Daggers' even more optimistic bus

[Zingari]

bus comes from the word omnibus , which is latin for everyone

not a lot of people know that or care

[Nugent]

Yup - a fully fledged MOT bought with the finest English pounds from a man called Ron round the back of the pub.

That's reassuring.

[Daggers]

It transpires that the usurper who stole my other bus is promising to throw a party - well so am I now.

I have a bowl of Twiglets (and only half of them are soggy) and five cans of lager (three of which don't have fag butts floating in them).

C'mon, pile on in to the campervan.

MC Webbo! Crank up the sounds!

[Webbo]

MC Webbo! Crank up the sounds!

I can tune the radio to Radio 2. Will that do?

[AoWW]

I can tune the radio to Radio 2. Will that do?

I'm sure it'll suit your, erm, 'punters' in the van down to the ground.

Meanwhile... quality tunes are to be found on AOWW's Optimistic Bus.

[Corky]

I'm sure it'll suit your, erm, 'punters' in the van down to the ground.

Meanwhile... quality tunes are to be found on AOWW's Optimistic Bus.

It's run by a woman. Women and quality tunes don't go together.

[Webbo]

It's run by a woman. Women and quality tunes don't go together.

Stick with our bus, we;ve got some banging Peter Skellern choons on the 8 track.

[Corky]

Stick with our bus, we;ve got some banging Peter Skellern choons on the 8 track.

I will do, we'll probably have to clean AOWW's bus <_<

[BigGibbo]

the click , the fookin' cli ck ? who the fook wants to be in the click or clique ?

being an out of the loop annoying maverick twat is where its at

Holla Holla

P.S I'm on it!

[The People's Hero]

So this is what tabou meant when he was trying to persuade my of the merits of catching the 'other' bus...

[Tabou]

So this is what tabou meant when he was trying to persuade my of the merits of catching the 'other' bus...

All aboard Tabou's Bus...

[The People's Hero]

That's just a little box with a red cross in it.

It puts me in mind of a 'no entry'.....

[Tabou]

That's just a little box with a red cross in it.

It puts me in mind of a 'no entry'.....

The wheels on my bus don't just go round and round.

The squeel and shout and sniff poppers with their shirts off.

[MC Prussian]

Daggers, how much money will you pay me for your bus?

[Master Fox]

This new bus has a ubiquitous aroma of hand-sex and stale beer.

[Nick]

That's just a little box with a red cross in it.

It puts me in mind of a 'no entry'.....

"bustrophobia?"

[Daggers]

Right, now it's just lads - I'm off for a bit of dogging in the van. You can either come along or hop off and I'll pick you up in a week - this van doesn't go to Leyton, it's going to a wedding.

[Daggers]

The only Optimistic Vehicle owner not to have fallen asleep during the penalty shoot out - you know this macho, drug and drink-fueled bus is the place to be

[lookwhaticando]

The only Optimistic Vehicle owner not to have fallen asleep during the penalty shoot out - you know this macho, drug and drink-fueled bus is the place to be

Bloody emo.

[Daggers]

Bloody emo.

You have to target the market

[AoWW]

The only Optimistic Vehicle owner not to have fallen asleep during the penalty shoot out - you know this macho, drug and drink-fueled bus is the place to be

I didn't fall asleep - I was simply getting the beers in for AoWW's Superior Bus.

[Webbo]

Right back on board the REAL optimistic bus.

I've got the beer sorted

The music sorted.

and I've signed up an exotic dancer.

Be here or be square and try to be early we might need a push.

[Daggers]

Only ladies with big jugs are allowed on this bus!

[James.]

This bus stinks of piss.

[Daggers]

This bus stinks of piss.

Exactly - that way you don't realise that I stink of piss.