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Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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Daggers

Daggers

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Amazon.

The one year I actually put some fcuking thought into the presents that I'm gonna get my family for Christmas, and they send me an e-mail about a processing error four weeks after I ordered the stuff. Now I'm gonna have to find some stuff in Harborough, because I don't have time to go into Leicester before Christmas, and the presents will now most likely consist of the same old shit I usually get my family. Rubbish.

:@ :@ :@

Can't you go to Blue Water?

I thought you were a Fox in Essex? :dunno:

I got everyone a delightful set of framed cigarette cards from Blue Water one year. One of them even appreciated the gift.

Fosse Boy

Fosse Boy

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Can't you go to Blue Water?

I thought you were a Fox in Essex? :dunno:

I got everyone a delightful set of framed cigarette cards from Blue Water one year. One of them even appreciated the gift.

Haha, sadly Blue Water's at the wrong end of Essex. I'm at the 'classy' end if there is such a thing. :thumbup:

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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I can't think of anything worse than going to Bluewater right now.

Actually, I can, thinking you're getting in to a nice bath and it turns out to be a very active volcano, full of lava (but no secret base to explore).

The Blur

The Blur

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Amazon.

The one year I actually put some fcuking thought into the presents that I'm gonna get my family for Christmas, and they send me an e-mail about a processing error four weeks after I ordered the stuff. Now I'm gonna have to find some stuff in Harborough, because I don't have time to go into Leicester before Christmas, and the presents will now most likely consist of the same old shit I usually get my family. Rubbish.

:@ :@ :@

Can't you show them the email and get them something small to pass the time by until Amazon deliver your presents?

BLISTERS!!! Earned one yesterday and now I feel like that dude from " The Fly" or Mohinnider from Heroes!

AoWW

AoWW

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Haha, sadly Blue Water's at the wrong end of Essex. I'm at the 'classy' end if there is such a thing. :thumbup:

The only 'classy' bits of Essex are within (literal) spitting distance of Suffolk. :D

Fosse Boy

Fosse Boy

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The only 'classy' bits of Essex are within (literal) spitting distance of Suffolk. :D

I can, and frequently do, spit on Clacton. Guess that's not quite far enough though...

Daggers

Daggers

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  • Companies changing their name and trying to make out it's a)important or b)beneficial to me.
  • Sales
  • Wankers who flock to sales to spend money they don't have on shit they don't need and will rarely use
  • Tossfaced mongbuckets who camp out all hours in the cold for the doors to open for a sale

All of the above can be wrapped up in: Xmas adverts and local news bulletins :@

AoWW

AoWW

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The extortionate prices of hotel mini-bars. *ponders where nearest off-licence is* :ph34r:

Guest

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Having to consume an entire bottle of wine by oneself, because the other half prefers red to pink.

:cheers:

AoWW

AoWW

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People who eat all the black Wine Gums. :angry: :angry:

Ewww, I don't like the black ones - you're welcome to 'em.

Webbo

Webbo

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Ewww, I don't like the black ones - you're welcome to 'em.

I'll swap them with you for all the coffee creams we got this Christmas.

AoWW

AoWW

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I'll swap them with you for all the coffee creams we got this Christmas.

Ewww, don't like coffee creams either. :sick: Fussy cow, ain't I?! :P

Webbo

Webbo

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Ewww, don't like coffee creams either. :sick: Fussy cow, ain't I?! :P

Nobody likes coffee creams and as for the black wine gums that just means you're racist. :thumbup:

GLC

GLC

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im so p*ssed off, took my gf to the cinema to watch yes man, i paid £12or so for tickets and then another £7 for food etc

onlyto have 2 young lads in front talking etc

and more people behind throwing sweets!

i wanted to slap them to puberty, but i didnt want to upset my gf

bloody kids!

Daggers

Daggers

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Tells wife - you can't drive to Kettering until I've fixed the fan belt.

Wife - but I must go to my sister's

Tells wife - no the wife, you can not, not until I have fixed the fan belt

*wife goes*

*wife overheats then pops the car*

:angry:

GLC

GLC

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Tells wife - you can't drive to Kettering until I've fixed the fan belt.

Wife - but I must go to my sister's

Tells wife - no the wife, you can not, not until I have fixed the fan belt

*wife goes*

*wife overheats then pops the car*

:angry:

typical women lol

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