What about the VW? You know it has feelings.

[Fox You Forest]

Slag! What about the VW? You know it has feelings.

Must be ashamed when people ask him where he met his girlfriend and he replies "Auto-Trader".

[lookwhaticando]

Touched a nerve? you could of possibly picked anyone's remark out but coincidently you picked mine out eh?

Typical.

Wouldn't surprise me if you went round frolocking cars, you're a bit odd so this is perhaps why it doesn't seem particularly strange to you

I'm sorry but this kind of act is defenceless. I'm sure 90% of people would agree. Now stop being a bellend

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The only thing typical about this sequence of events is that you believe you're being targeted explicitly by me. I chose to comment on your little pearler of a post because of the content, not because of the poster. If anyone else would have suggested that somehow this is all wrong, I'd have replied with exactly the same message.

For someone seemingly so confident, you sure do have something of a persecution complex. It's not all about you, Tommy.

So, without further ado, let's get down to the details.

What's the difference between having sex with a blow-up doll (inanimate object) and having sex with a car (another inanimate object)? Is there really much of a difference? Sure, the doll is a little more like real sex - but it's still an inanimate object.

Sure, it's a little odd (like me, I guess) but that doesn't make it wrong. Some people pick their nose and eat it - that's odd, it's not necessarily wrong. You said it was wrong ('taken too far'). Which reminds me... show me where exactly I said it didn't seem so strange.

Further more, I don't see 90% of respondents in this topic saying it's a defenceless act... most people are taking it with a sense of humour. That to me suggests they don't really find the concept to be totally repulsive as you suggest. Try starting a topic about a bloke who sleeps with 10 year old girls and I somehow doubt the replies would be as they are in here - that's a genuinely 'defenceless' act in the eyes of 99% of folk.

I imagine your comment was the one he chose to quote because it was by far the most condescending and twatish. As for, "you're a bit odd"... pot, kettle and black springs to mind!

Now who's being a bellend?

:laugh:

[Tommy G]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The only thing typical about this sequence of events is that you believe you're being targeted explicitly by me. I chose to comment on your little pearler of a post because of the content, not because of the poster. If anyone else would have suggested that somehow this is all wrong, I'd have replied with exactly the same message.

For someone seemingly so confident, you sure do have something of a persecution complex. It's not all about you, Tommy.

So, without further ado, let's get down to the details.

What's the difference between having sex with a blow-up doll (inanimate object) and having sex with a car (another inanimate object)? Is there really much of a difference? Sure, the doll is a little more like real sex - but it's still an inanimate object.

Sure, it's a little odd (like me, I guess) but that doesn't make it wrong. Some people pick their nose and eat it - that's odd, it's not necessarily wrong. You said it was wrong ('taken too far'). Which reminds me... show me where exactly I said it didn't seem so strange.

Further more, I don't see 90% of respondents in this topic saying it's a defenceless act... most people are taking it with a sense of humour. That to me suggests they don't really find the concept to be totally repulsive as you suggest. Try starting a topic about a bloke who sleeps with 10 year old girls and I somehow doubt the replies would be as they are in here - that's a genuinely 'defenceless' act in the eyes of 99% of folk.

I still think you sleep with cars

[The People's Hero]

I still think you sleep with cars

I heard you got turned down last night by a rusty old nova.

[Tommy G]

I heard you got turned down last night by a rusty old nova.

No it was actually a micra..your mum was driving it

[The People's Hero]

No it was actually a micra..your mum was driving it

Haha! You got turned down by my mum's car!