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The Confession Box

By James., in General Chat

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AoWW

AoWW

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I'm assuming every primary school has the obligatory 'pretty girl with long blond hair who gets away with murder simply by fluttering her baby-blues'.

Well, I cut off her ponytail. :ph34r:

I'm not sorry; she had it coming to her. :devil:

GLC

GLC

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i once broke a window and blamed it on some lad at primary school and he got excluded lol

and i once killed a mans lizard he brought into school, i thought it was fake so i hit it lol

i feel bad

Corky

Corky

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I'm assuming every primary school has the obligatory 'pretty girl with long blond hair who gets away with murder simply by fluttering her baby-blues'.

Well, I cut off her ponytail. :ph34r:

I'm not sorry; she had it coming to her. :devil:

Oh yes, we had plenty of those at our school. At high school. Until yours truly "accidently" kicked a ball in one's face during PE. Sweetly struck left foot volley, right in the mouth.

I am sorry James, but I did mean to hit her, just not hurt her.

jonno24

jonno24

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:D:D

I thaught he was there when all i could hear was oh Jesus Oh Jesus behind me.

I was bitterly dissapointed when i turned round lol

Suffolk_fox

Suffolk_fox

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I'm assuming every primary school has the obligatory 'pretty girl with long blond hair who gets away with murder simply by fluttering her baby-blues'.

Well, I cut off her ponytail. :ph34r:

I'm not sorry; she had it coming to her. :devil:

You teachers get away with murder, murder I tell you!

James.

James.

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Surely if you were a real priest you would insist on the boys sitting on your lap :unsure:

Boys are so passé. You need to get with the times. It's all about the ladies now.

I'm assuming every primary school has the obligatory 'pretty girl with long blond hair who gets away with murder simply by fluttering her baby-blues'.

Well, I cut off her ponytail. :ph34r:

I'm not sorry; she had it coming to her. :devil:

Unrepetant sorts are not welcome here.

Unless they sit on my lap obviously.

Foxhateram

Foxhateram

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When I went confession at about 10 years old, I couldn't think of anything to ask for forgiveness for....so I invented some sins!!! :giggle:

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how dare the lie to god!!! :P

Id like to confess to the murder of TommyG. I am afraid i outflirted him to death. His last words were "Stroudfox my darling, stay by my..........." *coughs splutters* "by my......." *big massive weight falls from the sky and hits him in the head* Whoops :ph34r::unsure:

Samilktray

Samilktray

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:crylaugh:

how dare the lie to god!!! :P

Id like to confess to the murder of TommyG. I am afraid i outflirted him to death. His last words were "Stroudfox my darling, stay by my..........." *coughs splutters* "by my......." *big massive weight falls from the sky and hits him in the head* Whoops :ph34r::unsure:

Give up.

Phube

Phube

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lol

But this quote got me worried about his priest (Not suprising really, catholic priests and all...)

My other confessions were no more successful. Only a week or two after my multiple homicide admission I was berated by the priest behind the grille for wilfully misunderstanding his simple question about whether or not I ever played with myself. I'd told him ingenuously that I rarely did anything else at playtime.

:huh:

Phube

Phube

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Phube once took someone up the "Arsenal" :)

He's regretted it ever since. Please forgive him Father James.

I have never even been to North London!! :o:unsure:

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