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What's the funniest you've ever noticed?

Mine are both by the same person who is a member of this forum but will remain nameless...

Firstly there was the ongoing saga of his washing machine which he updated every five minutes to inform everyone of the latest developments. I think Channel 4 executives were negotiating for the rights to broadcast it live during the day on E4.

Then recently he announced he was boycotting Tescos because their new car park layout. :crylaugh:

Anyway, these things shouldn't go unappreciated, I laughed out loud at both and got looked at funny at work.

lol

Would love to know who this is.

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So let's play the sleuth.

lildave3 will be one of them.

Who are the remaining four though?

Obviously Joe. is your life partner and as such must take one of the berths. Leaving three... I've noticed a lot of homosexual overtones to your verbal jousting with the bizarrely-monikered 'Samilktray'. I have a feeling he is considering leaving Ched for you.

Dunno who the other two are.

Me and ol' Milky are set to emigrate, i'm all packed.

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JonnyFox, give us a post.

Don't be so shy.

Nationwider's just put the kettle on and he makes a cracking brew.

Milk no sugar please.

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:thumbup:

I am the anonymous poster so of course LD3 meant me as well :whistle:

You have only just returned, you need to work your way up.

When I was a new guy around here, I recall you and TPH battling for that 10k honour.

So much has changed since. So much.

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Louis Dodds' Facebook photo is cracking, the one of him hiding in a wheelie bin (from Thracian).

The brown bin is for green waste, not League Two footballers!

He's been lurking in North Kesteven (proof it's better than South Kesteven)

Hate it when people put things which only about 3 people will understand.

My current one is along those lines though - outlining the fact I saw a rather nice young lady's passport on the floor in a club on satdee night and returned it to her. Obviously wasn't looking for anything in exchange. And probably only 4 people actaully understand what I'm saying! Will be cahnged when I can be arsed to log in.

You'll probably hate my statii, I believe I'm the only person who understands them.

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So let's play the sleuth.

lildave3 will be one of them.

Who are the remaining four though?

Obviously Joe. is your life partner and as such must take one of the berths. Leaving three... I've noticed a lot of homosexual overtones to your verbal jousting with the bizarrely-monikered 'Samilktray'. I have a feeling he is considering leaving Ched for you.

Dunno who the other two are.

It aint me, that's for sure. :angry:

My friends 1 year old has just grown out of his trainers, you can bollocks if you think i'm going to give you them now.

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Erm... Where are we going ?

Gretna apparently.

Which can mean one of only three things.

a) You're going to buy a 'now' struggling football club.

b) You're going to marry lildave3 and consummate the marriage there and then. You filthy bastards.

c) Strongly Agree.

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Gretna apparently.

Which can mean one of only three things.

a) You're going to buy a 'now' struggling football club.

b) You're going to marry lildave3 and consummate the marriage there and then. You filthy bastards.

c) Strongly Agree.

Ill go for these reasons.

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Erm... Where are we going ?

Angola, just for you.

It aint me, that's for sure. :angry:

My friends 1 year old has just grown out of his trainers, you can bollocks if you think i'm going to give you them now.

Why wouldn't it be you Berty?

It turns out, i've missed alot of names on that list. I did not see neither you or Joe.

Gretna apparently.

Which can mean one of only three things.

a) You're going to buy a 'now' struggling football club.

b) You're going to marry lildave3 and consummate the marriage there and then. You filthy bastards.

c) Strongly Agree.

And why can't it mean all 3?! EH?!

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You have only just returned, you need to work your way up.

When I was a new guy around here, I recall you and TPH battling for that 10k honour.

So much has changed since. So much.

My nickname at work is "New Guy" (always pronounced in an American accent) even though I've been there longer than all the people that call me it, after a hilarious restaurant caper a couple of months ago.

It's a pretty good nickname actually, except this one goober who always sounds like he's saying "Nougat".

The good old days were two summers ago. I was working at the hospital, Knighton Matt was still about. Transfer Targets With Our Millions. That thread where we all had different countries and we were declaring war on each other. That was brilliant. It's rubbish these days compared to that.

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You have only just returned, you need to work your way up.

When I was a new guy around here, I recall you and TPH battling for that 10k honour.

So much has changed since. So much.

Ouch!

The brown bin is for green waste, not League Two footballers!

He's been lurking in North Kesteven (proof it's better than South Kesteven)

You'll probably hate my statii, I believe I'm the only person who understands them.

And ouch again

Posted
Why wouldn't it be you Berty?

It turns out, i've missed alot of names on that list. I did not see neither you or Joe.

I weren't on the list!

Posted
The good old days were two summers ago. I was working at the hospital, Knighton Matt was still about. Transfer Targets With Our Millions. That thread where we all had different countries and we were declaring war on each other. That was brilliant. It's rubbish these days compared to that.

I wish I knew what you were talking about.

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My nickname at work is "New Guy" (always pronounced in an American accent) even though I've been there longer than all the people that call me it, after a hilarious restaurant caper a couple of months ago.

It's a pretty good nickname actually, except this one goober who always sounds like he's saying "Nougat".

The good old days were two summers ago. I was working at the hospital, Knighton Matt was still about. Transfer Targets With Our Millions. That thread where we all had different countries and we were declaring war on each other. That was brilliant. It's rubbish these days compared to that.

Didn't someone actually CLOSE transfer targets with our millions?

Bastards.

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