Porky Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 Unfairly got called fester all the time by certain people! I look nothing like him!
Edmund Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Fosse Boy Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. :laugh:
cisono Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 You're not our Kim are you? Ehmm no Im 6ft dark long straight hair dark skinned. What's your number?
Milky Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 I've been told it's Billy Corgan. (but with hair) (and smaller ears) or Lauri Ylonen
Bert Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 I look similar to Fryatt on this picture, apparently.
JakeShingler Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 I look similar to Fryatt on this picture, apparently. Haha you do
Guest Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 Now that I can see similarities. I can't. Am I the only one who thinks Lise doesn't look like TPT? No. There are a great many people who hold that opinion.
Rocky Dennis Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 Damon Hill (when im wearing a cap) Frank Lampard (from the side) Eric Bana So ive been told by others anyway????
Guest Bilo Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 I was once told I looked like this guy. In the words of Ron Burgundy, I threatened to punch them in the babymaker.
Corky Posted 22 January 2009 Posted 22 January 2009 I can't.No. There are a great many people who hold that opinion. When I say similarities, it's closer than TPT for sure. Neither look a great deal like you anyway.
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