Uncle Albert Posted 22 July 2008 Posted 22 July 2008 Just got an e-mail from my Uncle in Iraq. Pretty funny and actually quite a smart idea. The British Solution to Save Petrol Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... Step 1 The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Step 2 Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... Step 3 After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..... Step 4 If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Problem solved..... If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ......... I just did.........
Bryn Posted 22 July 2008 Posted 22 July 2008 Should go for prisoners as well. Not all prisoners though, not sure I'd want gun murderers being shipped off.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 3 million illegal immigrants...yeah right. Exactly my thoughts.
The People's Hero Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 These 3 million illegal immigrants must be hiding with Howard's goalscoring prowess and my 12 inch penis.
Jay Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 is this from the BNP manifesto? should be right up craig Adams 23 and a quarters street this one!! stinks of xenophobia, ignorance and racism to me!!
Alexikokopops Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 is this from the BNP manifesto?should be right up craig Adams 23 and a quarters street this one!! stinks of xenophobia, ignorance and racism to me!! It's also a ridiculously infeasible plan. "3 million people" won't be buying petrol, so that's a lot less tax. It then goes on to suggest that the government pays these "3 million" soldiers wages. I'm not sure where they'd find the money for that one. It also seems to neglect the cost training these "3 million" new troops.
Dr The Singh Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Just got an e-mail from my Uncle in Iraq. Pretty funny and actually quite a smart idea.The British Solution to Save Petrol Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... Step 1 The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Step 2 Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... Step 3 After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..... Step 4 If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Problem solved..... If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ......... I just did......... 3 million people will not make a dent on fuel prices, which is a global concern and can only be effected on a global scale!! Whoever wrote this is a grade A pr1ck and anyone that forwards it on as a solution is a bigger pr1ck!! SIngh is King!!
James. Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Nevermind the fact that generally speaking (and I do so at my own risk) many illegal immigrants will use public transport since they lack the funds/credit worthiness to buy a car... It is a f**king stupid idea. It's author should be ashamed and embarrassed.
Tommy G Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 This is slightly racist Anyway why would 3 million people buying less fuel drop the prices? It will just mean less tax revenue for the government! they would just sting us somewhere else. Sounds like a bitter soldier to me
poynton blue Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Its just a wind up (like its ever going to happen!!) It would be the same if everyone gave up their car for the day and used public transport....the trains/buses could not cope Or if everyone gave up cigs and booze...the country would go bust!!!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Is there anything that we can't abitrarily blame on immigrants? I think my car's dodgy clutch and my bad back might be their fault as well
Alexikokopops Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Is there anything that we can't abitrarily blame on immigrants?I think my car's dodgy clutch and my bad back might be their fault as well I just walked to Tesco and was uncomfortably hot. I think that's their fault too.
James. Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 I just walked to Tesco and was uncomfortably hot. I think that's their fault too. Well if you think about it then it is feasible that they are to blame. Given the extra carbon dioxide in the atmosphere as a result of these immigrants breathing they are more than likely contributing to global warming and as such your uncomfortably hot journey to Tesco. What we need is a law restricting the amount of breathing immigrants do. Seriously.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Well if you think about it then it is feasible that they are to blame. Given the extra carbon dioxide in the atmosphere as a result of these immigrants breathing they are more than likely contributing to global warming and as such your uncomfortably hot journey to Tesco. What we need is a law restricting the amount of breathing immigrants do. Seriously. They must do a lot of driving too if 3 million of them stopping is going to reduce petrol prices. Bloody immigrants! We should send them to Iraq or something.
The People's Hero Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 My girlfriend put mustard in my sandwiches. I hate mustard. Also, the bread is stale. Fu cking immigrants. ps my girlfriend isn't an immigrant.
Dr The Singh Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Racist. No he's not racist he meant 'No my girlfriend isn't an immigrant but I wishs she was!!!'
Alexikokopops Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 My girlfriend put mustard in my sandwiches. I hate mustard. Also, the bread is stale.Fu cking immigrants. ps my girlfriend isn't an immigrant. Filthy bastards. Apparently haircuts cost £30 these days. It's all those immigrants coming over and pushing demand up, just like they have with global oil prices! Grrrrrrrrrrr
Trav Le Bleu Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 3 million people will not make a dent on fuel prices, which is a global concern and can only be effected on a global scale!! Whoever wrote this is a grade A pr1ck and anyone that forwards it on as a solution is a bigger pr1ck!! SIngh is King!! Well said Singh. Petrol cost so much because of people buying lots of petrol IN OTHER COUNTRIES, not UK. Immigrants, illegal or otherwise, have nothing to do with it. I assume your uncle is in Iraq to "kill Ragheads" (allegedly his words, not mine)
acooling08 Posted 23 July 2008 Posted 23 July 2008 Just got an e-mail from my Uncle in Iraq. Pretty funny and actually quite a smart idea.The British Solution to Save Petrol Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use...... Step 1 The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down..... Step 2 Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... Step 3 After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ..... Step 4 If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Problem solved..... If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. ......... I just did......... Brave post there uncle and a fookin good one
Uncle Albert Posted 23 July 2008 Author Posted 23 July 2008 Uncle Albert's gone a bit quiet? How have I gone quiet? I havent been online. I didnt post this in away to be racist. I posted it because I was sent it and I thought people may like to see it. So Tommy G **** off. Brave post there uncle and a fookin good one I didnt want to be brave with this post.
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