What grinds my gears...

[Guest]

Nits and worms.

The French won't notice.

[Daggers]

The French won't notice.

I care not - I did and that's all that matters. I am sitting here covered in anti-nit oil and have had to have a worm tablet with my chilled bottle of Chardonnay.

Kids are fantastic.

[Guest]

I care not - I did and that's all that matters. I am sitting here covered in anti-nit oil and have had to have a worm tablet with my chilled bottle of Chardonnay.

Kids are fantastic.

This is where a childless, and petless, future looks pretty good.

[Katy]

People putting ridiculously selfish demands on me

[jonno24]

When two people at work are obviously totally in love with each other and around everyone else they feel the need to act like children.

Like 'accidentaly' touching hands and saying what would happen if they ever got together and that there so unhappy being single. I mean for gods sake get a room and roger each other silly.

Dont reveal your sexual frustration in front of everyone at work. I actually had to take one couple to one side 2 years ago to get it sorted out. Now there expecting their second child and are getting married next january

Now it is happening again with another two people and i sigh in disbelief

[Daggers]

When two people at work are obviously totally in love with each other and around everyone else they feel the need to act like children.

I knows it - I'm a Primary teacher too

[jonno24]

I knows it - I'm a Primary teacher too

[lildave3]

When two people at work are obviously totally in love with each other and around everyone else they feel the need to act like children.

Like 'accidentaly' touching hands and saying what would happen if they ever got together and that there so unhappy being single. I mean for gods sake get a room and roger each other silly.

Dont reveal your sexual frustration in front of everyone at work. I actually had to take one couple to one side 2 years ago to get it sorted out. Now there expecting their second child and are getting married next january

Now it is happening again with another two people and i sigh in disbelief

Midway chip shop used to be brilliant.

[Fox You Forest]

I knows it - I'm a Primary teacher too

[Nationwider]

...When you go outside without any shoes and socks on and tread on a snail.

You get sound, texture and a vague warmth between your toes.

[Fox You Forest]

Just recently this has been getting right on my nerves -

Dont ask why it just does.

[Koke]

What grinds my gears?

The fact that the International community are voicing and taking actions against Robert Mugabe and Omar Al-Bashir while letting criminal Meles Zenawi attend G8 summit and do whatever the **** he wants.

Ethiopia’s TPLF regime who is better known for slaying, starving, oppressing, and sabotaging its civilians - and to add insult to injury, the c*nts receives the largest international aid in the whole continent of Africa.

I'm off for a joint or two.

[Samilktray]

I'm off for a joint or two.

[Libertine]

[Trav Le Bleu]

Oppresive political regimes spending billions on fancy pyrotechnics, laser shows, intricate wirework and gargantuan stadia.

That and the fact that London 2012's opening ceremony will be crap by comparison.

[Koke]

I missed that shit so badly. Six weeks with nothing to relax with was damn hard.

[Fox You Forest]

Oppresive political regimes spending billions on fancy pyrotechnics, laser shows, intricate wirework and gargantuan stadia.

That and the fact that London 2012's opening ceremony will be crap by comparison.

I think we should go with Del Boy and Rodney running around the track in there Batman and Robin outfits.

China pffft.

[Libertine]

I missed that shit so badly. Six weeks with nothing to relax with was damn hard.

I hear that brother.

[Fox You Forest]

I'm sorry i just cant take it anymore....

The Leading Man - Finish just one sentence with a full stop please.

[MikeyT]

I'm sorry i just cant take it anymore....

The Leading Man - Finish just one sentence with a full stop please.

Oooops sorry mate. Didnt realise i wasnt doing it.

[Red Leicester]

Two black kits in the club shop and only one of them is available. There has to be another colour they could use?

[Jack]

When people spell Leicester as 'Lesta'

[Asha]

When people spell Leicester as 'Lesta'

That's how I spell it

It's almost half the length.

[Guest]

Flu

[Daggers]

The rest of the world not being the same time as us.

I mean, shit, we invented time and we keep it at Grenwich...all these bloody foreigners should use our time and then I wouldn't be at a computer too early for the bloody match!

Stupid rest of the world.