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My nickname at work is "New Guy" (always pronounced in an American accent) even though I've been there longer than all the people that call me it, after a hilarious restaurant caper a couple of months ago.

It's a pretty good nickname actually, except this one goober who always sounds like he's saying "Nougat".

The good old days were two summers ago. I was working at the hospital, Knighton Matt was still about. Transfer Targets With Our Millions. That thread where we all had different countries and we were declaring war on each other. That was brilliant. It's rubbish these days compared to that.

Was I here two summers ago? I don't think I was.

...

You're blaming me for ruining FT :o

I can't deny it.

I weren't on the list!

That's probably why I missed you then.

See, I can read.

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The brown bin is for green waste, not League Two footballers!

He's been lurking in North Kesteven (proof it's better than South Kesteven)

You'll probably hate my statii, I believe I'm the only person who understands them.

this is not true, as the lincoln city goal keeping coach, and landlord of my local, will testify. anyway louis dodds seems as thick as pig shit, which would explain the north kesteven thing i guess

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this is not true, as the lincoln city goal keeping coach, and landlord of my local, will testify. anyway louis dodds seems as thick as pig shit, which would explain the north kesteven thing i guess

I do NOT want to be around when Thracian reads that!!!

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The brown bin is for green waste, not League Two footballers!

He's been lurking in North Kesteven (proof it's better than South Kesteven)

You'll probably hate my statii, I believe I'm the only person who understands them.

Hmmm..jut checked, you're right I don't get it but I'll live with it.

Unlike some girls who put...is thinking last night was wkd oommmgggg katie lmao, how funny babes!!!...fook off to Bebo, tarts.

changed mine while I was online, same old shite

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I must admit the reason I went into Ft retirement for 6 months was because it had become a bit shit and tiresome on here but was still kept up to speed via the gift of Stez, it's a lot better these days with a refreshed pair of eyes.

The Shed thread.......

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today posted by mate at work

is feeling so fresh u could put me in a tumble dryer with your sheets and they would come out smelling like a meadow.

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Hmmm..jut checked, you're right I don't get it but I'll live with it.

Unlike some girls who put...is thinking last night was wkd oommmgggg katie lmao, how funny babes!!!...fook off to Bebo, tarts.

changed mine while I was online, same old shite

Dont underestimate the perving powers of Bebo.

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I weren't on the list!

was I in?

I know I rarely post anything worthwhile but I did miss from point blank range on purpose so you claimed the equaliser at 2-2 in the recent tb-ft match

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today posted by mate at work

is feeling so fresh u could put me in a tumble dryer with your sheets and they would come out smelling like a meadow.

:clap:

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A salmon pink shirt???!!!!

it was a, sort of, light orange. he wanted a jwad one, i could see it in his eyes.

anway scrap the hotel stuff, just have benny and miss diane off of crossroads motel

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this is not true, as the lincoln city goal keeping coach, and landlord of my local, will testify. anyway louis dodds seems as thick as pig shit, which would explain the north kesteven thing i guess

So mean :cry:

Hmmm..jut checked, you're right I don't get it but I'll live with it.

Unlike some girls who put...is thinking last night was wkd oommmgggg katie lmao, how funny babes!!!...fook off to Bebo, tarts.

changed mine while I was online, same old shite

My statii are invariably ridiculous, but at least they're not ridiculously annoying :thumbup:

Seriously, what was that thread called with the countries and the declaring war and TPH had an African country? It was at least a year ago.

I really wish I knew.

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Seriously, what was that thread called with the countries and the declaring war and TPH had an African country? It was at least a year ago.

I started the thread I think.

The premise was everybody chose a country and we all went to war.

It probably got closed because we were having a bit of fun and not:

a) focussing on how sh it LCFC are/were.

b) speculating that we might appoint a manager well out of our reach... ZOMG IVE JUS HURD ITS RUDE HULITTT!!!

c) a poll about how brilliant kaebi is/must be/isn't/might not be.

d) Strongly agree.

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Excellent work Mark!! This is what we pay our licence fee for... err...

I was just trawling through all of TPH's General Chat topics from the past two years trying to find it.

60% FAO [random bird]

25% What he's having for lunch

10% Complaints about mods

4% Interesting and informative ornithological topics

1% Strongly agree

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Excellent work Mark!! This is what we pay our licence fee for... err...

I was just trawling through all of TPH's General Chat topics from the past two years trying to find it.

60% FAO [random bird]

25% What he's having for lunch

10% Complaints about mods

4% Interesting and informative ornithological topics

1% Strongly agree

My lunches have been pretty mediocre recently.

I'm saddened by this.

We must have a lunch thread tomorrow. I'll write Claire a note asking her to put me together something impressive.

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Excellent work Mark!! This is what we pay our licence fee for... err...

I was just trawling through all of TPH's General Chat topics from the past two years trying to find it.

60% FAO [random bird]

25% What he's having for lunch

10% Complaints about mods

4% Interesting and informative ornithological topics

1% Strongly agree

only 10? hmmmm interesting

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