MC Prussian Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 I have got through the world of corporate working by :- 1) Making a friend within IT. Taking him/her for a beer at lunch time, and bullying him into telling me how to unlock the internet. (its all to do with 'RegEdit' ) 2) Never ever kiss arse. Maintain your integrity. I have. And now I've become the renegade loose cannon in the office, who very rarely wears a tie. 3) Never, EVER make coffee. People see this act of generosity as a weakness. 4) Park in the disabled bays in the staff car park, and watch how people make a point of emailing you with your short coming, and politely inform him/her that "We don't have any disabled employees" 5) Donot, under any circumstances EVER sleep with colleagues. It is a nightmare. Especially when there is 3 (possibly 4) people involved. 6) Post regularly on Foxestalk, occasionally stopping, whilst rubbing you head (imitating the actions of a stressed person) before continuing to type. You must remember to scowl at the screen, and not laugh at TPH's et all's jokes, and then it looks like you really really are working hard. Does getting coffee fall into the same category? :eek:
Tabou Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 Does getting coffee fall into the same category? :eek: What, Buying it ? If you buy coffee, then you become the king pin.
Ric Flair Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 He's not at all ginger I'm absolutely astounded by this comment. :laugh: This is the biggest lie I have ever heard/read. I shall now have to meet you all to prove this. Good grief. The humanity of this place.
Babylon Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 I'm absolutely astounded by this comment. :laugh: This is the biggest lie I have ever heard/read. I shall now have to meet you all to prove this. Good grief. The humanity of this place. Shut it ginger pubes.
MC Prussian Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 What, Buying it ?If you buy coffee, then you become the king pin. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not. The word "King Pin" evokes memories from my Marvel Comics Phase (aka MCP), you know. And I don't want to be known as one fat bastard.
The People's Hero Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 Where did the suggestion that Flair is ginger come from? Besides, it's more strawberry blonde...
Ric Flair Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 Where did the suggestion that Flair is ginger come from?Besides, it's more strawberry blonde... I have been known to die my hair blonde over the years, perhaps i've been spotted sporting a nasty doo, there's been a few in the past. But naturally my hair is not of the orban/carrot variety.
The People's Hero Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 I have been known to die my hair blonde over the years, perhaps i've been spotted sporting a nasty doo, there's been a few in the past. But naturally my hair is not of the orban/carrot variety. Ric Flair rhymes with Sh it Hair. Maybe that's where it's come from. I'll bet you've got a lovely barnet.
Ric Flair Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 Ric Flair rhymes with Sh it Hair.Maybe that's where it's come from. I'll bet you've got a lovely barnet. It's all rock n roll mate.
purpleronnie Posted 3 June 2008 Posted 3 June 2008 My whole wok day is made up of surfing the Internet finding out what rubbish I can clog up my apartment with. Occassionaly I get interrupted with a problem, I have a look, then get someone else to do it, and back to my PC i go. Tough job but someone has to do it. I cant believe I get paid a $hitload for this.. Ha!!!!!!
AmericanScott Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 I'd do anything to find work. Everywhere i go i get turned away like a stray dog. If anyone can find me a full time job in town or Blaby/Whetstone area i'll give you 1/3 of my first paycheck
wirralsimon Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 I've had a proper grownup job longer than you, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I hate to disappoint you, but we don't do proper grown up jobs at VM, how has it taken you this long to work it out? Simon
Kilworthfox Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 I'd do anything to find work.Everywhere i go i get turned away like a stray dog. If anyone can find me a full time job in town or Blaby/Whetstone area i'll give you 1/3 of my first paycheck What can you do? I could hook up up! 1 where can you work? Areas... Car driver etc... busses... 2 when can you work? 6-2 2-10 10-6, days, shifts 3 What have you done before? Anything? 4 What skills do you have? Any?
Daggers Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 What can you do? I could hook up up! Do you have any openings in the hard-core porn industry?
Monk Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 My whole wok day is made up of surfing the Internet finding out what rubbish I can clog up my apartment with.Occassionaly I get interrupted with a problem, I have a look, then get someone else to do it, and back to my PC i go. Tough job but someone has to do it. I cant believe I get paid a $hitload for this.. Ha!!!!!! What do you do??
Alexikokopops Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 I hate to disappoint you, but we don't do proper grown up jobs at VM, how has it taken you this long to work it out? Simon I got a slight inkling this afternoon when we started chucking balls of paper towers at each other across the office while munching on jam doughnuts.
Guest Posted 4 June 2008 Posted 4 June 2008 Apparently Lisa knows who he is.When she points him out, I'm going to hug him. You can do as you please, although it it's going to be messy please wait till I have finished hugging him. I know everyone, me. I'm omnipotent. Or is it impotent?
Kilworthfox Posted 5 June 2008 Posted 5 June 2008 Do you have any openings in the hard-core porn industry? well I only have 2 left now
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