What grinds my gears...

[Corky]

This is true and it really winds me up. Have to say, old men are just as bad though. I particularly hate people who don't even acknowledge you when you hold a door open for them. Fooking ignorant.

Right now, though, I'm hating feeling constantly sick and not being able to sleep at all.

In my experience it's the biddies that are worst. Men aren't great, but they do acknowledge you more.

[Daggers]

Constantly sick could equal pregnancy?

That or chemotherapy.

I guess one is more preferably than the other although the baldness and the weight gain is a bitch to deal with.

[Nugent]

People not cleaning up there dog's shit off the floor.

Argggggggh.

[Koke]

You must respect old ladies. It doesn't matter that they stare at you as though you've just come out of prison, or they never thank you for opening doors for them or giving up your seat on the bus, they are old and deserve respect.

It's a lesson you need to learn Kareem.

I remember once I swore in front a poor old lady and she ripped me into shreds for simply airing my frustration. I just took it on the chin - but in came my brother-in-law who's a 6'5'' brick of wall, and she genuinely felt intimidated. Held firmly onto her purse and disappeared.

We had a giggle.

[Asha]

An elderly lady once saw me with a can and called the police on me (about a year ago) for drinking alcohol underage.

I was drinking Red Bull.

But yeah they deserve respect and everything, they just label me as youth and 'assume I'm scum'.

If they treat me like a Spasbo, I'm less desperate to hold open doors for them.

[Daggers]

People not cleaning up there dog's shit off the floor.

Argggggggh.

You shouldn't let them into your house then.

[Guest]

Get lorries off the road. Clean up and utilise the canals again, someone, somewhere, improve rail infrastructure, I don't care what, but get these vehicles that are driven by absolute cockends off of our roads now, before I burst a blood vessel.

[Dr The Singh]

I remember once I swore in front a poor old lady and she ripped me into shreds for simply airing my frustration. I just took it on the chin - but in came my brother-in-law who's a 6'5'' brick of wall, and she genuinely felt intimidated. Held firmly onto her purse and disappeared.

We had a giggle.

If he came towards me after a barmy, i would feel intimidated aswell!!

[The People's Hero]

Singh.

Let's plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay KABADDI!

[Dr The Singh]

Singh.

Let's plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay KABADDI!

KABADDI!KABADDI!KABADDI!KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

KABADDI!

[The People's Hero]

Right, I'm gonna land Manga Mithapuriya's signature move on your ass!

[Dr The Singh]

Right, I'm gonna land Manga Mithapuriya's signature move on your ass!

He's playing at the Kabaddi World Cup, NEC in October, see you there!!!!

[Master Fox]

I tell you what really grinds my gears.

People grinding their gears. So annoying.

Edited 20 August 2008 by Master Fox

[MC Prussian]

People walking in front of you, only to come to a complete stop in a matter of miliseconds.

Elderly people (mostly women) doing their groceries and blocking all sides with their bags.

People examining the pavement whilst walking, when they should actually look up and PAY ATTENTION!

[Dr The Singh]

Girls who don't shag on the first date, fookin cock teasers!!!!!

[The People's Hero]

He's playing at the Kabaddi World Cup, NEC in October, see you there!!!!

I just read about Kabaddi. It involves holding your breath and holding hands and stuff.

Sounds a little bit like what Micheal Hutchence was doing that fateful day.

[Dr The Singh]

I just read about Kabaddi. It involves holding your breath and holding hands and stuff.

Sounds a little bit like what Micheal Hutchence was doing that fateful day.

You can hold my hand if you like!!!

[Tabou]

You can hold my hand if you like!!!

HAHA Singh!

In the pub quiz last night, there was a question "Which US Rapper has recently starred in his first Bollywood film"

SINGH IS KING!

[Dr The Singh]

HAHA Singh!

In the pub quiz last night, there was a question "Which US Rapper has recently starred in his first Bollywood film"

SINGH IS KING!

Snoop knows it, you know it, if only the ladies knew it!!!

[Daggers]

Girls who don't shag on the first date, fookin cock teasers!!!!!

You do like to embroider stories:

She did have sex with you, she wasn't a girl she was a rabbit and it wasn't a date - everyone else in the pet shop was quite disgusted.

[Daggers]

Recycling.

Not only is it a whole pile of unsubstantiated bollocks enacted by smug twats who wouldn't understand the science if you smacked them in the face with a ****ing whale...but the bastards drop bottles all over my ****ing drive for me to run over, pick up and cut myself on.

Recycling paper and glass? Do me a ****ing favour!

[Dr The Singh]

You do like to embroider stories:

She did have sex with you, she wasn't a girl she was a rabbit and it wasn't a date - everyone else in the pet shop was quite disgusted.

Why did you have to go and tell everyone, I was beginning to finally get some respect on this forum, and you have to go and ruin i!! By the way it wasn't as bad as you trying to get a blow job off the goldfish.....the goldfish fell for it though thinking your penis was a maggot!!!!

[Tabou]

Again , I would like to put Jo Whiley in here .

Her chainging tracks are stupid.

Grrr.

Get some people with some REAL problems on your show love, not some bird who put on a few pounds because her boyfriend looked at another woman's titties.

[The People's Hero]

Again , I would like to put Jo Whiley in here .

Her chainging tracks are stupid.

Grrr.

Get some people with some REAL problems on your show love, not some bird who put on a few pounds because her boyfriend looked at another woman's titties.

EMO!

[Jack]

Why people find it nessecary to put 'age' on the end of words at every opportunity is beyond me.