EMA

[The Reverend]

Make sure all you EMA'ers behave yourselves, so you can collect your £100 bonus at Christmas and the end of the school year!

Dont get too pissed

[Flynny]

Whoever did this is a genius. A big fucking annoying genius.

[Tevez]

Just checked my bank account at Tesco. Took my £90 owed EMA got the nearest 18+ to get me a bottle of voddy and I got myself some drugs.

Happy days.

[Wezleylowski]

Don't think I'll be getting any back payments considering I've been to registration about 5 times so far this year

[Asha]

Found the right thread again, got another 30 quid today....so that's 90 in 2 days :w00t:

[SOCCERROO FOX]

So let me get this straight your goverment just gives you money if you are studying and there is little criteria to qualify.

[Guest]

So let me get this straight your goverment just gives you money if you are studying and there is little criteria to qualify.

It's Wacko Jacko.

[Trumpet]

EMA is bollocks.

I didn't get it, as my parents earn over £30k, with 3 children.

A lad in my class lived alone with just his mum, she earnt around £15k. He got EMA, despite his mum renting property on the side.

Most people don't actually work hard for it, infact i've never known anyone to get EMA based on how well they are performing, its purely attendance.

Get a part time job like I had too, students, Pfffff .

[filbertway]

EMA is bollocks.

I didn't get it, as my parents earn over £30k, with 3 children.

A lad in my class lived alone with just his mum, she earnt around £15k. He got EMA, despite his mum renting property on the side.

Most people don't actually work hard for it, infact i've never known anyone to get EMA based on how well they are performing, its purely attendance.

Get a part time job like I had too, students, Pfffff .

To rub salt into the wounds, it contributed to my leeds ticket

[Brainy]

Went today, got £210.

[Tevez]

Went today, got £210.

Walkers to Walsall?

[Master Fox]

Went today, got £210.

For what?

[The People's Hero]

Went today, got £210.

Makes me sick when I'm working my ass off and can't afford to pay my bills.

Not your fault I know, but still, hello Government, I exist, I'm struggling... no?

Time to move abroad!

[Tabou]

Makes me sick when I'm working my ass off and can't afford to pay my bills.

Not your fault I know, but still, hello Government, I exist, I'm struggling... no?

Time to move abroad!

You can move into my love pad.

You better be on here today. Yesterday was shit. Today I have an empty office and the need for general internetage, rather than working.

Can't wait for my friday MaccyD's!!!

[Master Fox]

Makes me sick when I'm working my ass off and can't afford to pay my bills.

Not your fault I know, but still, hello Government, I exist, I'm struggling... no?

Time to move abroad!

Me too, it's a fcuking disgrace.

When I was 16 and a full time college student, I had to work two jobs to support myself. One job was cleaning everyday at the local lower school, and the other in the evening until midnight washing pots and pans. Fcukig thick fat retarded kids these days just sit around like utter c*nts doing fcuk all.

I really hate this country. When I move I hope the economy crashes and everyone gets aids.

[Uncle Albert]

Makes me sick when I'm working my ass off and can't afford to pay my bills.

Not your fault I know, but still, hello Government, I exist, I'm struggling... no?

Time to move abroad!

I'm going to live abroad when I have been Uni. Canne be arsed with this country no more.

Scotland here I come.

[Dr The Singh]

Me too, it's a fcuking disgrace.

When I was 16 and a full time college student, I had to work two jobs to support myself. One job was cleaning everyday at the local lower school, and the other in the evening until midnight washing pots and pans. Fcukig thick fat retarded kids these days just sit around like utter c*nts doing fcuk all.

I really hate this country. When I move I hope the economy crashes and everyone gets aids.

Other then the aids bit, I totally agree!!!

[The People's Hero]

Me too, it's a fcuking disgrace.

When I was 16 and a full time college student, I had to work two jobs to support myself. One job was cleaning everyday at the local lower school, and the other in the evening until midnight washing pots and pans. Fcukig thick fat retarded kids these days just sit around like utter c*nts doing fcuk all.

I really hate this country. When I move I hope the economy crashes and everyone gets aids.

I've never been without a job since I was 16, maybe even before that actually.

I've washed pots, served meals, poured pints, sold mobile phones, sold building-exterior-wall-coatings door to door, worked as a typist, a tutor, an assistant (dogsbody basically) to an academic department and now work in insurance.

There have been very few points in my life (apart from when at uni) when I've had only one job.

The joke is, I go to the doctors this morning as I have an ear infection and a throat infection and the adult equivalent of glue ear. He's given me something for each (different prescriptions) and also my two asthma medications (on different prescriptions).

£7.10 per prescription. £28.40. Thanks doc. Would putting it on one fu cking slip have been more trouble for you?

And my fu cking ear hurts. I actually fell over in my flat this morning through lack of balance. I've been told not to drink because of the antibiotics.. the only good thing about not drinking is that you know you're always good to drive. So then they tell me I shouldn't drive either as my balance/co-ordination is off a bit.

Great.

I'll sit in my empty flat, drinking tap water, sobbing in to my exorbitant prescription notes.

[The People's Hero]

You better be on here today. Yesterday was shit. Today I have an empty office and the need for general internetage, rather than working.

Oh and yeah - I'm here all day folks.

Well, till 5 anyway.

[Master Fox]

I've never been without a job since I was 16, maybe even before that actually.

I've washed pots, served meals, poured pints, sold mobile phones, sold building-exterior-wall-coatings door to door, worked as a typist, a tutor, an assistant (dogsbody basically) to an academic department and now work in insurance.

There have been very few points in my life (apart from when at uni) when I've had only one job.

The joke is, I go to the doctors this morning as I have an ear infection and a throat infection and the adult equivalent of glue ear. He's given me something for each (different prescriptions) and also my two asthma medications (on different prescriptions).

£7.10 per prescription. £28.40. Thanks doc. Would putting it on one fu cking slip have been more trouble for you?

And my fu cking ear hurts. I actually fell over in my flat this morning through lack of balance. I've been told not to drink because of the antibiotics.. the only good thing about not drinking is that you know you're always good to drive. So then they tell me I shouldn't drive either as my balance/co-ordination is off a bit.

Great.

I'll sit in my empty flat, drinking tap water, sobbing in to my exorbitant prescription notes.

Sorry to hear about that mate.

But another injustice of this stupid scheme is the fact that the growing population of total human waste families who breed in order to up the benefit income, will only use this as a way for their spawn of vermin kids to fund their 20 B&H and a bottle of white lightning habits. While people like you and me who have to fcuking work to live, to get by and pay the bills. We get fcuk all help while lazy fcukers like this get handed out money for doing nothing at all.

And prescriptions, what a joke.

I was in queue of about 6 people about a month ago, and I was the only person who paid for theirs. It angers me so much.

[James.]

I've never been without a job since I was 16, maybe even before that actually.

I've washed pots, served meals, poured pints, sold mobile phones, sold building-exterior-wall-coatings door to door, worked as a typist, a tutor, an assistant (dogsbody basically) to an academic department and now work in insurance.

There have been very few points in my life (apart from when at uni) when I've had only one job.

The joke is, I go to the doctors this morning as I have an ear infection and a throat infection and the adult equivalent of glue ear. He's given me something for each (different prescriptions) and also my two asthma medications (on different prescriptions).

£7.10 per prescription. £28.40. Thanks doc. Would putting it on one fu cking slip have been more trouble for you?

And my fu cking ear hurts. I actually fell over in my flat this morning through lack of balance. I've been told not to drink because of the antibiotics.. the only good thing about not drinking is that you know you're always good to drive. So then they tell me I shouldn't drive either as my balance/co-ordination is off a bit.

Great.

I'll sit in my empty flat, drinking tap water, sobbing in to my exorbitant prescription notes.

I have a throat infection. I have been prescribed antibiotics. My doctor said it's ok to drink "in moderation". F**k it mate, just get drunk. I think it basically just means 1. the drugs aren't quite as effective and 2. you get drunk easier.

Not a bad deal if you ask me.

[The People's Hero]

Sorry to hear about that mate.

But another injustice of this stupid scheme is the fact that the growing population of total human waste families who breed in order to up the benefit income, will only use this as a way for their spawn of vermin kids to fund their 20 B&H and a bottle of white lightning habits. While people like you and me who have to fcuking work to live, to get by and pay the bills. We get fcuk all help while lazy fcukers like this get handed out money for doing nothing at all.

And prescriptions, what a joke.

I was in queue of about 6 people about a month ago, and I was the only person who paid for theirs. It angers me so much.

Indeed.

I tell you what, there is definitely a growing resentment in this country at what people see as a shambles of a benefit system.

I can accept I'll get no help etc etc but it annoys me to see money frittered away on this EMA stuff.

I'm just having a bad day, I reckon I could moan about anything today.

[Dr The Singh]

I've never been without a job since I was 16, maybe even before that actually.

I've washed pots, served meals, poured pints, sold mobile phones, sold building-exterior-wall-coatings door to door, worked as a typist, a tutor, an assistant (dogsbody basically) to an academic department and now work in insurance.

There have been very few points in my life (apart from when at uni) when I've had only one job.

The joke is, I go to the doctors this morning as I have an ear infection and a throat infection and the adult equivalent of glue ear. He's given me something for each (different prescriptions) and also my two asthma medications (on different prescriptions).

£7.10 per prescription. £28.40. Thanks doc. Would putting it on one fu cking slip have been more trouble for you?

And my fu cking ear hurts. I actually fell over in my flat this morning through lack of balance. I've been told not to drink because of the antibiotics.. the only good thing about not drinking is that you know you're always good to drive. So then they tell me I shouldn't drive either as my balance/co-ordination is off a bit.

Great.

I'll sit in my empty flat, drinking tap water, sobbing in to my exorbitant prescription notes.

Fook me, we are on abit of a downer but i totally agree!! I've worked all my life, I used to work for my dad every weekend, clearing rubbish and doing the shitty weeks for the family business. At the age of 14, I worked for a wholesaler of clothes, I got paid £1 a day, at 16 worked at Asda, until I finished Uni!! Not once did I recieve hand outs!!

As soon as I finished uni, forst the bank wanted it's money back, with interest, no dental treatment, pay for prescriptions, I remember I had injured my ankle and the doctor would not send me to a physio, for god sakes it was the only time I went to the doc and asked for treatment, and I didn;t get it!!

The government stopped tax benefits for married couples, I get shafted by stealth taxes, I decide to have kids and on 2 occassions my children's lives and my mrs could have been put in danger due to lack of beds, incubaters , staff etc!! And our last one as the worst they practically chucked the mrs out of the hospital, she was in a bad condition, bleed ing heavily, yet they said the community nurse would come and support, did she??????

Finally, my kids need ot go to a school, the government states that you can choose the school you want to send your kids to, what bollocks!! The closest school is crap so we wanted to send the kids to the second closest which is only 3 streets away and were told were not in there catchment, yet the kids got into a school 3 miles away via being on a reserved list!!

to be continued.................................

[The People's Hero]

I have a throat infection. I have been prescribed antibiotics. My doctor said it's ok to drink "in moderation". F**k it mate, just get drunk. I think it basically just means 1. the drugs aren't quite as effective and 2. you get drunk easier.

Not a bad deal if you ask me.

I only really went in there to get him to check my ear out.

I've come away from the whole thing £28.40 poorer and my ear still hurts!

[Uncle Albert]

When did EMA first start?