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I won't ask. :whistle:

I wish <_<.

It was from doing power cleans on Monday night and I think I over-exerted myself. :doh:

Posted (edited)

I wish <_<.

It was from doing power cleans on Monday night and I think I over-exerted myself. :doh:

That's a woman's job ,

I know it's still close to your anniversary and that , but you should be ashamed of yourself . She's had her day of appreciation for this year !!

i did know what you meant really

:)

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Posted

text speak

the Halifax radio advert twerps

"I like old movies..like the Godfather....three....its not considered the best one....but thats just me... thats just me"

ARRRRRGGGH!!!! banghead.gif

Posted

Blockbusters' radio ad.

"No more late fees - just keep your film for £1 for each extra night."

Erm... so you pay a fee for getting it back later? :dunno:

Posted

Blockbusters' radio ad.

"No more late fees - just keep your film for £1 for each extra night."

Erm... so you pay a fee for getting it back later? :dunno:

To be fair, that's half the price of the old fees so I guess it's worth the advert - the rental business has been suffering since the internet came to the fore with films - legally and illegally.

Although technically they haven't really called them late fees for the last six or seven years, they've been claiming it's just an "extra night charge" or whatever for time. It makes people less defensive and sounds like less of an accusation (plus it encourages people to keep it longer and pay more.)

(Yes, I worked at Blockies as a student. :P )

Posted

bread can **** right off, bloody stuff lures you into a sense of security and then, bam, it's frozen together so tightly you have to jam a sharp knife down the cut region and try and pry the stuff apart.

Posted

My dog. (Well my Mum's/Household dog, won't be mine when I move out, she'll have to cope with him on her own)

Just jumped in the pond.

Gonna give it one last chance with 1 to 1 training, if that doesn't work may seriously have to look at giving him up, he's a right bastard. He's been quite easy to teach and learns well, but his obedience, e.t.c is shocking, he goes loopy when he's let outside.

Having his balls chopped soon too, so hopefully that might calm him down.

Posted

Having his balls chopped soon too, so hopefully that might calm him down.

You absolute cunt.

How would you like someone to chop your balls off?

Posted

You absolute cunt.

How would you like someone to chop your balls off?

lol

Not sure if thats serious or not. Its quite a common thing with dogs.

a) It's not my choice really, as I said it's my Mum's dog, her choice.

b) It's fact it calms dogs down in most cases.

c) He won't be needing them anyway.

Posted

U2.

Your country's in financial trouble - pay your taxes you arsewipes!

you could apply that to many rich people but the whole system is geared to the average Joe keeping his head down and payings his (or her) 'dues' (man that's a bit deep for a friday evening)

Posted

How long had she given up,and how did you find out?

4 years and she told me. She told me that's she's only smoking one or two and she really hates the taste but it hasn't fucking stopped her finishing two packets!!!!

She's only doing it out of contrariness.

If I didn't think it's the scummiest thing in the world I'd.........

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